

1) Of course! I think.
Might have just been rolled together with a party for somepony else. Whatever.
2) No.
3) Still don’t know what you’re talking about.
4)
5) Hark!
6) Yeah? Well it would have been nice if somepony had warned me that Sweetie Belle was going to be involved in poisoning Cheerilee and Big Macintosh yesterday in addition to Berry Punch’s house being dragged halfway across town today, a huge hole in front of Carousel Boutique, and a giant hole in Carousel Boutique!
Filly is so freakin’ grounded!
7) Thanks!

1) Thanks!
2) Strange.
3) So you use your psychic precognition to predict the future and do a bit that I don’t recognize. Well, I guess you aren’t the first pony to abuse power.
bitsandwidgets submitted:

It may have come a bit slow, but I felt like writing it. If it helps, then my goal is achieved.
Thank you. Thank you so much. I can’t… I can’t even begin to describe what this means to me.


Responses after the break.

1) I think I’m done with Skyrim now. Beat the game last week after getting that restoration bug to remove the cooldown on all of my shouts, which was a blast to mess around with! Never did the Dark Brotherhood storyline, but I just don’t see much of a point in playing anymore. This is why I usually beat the game last. Maybe I’ll pick it back up like I did with Fallout 3 once all the downloadable content is released.
If you enchant the daggers, that might be a good way to earn back the money you spent. As for the enchanting, unless you spec heavily into it, you won’t get much, if anything out of it.
2) Gooj? Really?
And for those of you just joining us, no, I’m not “gooj.” I have a funeral to go to tomorrow. My best friend from back in high school died.
3) Because life is unfair. As soon as you get the chance, leave him and never look back.
4) I have a special somepony. He’s a bear.
5) I talk! I talk plenty! What context are you even going by?
6) Yeah, I’m not fond of the date either. Why would anything happen, though? Why do ponies keep saying that?
By the way, you still used a finite number of symbols. That’s no better than trying to use asterisks to bleep it.

Well, what time will the funeral be tomorrow? I think we should be able to have a picnic, if you feel you’re up to it.
1) Thanks.
2) I’ll probably have to get there by at least 1. The service will start at around 2, then last an hour or two. Then we’ll go to the graveside service, that’ll probably last an hour or two. Maybe we could do something at around six.

1) I don’t know what you’re talking about for the first two. As for the third.

2) I’m hoping things start getting back to normal after the funeral tomorrow. But tomorrow is going to be tough.
3) I don’t… I don’t know anymore. The funeral is tomorrow too. I don’t know if we’re still having a picnic or not.
4) I don’t know what you’re getting at, but I don’t think I like the sounds of it.
5) Well, normality is at least a good thing to shoot for.

Why do you now answer like this? I can’t read the questions anymore on my Maredroid
1) Strawberry, for Celestia’s sake, are you really trying to give a logical reply to something that was said in emotional hysterics? I couldn’t destroy the world if I wanted to.
The other ideas aren’t bad. I just don’t even want to breathe right now, let alone move. Maybe I’ll have the strength later.
2) Sometimes I start to answer something, but then get too emotional or mess up too much and I have to back out. After trying to record an answer three times, I just… lost it. For that matter, I fell asleep at the computer and didn’t realize it went through.
But there’s no one I can see for living a life filled with death.
3) It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this.
4) I preferred The Real Folk Blues.
5) I’ve tried a few times, but I don’t know how to answer this right now.
He was one of my few friends that I had always thought was safe; that nothing would happen to him. If I wanted to see…
No. I just don’t know how to answer this right now.
6) With the pictures of the questions all together? So it takes up less room on my page and I’m not flooding everypony’s dash by answering a bunch of questions one after the other.
I’m sorry. I can see the questions on my Manedroid; I didn’t think it was a problem. I can try to come up with another solution.

1) Two reasons
a. There’s no such thing in Equestria.
b. We don’t live together.
2) No. No I’m not alright.
I’ll be alright, but it’s going to take some time.
3) Just shut the [omitted] up.
4) No, Strawberry. I don’t want a hug. I want the entire [omitted] planet to [omitted] explode.
His Celestia [omitted] cutie mark… was a [omitted]. Coconut!
Why did this have to happen?! It’s not fair!
Celestia [omitted] to [omitted] Hell!
…
WA~A~H~!!
[Crying]
[Gasp]
No… Please god no…
[Sobbing]

1) What a coincidence, that first sentence is exactly what I was thinking! You’re a little off with following two, though. My thoughts then mostly shift toward my feelings about how you spend your free time.
2) Avenge him how? He fell out of a coconut tree on a rock. Broke his neck and split his head open down through the skull; he died instantly.
I’m told it wasn’t a pretty scene when they found him.
[Sigh]
…
[Sniff]
… [omitted] it…

1) Alright, I guess. Cried a few times on Boscov’s shoulder. Played a few games. Talking on and off with Scooc at the moment.
2) When I shattered my hoof. Easily the worst “break,” if you can even call that a break.
3) Yeah, sure. Thanks. It’d be good to know for the future.
Daionus (dsilva72794@gmail.com) submitted:
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Is this you?
While that is cute and adorable, that can’t possibly be me.
My magic is, and has always been, gold-colored.

1) Pretty horrible. But I don’t think you’d find many ponies that would even keep listening once you offered them a dollar. Wrong currency.
2) Technically, according to her mother, anything relating to Tootsie is none of my business. I just can’t help but snoop around sometimes.
Also you’re a monster.
3) I’d use my super godmod powers to not die and kill you instead.
…
What do you think would happen if you stabbed me to death?
4) I understand. Thank you for the moral support.