1) Sure! Way too many to mention them all, so I’ll just pick a few Lyras. Not trying to be self-indulgent, just don’t want anypony feeling left out. Particularly if we’re in the same dimension and don’t know it!
http://asklyralyra.tumblr.com/
http://asklyrabonbon.tumblr.com/
http://asklyraandbonbon.tumblr.com/
http://asklyralyralicious.tumblr.com/
2) What difference does it make? Who cares?
I don’t know; the third. A quick “go to [omitted]” and we part ways. Relatively painless.
3) It doesn’t matter!
He’s-…
He was relocated. Probably not even in Equestria anymore.
Now just… drop it…
1) “Treat” her to an expensive evening at a fancy restaurant. Order light and prearrange payment. That is to say, and this is key, pay for your own meal. Once dinner is over and her bill comes, get up and leave. She has no one to blame but herself and no way to pursue any legal action against you. Of course, that only works if she doesn’t know that you know.
How much she spends is also a pretty accurate measure of her character. If she orders cheaply, it might be worth aborting.
Of course, I would always recommend the high road. She’s not worth the time, effort, and cash to set up something like that. All of this assuming that she really isn’t worth the time and effort. Up to you if you want to give somepony another chance.
2) Yes.
Didn’t feel like rearranging the questions. Was going to just remind everypony that the joke loses its effect if you don’t reverse how you send it, but Sweetie Belle had an idea. So we ran with it.
3) Moe’s Tavern.
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No. This is Patrick.
[video]
Answers after the break.
If I’m not mistaken, that’s one of the largest censoring jobs you’ve ever had to do.
Either the largest or second largest, yeah.
It wasn’t really bad or anything, but still outside what I’m willing to post.
(via iamonlykidding-deactivated20150)
Answers after the break.
Answers after the break.
2) I just knew it! I knew it couldn’t be true! Oh woe is me, to be passed up for the cake I pine for!
1) I just knew it! I knew it couldn’t be true! Oh woe is me, to be passed up for the foal I care for!
3) Anon was gently reminding me to not be a horrible marefriend and go check up on Boscov.
Which I know seems insensitive on my part, but you have to remember everypony I ever dated before was tough-guy macho.
1) Sounds like somepony beat you to the punch by a few thousand years.
Or is everypony tired of that joke now?
2) I don’t believe in a hard-and-fast rule for something like that. No situation is identical due to circumstances and the individuals involved.
3) I don’t need to see how he handles grieving. I need to see how he handles an argument. Everypony handles grieving differently and-
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Oh.
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Oh…
Nice recommend. Next time you should co-recommend Logic For Dummies by Mark Zegarelli. They always go in pair.
1) Wait! Wait you guys! Wait!
If I-
Wait!
If I suddenly became a bug, I-
You guys!
I’d be-
2) I wish I had retained anything I learned in Logic…
I can’t remember what it’s called, but you’re questioning my stance by asking me my exact argument for the stance in question.
That’s why it would be awkward.
3) I don’t recall doing that. If anything could be used against me, I was a little short with the, or a, Pkunk.
For that I apologize, assuming it wasn’t just a bit.
Which I’m not yet admitting.
4) Might take a look at that myself.
1) Here’s a book recommendation.
Honest to Celestia; if you’re going to do a bit, get where you’re going.
2) Now now. Let’s be polite, even to ponies you don’t like.
3) Yeah… tough.
Alright, bye. And I highly recommend looking for someone who can return your affection. You’ve evidently got a lot to give.
4) Uh… That would probably be awkward… Well, more awkward. Maybe hang out, talk, but that’d probably be the extent of it.
1) I understand, to an extent. For whatever reason I’ve been the subject of catcalls for a long time. If you’re level-headed, you at least realize you haven’t got a chance in Equestria with me and are only doing this for the thrill of it.
However, that doesn’t excuse your demeaning comments.
2) I know that first anon got under your skin, but that sort of behavior I’m at least used to.
How about I put on some music and we dance it out?
3)
4) Fine. But those are still things you should keep to yourself.
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There are still ponies out there looking for me. I don’t like the idea of somepony I don’t know watching me with an ulterior motive.
1) No means no.
2) Are you the same one that sent a similar message last time and embarrassed the [omitted] out of me when I wrongfully thought it was Blues?
Because if you are, I still remember, there’s still nothing I can do, and you’re treading awful close to Creepytown. The whole secret admirer thing fails to be endearing when you call my boyfriend a “big obstacle in my way.”
3) Go get your purple drank elsewhere.
4) You just doesn’t has to call me Johnson.
1) By not telling them. They made a very large mistake, but no pony wants want them having to serve out a sentence over it!
Save the authorities for cases that can’t be resolved without them.
2) Does the prospect of a sexual harassment charge entice you?
3) No. Not a huge fan of Disneigh.
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Not that I’d turn down the opportunity if it was hoofed to me.
4) Mare, I know you didn’t just sass me about being sassy. I’m about to be all up in your grill like George Foreman!
5) Abbott and Costello?
6) None that I can think of. A few of the machines around the entrances to stores or at children’s entertainment places like Chuck E. Cheese, but I think arcades are mostly dead.
7) Well, I’ve certainly been wrong before. I mean, Deadly Premonition was pretty tame, but there were still a few parts where I was all, “Gaaaa~h!”
Now I’m sort of interested in this LSD game…
1) Everything floats down here…
Oh wait. That was “It.”
2) Doesn’t sound so bad. A little boring for my tastes, but I don’t suppose it goes into too much detail.
3) Have I ever been disintegrated into pieces in some cases?
Da [omitted] does that even mean?