Nice recommend. Next time you should co-recommend Logic For Dummies by Mark Zegarelli. They always go in pair.
1) Wait! Wait you guys! Wait!
If I-
Wait!
If I suddenly became a bug, I-
You guys!
I’d be-
2) I wish I had retained anything I learned in Logic…
I can’t remember what it’s called, but you’re questioning my stance by asking me my exact argument for the stance in question.
That’s why it would be awkward.
3) I don’t recall doing that. If anything could be used against me, I was a little short with the, or a, Pkunk.
For that I apologize, assuming it wasn’t just a bit.
Which I’m not yet admitting.
4) Might take a look at that myself.
1) Here’s a book recommendation.
Honest to Celestia; if you’re going to do a bit, get where you’re going.
2) Now now. Let’s be polite, even to ponies you don’t like.
3) Yeah… tough.
Alright, bye. And I highly recommend looking for someone who can return your affection. You’ve evidently got a lot to give.
4) Uh… That would probably be awkward… Well, more awkward. Maybe hang out, talk, but that’d probably be the extent of it.
1) I understand, to an extent. For whatever reason I’ve been the subject of catcalls for a long time. If you’re level-headed, you at least realize you haven’t got a chance in Equestria with me and are only doing this for the thrill of it.
However, that doesn’t excuse your demeaning comments.
2) I know that first anon got under your skin, but that sort of behavior I’m at least used to.
How about I put on some music and we dance it out?
3)
4) Fine. But those are still things you should keep to yourself.
…
There are still ponies out there looking for me. I don’t like the idea of somepony I don’t know watching me with an ulterior motive.
1) No means no.
2) Are you the same one that sent a similar message last time and embarrassed the [omitted] out of me when I wrongfully thought it was Blues?
Because if you are, I still remember, there’s still nothing I can do, and you’re treading awful close to Creepytown. The whole secret admirer thing fails to be endearing when you call my boyfriend a “big obstacle in my way.”
3) Go get your purple drank elsewhere.
4) You just doesn’t has to call me Johnson.
1) By not telling them. They made a very large mistake, but no pony wants want them having to serve out a sentence over it!
Save the authorities for cases that can’t be resolved without them.
2) Does the prospect of a sexual harassment charge entice you?
3) No. Not a huge fan of Disneigh.
…
Not that I’d turn down the opportunity if it was hoofed to me.
4) Mare, I know you didn’t just sass me about being sassy. I’m about to be all up in your grill like George Foreman!
5) Abbott and Costello?
6) None that I can think of. A few of the machines around the entrances to stores or at children’s entertainment places like Chuck E. Cheese, but I think arcades are mostly dead.
7) Well, I’ve certainly been wrong before. I mean, Deadly Premonition was pretty tame, but there were still a few parts where I was all, “Gaaaa~h!”
Now I’m sort of interested in this LSD game…
1) Everything floats down here…
Oh wait. That was “It.”
2) Doesn’t sound so bad. A little boring for my tastes, but I don’t suppose it goes into too much detail.
3) Have I ever been disintegrated into pieces in some cases?
Da [omitted] does that even mean?
1) Black? White? Hispanic?
Is there a green? I like green. Can I be green?
2) Oh pretty good. We got a new client. At the bank. Gonna make a lot of money.
I cannot tell you, it’s confidential.
No, I can’t.
3) Not do that again, if you’re wise.
4) That’s not an easy road. I’d recommend you find a councilor.
5) That’s a little sexist, isn’t it?
He can cook and I can’t. What’s the hold up?
6) Is it leave well enough alone?
I neither gave permission for this picture to be taken, nor for its uploading.
Say out of my room, Zirbronium.
But you’re just such a precious pony; I had to share you with the world in all your glory.
Next time, it’s gonna be those adorable baby pictures of you. N’awww
I didn’t know you had a tumblr! Sorry for only sourcing you to ponibooru.
For anypony wondering, this is the artist of the drawing.
(via zirbronium-deactivated20120613)
1) In a drawer in the bathroom.
And I have one of those little toothbrush caps on my toothbrush!
2) If I remember right, I spoke with the author of that fanfic a few months after that happened.
askwinterflake submitted: 
I drew you :3
I saw! When Fuselight showed me, I liked it!
But you also drew it before you started following me, so I have no indication that you drew it for me.
I reblog and give pictures the gift tag if they were drawn for me. Otherwise somepony could just submit every picture of a Lyra they’ve ever drawn, to every Lyra they know hoping for exposure.
Sorry, it’s a very nice drawing and I do like it, but those are the rules.
Miss Lyra mentioned PlayDoh awhile back. Then this happened.
((I regret nothing!))
Wooo~!
You edge close to the doorway and look outside to try and spy any sign of your friends. Unfortunately the blizzard is much too thick and obscures any detail you might be looking for, like hoofprints in the snow. If you’d had the Binoculars you might be able to see something definitive, but if you recall right, Twist has them.
Other than that, everything outside appears as it did before. Ignoring the large shadow staring daggers at you, that is. But you’re careful not to meet its gaze again.
You backtrack along what is most certainly, and without a doubt, a dark tunnel. Because there are no other paths leading off of it. And it’s poorly lit.
You climb the stairs at the end of the tunnel and come back out at the armory. Since you’re already here, you take his opportunity to grab 2 more Arrows, bringing your total back up to 20. From there you head back into the grand hall with the large table and the metal chairs. You look around but the only exit from here other than the armory, is back outside where you first entered from. And where this all began.
Well…Exit found.
From here you can even see the still-open gate from where you first used the key. Looking into the brightness outside, where the sun isn’t obscured by the snowfall, you check the time on your nifty Multitool to find only an hour has passed. It’s currently 9 AM.
1) DERP
2) That’s just the thing. It has to be organic or it doesn’t mean anything.
3) Strange…
I don’t know that I get very many strange questions. Creepy? Sure. Got an entire tag for that.
…
You know what? I take it back. I got a message once that was evidently in reference to a fanfic about me being decapitated and existing as just a living head. That was the strangest.
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