1) Sounds like a breakfast cereal.
2) Yeah, sorry. I saw the message last night but I try not to answer questions individually unless they’re really significant so as not to flood anyponies dashboard.
Thanks for reminding me! Sometimes I miss things when I’m going over them.
Also, what did you call me?
3) A more unique way of letting me know, but thanks again none-the-less.
1) The [omitted] I get in my message box…
Yeah, alright. Male version of me that somehow impregnated female version of Krastos, you suck at names. Ask for some help.
2) Thanks, honey bear. You and me both.
3) As I recall, both Scootaloo and Applebloom each got their own form of punishment from their respective guardians. Since I haven’t told Sweetie’s parents, I think I’m being pretty lenient about the whole thing.
1) Oh, you know. Poisoning two ponies, being indirectly responsible for displacing Berry Punch’s house, being directly responsible for displacing the front door and surrounding wall of the Carousel Boutique.
The usual.
2) Thank you.
3) I don’t know why ponies keep thinking I’m in character or something…
Considering that Bon-Bon evidently had whatever I have a month ago and never told me, it’s more than likely environmental. Probably just an allergic reaction. It’s uncomfortable, but not life-threatening.
Either way, this isn’t the first time I’ve had vertigo-esque symptoms, and all those other times it was an inner-ear infection.
I’m not having any headaches. Or at least not much of one.
Thanks. Here’s hoping.
1) Your stance has been noted.
2) Even if the ending was stupid, most of Stillwatch was pretty good.
I’m sorry. I’m drawing a blank. All I can think of right now is A Tale of Two Cities, and while I liked the movie, the book was all but incomprehensible. The language used is so incredibly dated. And I had no problem reading the play versions of Romeo and Juliet and A Christmas Carol.
3) Did I fall into an Orbit Gum advert?
4) If it pleases the court, I would like to present this magnet as evidence.
5) I know it can be difficult to understand, but those weren’t flash mobs and they weren’t rehearsed.
Ugh… I wish I still had that book from college… It made an attempt to explain the phenomenon. You just… feel the rhythm of the music, listen and watch those around you, and you know what to do. What to sing, how to move; it’s a very spiritual experience and you won’t get it right the first time. But it’s a part of our culture, something ponies grow up with. Unless you take steps to avoid it everypony knows how to do it.
6) You seem to have fallen down to an unrelated pun; that punchline could have gone with a number of jokes.
Feeling pretty sick, so just going to answer a few right now.
1) You seem to be confusing ursa with feline.
2) Thanks. Take care.
3) I’ve done a few in the past. Hope to do some more soon. But right now I feel super nauseous and I keep waking up to vertigo-esque symptoms of the entire universe spinning around like a top on a merry-go-round.
Haven’t thrown up yet, though. So go~ team.
4) Welcome to my world…
If you ever figure out how to make it stop, let me know.
5) Sit around on your butt like a useless pile of crap, evidently.
6) No no. It was supposed to be a picture that’s like, “Are you for real asking me this?”
Answers after the break. Special images-I-found-on-Yahoof edition!
1) Sure! Way too many to mention them all, so I’ll just pick a few Lyras. Not trying to be self-indulgent, just don’t want anypony feeling left out. Particularly if we’re in the same dimension and don’t know it!
http://asklyralyra.tumblr.com/
http://asklyrabonbon.tumblr.com/
http://asklyraandbonbon.tumblr.com/
http://asklyralyralicious.tumblr.com/
2) What difference does it make? Who cares?
I don’t know; the third. A quick “go to [omitted]” and we part ways. Relatively painless.
3) It doesn’t matter!
He’s-…
He was relocated. Probably not even in Equestria anymore.
Now just… drop it…
1) “Treat” her to an expensive evening at a fancy restaurant. Order light and prearrange payment. That is to say, and this is key, pay for your own meal. Once dinner is over and her bill comes, get up and leave. She has no one to blame but herself and no way to pursue any legal action against you. Of course, that only works if she doesn’t know that you know.
How much she spends is also a pretty accurate measure of her character. If she orders cheaply, it might be worth aborting.
Of course, I would always recommend the high road. She’s not worth the time, effort, and cash to set up something like that. All of this assuming that she really isn’t worth the time and effort. Up to you if you want to give somepony another chance.
2) Yes.
Didn’t feel like rearranging the questions. Was going to just remind everypony that the joke loses its effect if you don’t reverse how you send it, but Sweetie Belle had an idea. So we ran with it.
3) Moe’s Tavern.
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No. This is Patrick.
[video]
Answers after the break.
If I’m not mistaken, that’s one of the largest censoring jobs you’ve ever had to do.
Either the largest or second largest, yeah.
It wasn’t really bad or anything, but still outside what I’m willing to post.
(via iamonlykidding-deactivated20150)
Answers after the break.
Answers after the break.
2) I just knew it! I knew it couldn’t be true! Oh woe is me, to be passed up for the cake I pine for!
1) I just knew it! I knew it couldn’t be true! Oh woe is me, to be passed up for the foal I care for!
3) Anon was gently reminding me to not be a horrible marefriend and go check up on Boscov.
Which I know seems insensitive on my part, but you have to remember everypony I ever dated before was tough-guy macho.
1) Sounds like somepony beat you to the punch by a few thousand years.
Or is everypony tired of that joke now?
2) I don’t believe in a hard-and-fast rule for something like that. No situation is identical due to circumstances and the individuals involved.
3) I don’t need to see how he handles grieving. I need to see how he handles an argument. Everypony handles grieving differently and-
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