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You slowly open the door, expecting it to creek loudly like in the movies. It’s quiet, though.
You peek your head inside first and look around. The foyer is somewhat smaller than you’d expect compared to the hall you first entered from. There’s a hallway straight ahead and the first thing that grabs your attention is the shadow pass around the corner, and out of view.
The unease that should be setting in is replaced by confusion at how in Equestria you’re going to tell the others that you’ve fallen for a giant shadow pony.
1) Haha! Ah… Deadly Premonition…
Not my dog to name, though. Sweetie named him Simple. Said she got the idea from that one Lynyrd Skynyrd song. You ponies should hear her sing it one sunny day.
2) I wouldn’t know specifics. It’s not like I look up very little detail. I got [omitted] to do.
1) Well, I had an electric lyre for a bit, but it was just a rental.
I sort of like my lyres.
2) Swirly green holes?
I know about a seapony Lyra.
3) Yep.
4) In response to the internet thing?
Buddy, you have websites that list events that happened daily all across your entire world.
5) Well, yeah. What is saying that? Because that’s completely ridiculous.
Unless you meant, “what’s to say some of them aren’t.” In which case, I say. Right now.
6) Alright I guess.
A little bit here and there.
I just applied for a job to work as an administrative assistant today, actually.
’S alright.
Kitty? I got her a pet dog, like way back for Hearth’s Warming.
I hear Krastos has one heck of a serving arm.
(( Sporting shenanigans, featuring the Silly Stick Men, Lyra and Krastos ))
Dude. H-Hey dude? Dude, you alright? Hey dude; get up.
Getup Getup Getup Getup Getu~p. Hey dude…?
Come on dude.
Duuuuuuude.
…
I think he’s hurt.
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1) You want to relive every tragic event of your life every time somepony gets curious?
Sorry, I try not to live in the past if I can help it.
2) Well hold on now. Let’s see what you’ve got.
3) I believed they did when I was much younger. And their effect has been… Substantial. I’ve never had a estrous cycle that I’m aware of. Hormone imbalance is extremely dangerous, though. That’s why I still take them now, even though Boscov and I are genetically incompatible. If I stopped there’s a danger that my body might go into overdrive and be unable balance itself naturally. And then I’d still have to be on a drug, but a much more expensive one. Either way has certain dangers, but birth control is much cheaper.
Back to your question, I do not presently take birth control pills for birth control reasons.
1) Would you be willing to believe you aren’t the only pony to think that?
2) Oh, Boscov was just kidding around.
I wouldn’t do anything to cause permanent injury.
3)
Don’t feel like talkin’ about it.
1) Everypony’s a critic.
2) No… No I don’t. Just because you do something no pony else does, doesn’t make you good.
3) Taking the silent protagonist route, I see.
4) Go ahead. Won’t make you unique, though.
5) …
I’m sorry; I don’t recall saying I didn’t. Just about everypony does.
6) Well, I don’t suppose we’ll really ever know the difference.
7) Are you trying to tell me something?
8) It’s not complicated. Figure it out.
Answers after the break. Or you could listen to this, which I spent like nine hours on. Most of that in the same day.
1) And what is this, peg? How art we to accomplish this task so as to be made real?
2) Challenge us, does he? We shall show to him the error in this insult!
3) Egh-Egn! [Cough] [Cough]
Alright. Alright. I’m coming.
April Fools is over, ponies. Hope you had fun!
1) Oh goodness… That would be… scary…
2) No no! You wouldn’t want to do that! That would hurt the poor hooker! How about a nice quiet game, like Backgammon?
3) Oh… Um… I’m… Sorry… [Squeak]
4) I would never drink! Drinking is dangerous.
5) Oh no, she’s never any trouble.
She’s… nice…
6) Is this a riddle? O~h, I’m not very good at riddles…
How about a Koi fish? Is that the answer?