Answers after the break. Or you could listen to this, which I spent like nine hours on. Most of that in the same day.
1) And what is this, peg? How art we to accomplish this task so as to be made real?
2) Challenge us, does he? We shall show to him the error in this insult!
3) Egh-Egn! [Cough] [Cough]
Alright. Alright. I’m coming.
April Fools is over, ponies. Hope you had fun!
1) Oh goodness… That would be… scary…
2) No no! You wouldn’t want to do that! That would hurt the poor hooker! How about a nice quiet game, like Backgammon?
3) Oh… Um… I’m… Sorry… [Squeak]
4) I would never drink! Drinking is dangerous.
5) Oh no, she’s never any trouble.
She’s… nice…
6) Is this a riddle? O~h, I’m not very good at riddles…
How about a Koi fish? Is that the answer?
1) Land sakes, child! Is that any kind of convasation to be havin’ with a lady?
2) Well certainly! No harm no foul, I always say!
3) Goodness me. I’m afraid I wouldn’t know anythang about somethin’ like that.
4) Travalin’? Time? Well, I’m afraid I don’t get to traval much these days. Not to cause any waves, mind you. Perfectly content right here in our very-own Ponyville!
5) Well now, just give me a moment or so.
If I recollect, doesn’t that sweet Zecora brew a potion or two? Such a polite young lady!
6) Nothin’ at all, sweetie! But my, you look as white as a sheet! Why don’t you come inside and seat yourself for a few. All that travelin’ and thinkin’ up them spells must take its toll!
Now you just sit down and I’ll make you up some muffins. Luna have mercy, ponies sure do love their muffins!
Ans'as afta da break, see?
Answers after the break.
1) I’m… I’m sorry. I can’t answer right now. I think I need to go to the hospital… There’s-… There’s so much blood…
2) Huh. And thought that series had already jumped the shark. My mistake.
3) Great pony, as I understand it. I’d love to meet him!
Not a terribly large fan of his music, but I have nothing against it.
4) Certainly! Candy canes are for all year long, not just Hearth’s Warming.
5) So long as ponies have freewill, they will act however they feel like acting. Even once they break the law, it’s still a matter of finding them.
Of course, that’s a lot easier than it used to be.
6) Responding publicly so Boscov can see! Sounds like fun, Strawberry!
Just a conflicting schedule, nothing else.
1) A flower, but she’s worn cutie mark tattoos a few times when playing.
2) Bon-Bon and I fight over the blinds. She wants light in the house, and I’d be fine with that, but it also lets heat in. The air conditioner is on; it’s sorta counter-intuitive.
3) Okay.
Oh, and I’ve been practicing using your real name! Figure you don’t want me calling you Boscov in front of the bears that named you.
Well originally it was going to be on the 1st, but my family sent me another letter asking if I could come and stay from April 7th to the 9th instead.
1) What about a hippopotamus with a noodle on his back (trivial language)?
2) So, next weekend. Got it.
Why the delay? Is something wrong?
1) You ponies need to learn how to use Wikipedia.
2) I wouldn’t say hurt. But it becomes very tender and you can hurt it more easily.
Been a while since that’s happened to me. Most households have various methods of air conditioning and humidity control. You can go your entire life and never experience it.
3) Uh… Is this a thing?
4) Never seen a single sign of illicit drug use in Ponyville, no.
5) Oh. Oh… Right. Sorry, I forgot.
Yes, of course. What day?
Answers after the break.
Answers after the break.
1) Helping everypony that’s ever needed it leaves them with no reason to grow. Stretch that across an entire society and see how long before it stagnates and crumbles.
And what about somepony who’s single suing somepony who hurt them in an accident? Who the [omitted] do you think is gaining from that? You think the pony at fault isn’t having their entire world rocked from the incident? Is the pony who was hurt entitled to nothing for the carelessness of the pony at fault?
The world isn’t black and white. Never has been.
2) Well, thank you! I’m sorry if we never meet, you sound nice!
No I’m not. I’m a monster.
3) Being given the knowledge that you’ve already lost; because then you have nothing left to lose.
4) Find them.
5) I find it painful. Nothing else is relevant.