1) Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot!
Easy.
2) Fwuffy needs to get some mannews.
Anonymous asked: Dude... What if our planet actually rotates around the sun and we've fooled ourselves into believing magic is involved?
Nice try, human, but no pony that doesn’t already know the answer to that would ever think to ask.
Our planet does revolve around our sun, and I heard a long time ago it used to rotate too. But as time went on it slowed down. If nothing was done, eventually it would have tidal locked, like both our and your human Earth’s moon.
What we call the raising and lowering of the sun and moon is really our princess(es) magically grabbing hold of the celestial body in question and using it to flick us into proper rotation. That’s why it doesn’t have to be sustained all day long; it’s just one spell.
You are interesting, though! I know I, for one, will never unfollow you!
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Why would somepony unfollow you! ;_; Sounds like this weekend didn’t go TOO badly, even if you were uncomfortable and anxious.
1) Uh… That sounds a little boring. Do I gotta go?
2) We’d have to find out how, send you all back, and prevent any of you from returning.
I’m not the princess, but I’m fairly certain that’s how things would play out. You humans… You just don’t belong here.
3) I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a joke or not.
4) I guess I’m not interesting enough.
But it was okay. I’m sure I’d get more used to it if Boscov and I went more often.
Screwball, the first earth pony to ever become pitcher for the famous baseball team “Canterlot Dragons”. Her motto is “as long as my hooves are placed firmly on the ground, nothing of this world can stop me”.
I am personally really fond of this headcanon.
I think I remember reading somewhere that she recently stepped back on the field after the whole Discord incident.
Hmm It would have been interesting to hear you sing, too.
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1) No.
And I know what you’re insinuating. Believe it or not, anal isn’t very popular in pony-land.
2) I looked, I really did. If I could have found the sheet music for it, I would have totally done a cover for “As Days Go By.” I would have even tried singing to it, listening to myself singing a few times, and becoming overly self-conscious and removing the singing part and uploading only the instrumental. But I would have at least tried!
I attempted to explain it to Tootsie, but she’s never seen the show. I showed her the Urkel Dance video, but then she just asked what they were pouring into the punch bowl. And as I was starting to explain it, I was reminded why I’m such a horrible guardian.
3) What about it?
You got a nice, small server I could join?
4) You’ll have to look after the break.
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1) I heard something about a “baked goods mystery” when were boarding Friday. Did they mean literal pastry-type goods?
2) According to one of those roulette click-n’-drag things, Scootaloo not only saved me, but she’s also my sister and my wife.
1) No, I prefer my trains to be calm and quiet.
2) Whatever you say John Freemane, who was Gordan Freemane’s brother.
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1) That’s… I’m so sorry.
You know, you don’t have to be a satanist though. I’m sure that was very hard for you, but you can raise above that hardship.
2) Jesus? In Equestria Easter is just a celebration of chocolate and new beginnings, with bunnies as the figurehead. I looked up some stuff and I thought that’s what it was in your world too.
3) Sounds like cool stuff! Little dangerous, but what isn’t these days, eh?
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1) Well, thank you. I figure there’s more than one pony who’s done that, though. Nothing wrong with it.
2) I can’t. I mean, I could, but I don’t want to embarrass myself in front of Boscov’s- Krastos’ parents with an inadequate live performance.
3) Thanks! Good to see you back!
Do you know how hard it is to get to Antarctica!? I would LOVE to go! Banish shmanish, I’d happily go willingly and for longer than a year!
1) Thank you, Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven W-! Is that really your name? Your parents must have been total pricks.
2) Well, it certainly sounds like an experience. I’ve just grown a little tired of enduring the elements over the years. A few too many cold winter nights out on the street. Not too keen living on your human Earth for a year either.
But sure! If given a chance I’d spend a week or two there!
1) Thank you! And yes, the new banner is awesome! Thanks again, Fuselight!
2) THANK YOU! YOU DON’T HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING, THOUGH! YOU ALREADY GAVE ME THAT COOL DAGGER AND HELMET.
3) Thanks, Seapony Lyra! Good to hear from you!
4) Oh really? Well…