1) Who is Buster Wolf?
[Heavy breathing]
B: Are you alright?
I’m fine.
Ya see? Ya see?! THIS IS WHY I HATE SHAPESHIFTERS!
B: Are you comin’ are not?
Yes! Fine! … [omitted]!
[Recording has timed out.]
1) Who is Buster Wolf?
2) Um… Thanks. Sort of sudden.
3) FFFF? You mean the rage guy thing?
4) Hmm… That’s tough. I suppose if I had to pick something it would be that-…
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Oh… Oh that was pretty clever.
5) Ray Charles.
6) I didn’t go.
I just… haven’t liked the looks of that barrier around Canterlot. I know some ponies might think the safest place to be during an emergency is the one that’s most protected. But experience has taught me it’s better to be someplace no pony would bother attacking.
…
Huh… Just looked out the window and the barrier’s gone.
7) Never heard of it.
8) Probably not for a while. I mean, the first one was like forty tracks. The second one was twenty. Even if I cut that in half it’d still be ten and I’ve only done four.
Not to shake the piggy bank expectantly, but if I had some reason to upload things prematurely…
9) Never played it. Not a huge Zelda fan. Only even played maybe half of them. Only beat like two. Generally good music, though.
10) You’re joking, right? If an above-average caster like Trixie can conjure a lightning cloud on a whim, what do you think a group of forty trained mages can do with their powers combined?
There’s a reason no nation dares openly wage war against Equestria. It’s always guerrilla tactics.
11) Only if the caster made it have a small or taste.
Again, though, there are those that argue magic does something to the taste of food.
…
Maybe I will go after all. You know, just to like the reception or something.
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Why would the barrier be down…?
You’re overgeneralizing things. “Healing magic” is a laymare term that refers to Partial Acceleration and the more recent Mending.
Partial Acceleration is the oldest form of time manipulation magic. It predates antiquity; literally was produced before recorded history. It’s advanced, but one of the most finely tuned branches of any defined school of magic. Using it properly is sort of complicated and requires a lot of preparation before, during, and possibly even weeks after the procedure. But if done properly, there’s no real danger in advancing time on a specific part of your body; the rest of your body will compensate.
However, it will only heal what the body is naturally capable of healing on it’s own. I don’t know what happened to the pegasus that sent that message. If s/he crashed through thick glass and completely mutated their wings, no amount of acceleration is going to heal what the body is incapable of healing by itself.
Mending, on the other hoof, is new. And by new, I mean like a decade old. The ponies that originally presented it as a legitimate branch of manipulation are still alive and continuing research in the field today. It’s incredibly complicated and is technically a form of forced bodily mutation. It’s thus far proved unreliable and long term effects are unknown, but in life-or-death situations mending has done some remarkable things. But last I looked into it there was a possible correlation with producing cancer in the years after the procedure.
All the procedures I’ve had that involved magic were all partial acceleration. And they still left scars.
1) I actually had a conversation with… um… somepony about that recently.
Sounds horrible.
2) Most major things wind up with a pun tacked on out of habit, but our version of your world’s internet really is just called the ponynet. Remember, when we developed it, we didn’t even know about you humans. It’s called the ponynet because ponies were the ones that devised it, and it was a method of communication with other ponies that were far away through a vast network of connected electronics.
3) Sorry, I’m a little busy right now. I’m at Boscov’s; just wanted to get these questions out of the way.
4) No. I’m raising her to be respectful and polite. To trust others and try to see the good in everything. She doesn’t need to be raised tough; plus I think she has more than enough cunning already.
5) Don’t worry about it.
Sorry I didn’t do any requests today I got sweetierailed. I made an OC pony! Not exactly a pony-persona… because im not a chick but whatevs, her name is the handle I use for most MLP forums. lol can you guess it?
Humans sure are crazy. But this is a really cool design!
1) That sounds like a history question. Not my strong suit, sorry.
2) I spent many nights on Canterlot’s streets, not in the dirt.
3) Of course not, because you’re a pegasus. Not being able to fly isn’t suddenly going to make your bones heavier or take away your ability to walk in clouds. You’d simply be classified as disabled. But even if you live in Cloudsdale, most buildings are connected by a cloud walkway.
I’m sorry for your injury, though, and I hope you manage to recover.
4) Thanks! I was just about to get started.
5) What time is it…?
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Well, tomorrow it is then! Ah ha ha!
… Sorry about that…
1) Alright, I guess. I got a music request I’m going to try. The full piece goes in an A B A C stanza, but I only have the sheet music for A and C. So I’ll either have to do a short version of it or figure out that B part myself.
2) Oh… Oh Celestia of course! I would be honored! What do you want me to do? Where? When?
1) The [omitted] does that word mean…
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Oh! OH CELS! OH [omitted] ME SIDEWAYS! EW! CELESTIA [omitted] ALL TO [omitted]!
Thanks a lot, you little [omitted]! I really wanted to go to Wikipedia and see a picture of a human [omitted] with some white, flaky [omitted] coming off of it!
To answer your Celestia [omitted] question, evidently yes. But you probably knew that since it was specifically said ON THE CELESTIA [omitted] PAGE!
While I’m [omitted] eating…
2) Go read an erotic fanfiction or somethin’, guy.
3) What’s a tire iron?
Something about her boastful nature being linked to her being a selfish brat who didn’t always get her way. But who knows if any of that’s even true.
Answers after the break.
You’ve been suddenly sucked into an RPG. What are your stats? -
I don’t normally do these, but…
Lyra: Lv.5 Viking. Special trait: can tolerate high temperatures.
Great, I suck. Wait a minute…Lyra Heartstrings: Lv.73 Gunner. Special trait: rides a unicorn.
That’s somehow worse.Same as Lyra, I am not really fond of these… HOWEVER —-
Twilight: Lv.53 Scholar. Special trait: great dancer.
Twilight Sparkle: Lv.90 Angel. Special trait: can do impersonations.
Somehow; I am okay with this.
Strange that it got scholar right, but great dancer my hoof…
I do love your impersonations, though!
(Source: kamalaophelia, via ask-twi)
You’ve been suddenly sucked into an RPG. What are your stats? -
Jakob: Lv.16 Clone. Special trait: can resolve any conflict.jeez i wish
I don’t normally do these, but…
Lyra: Lv.5 Viking. Special trait: can tolerate high temperatures.
Great, I suck. Wait a minute…
Lyra Heartstrings: Lv.73 Gunner. Special trait: rides a unicorn.
That’s somehow worse.
(Source: kamalaophelia, via thosedamnleaves-deactivated2012)
And I honestly wasn’t thinking when I hit the post button instead of the private button… I’m sorry.
Answers after the break.
1) I know for a fact that quite a few of them are.
It’s weird, but you get used to it. It’s fun to play pretend.
2) That’s both complicated and not funny.
Yeah. Think about that.
4) Are we in a negative context for some reason? That’s sort of where romantic relationships eventually lead.
5) Grape. Artificial grape is the best artificial flavor.
6) Things kinda went out of control, huh?
I never intended for him to reply publicly the first time. Sort of just got out of control there after.
7) Sorry about that (Strong Language warning).
8) Of course.
Boscov hasn’t been, though. Not sure if I want to go without him. Still working on some things.