1) That sounds like a history question. Not my strong suit, sorry.
2) I spent many nights on Canterlot’s streets, not in the dirt.
3) Of course not, because you’re a pegasus. Not being able to fly isn’t suddenly going to make your bones heavier or take away your ability to walk in clouds. You’d simply be classified as disabled. But even if you live in Cloudsdale, most buildings are connected by a cloud walkway.
I’m sorry for your injury, though, and I hope you manage to recover.
4) Thanks! I was just about to get started.
5) What time is it…?
…
Well, tomorrow it is then! Ah ha ha!
… Sorry about that…
1) Alright, I guess. I got a music request I’m going to try. The full piece goes in an A B A C stanza, but I only have the sheet music for A and C. So I’ll either have to do a short version of it or figure out that B part myself.
2) Oh… Oh Celestia of course! I would be honored! What do you want me to do? Where? When?
1) The [omitted] does that word mean…
…
Oh! OH CELS! OH [omitted] ME SIDEWAYS! EW! CELESTIA [omitted] ALL TO [omitted]!
Thanks a lot, you little [omitted]! I really wanted to go to Wikipedia and see a picture of a human [omitted] with some white, flaky [omitted] coming off of it!
To answer your Celestia [omitted] question, evidently yes. But you probably knew that since it was specifically said ON THE CELESTIA [omitted] PAGE!
While I’m [omitted] eating…
2) Go read an erotic fanfiction or somethin’, guy.
3) What’s a tire iron?
Something about her boastful nature being linked to her being a selfish brat who didn’t always get her way. But who knows if any of that’s even true.
Answers after the break.
You’ve been suddenly sucked into an RPG. What are your stats? -
I don’t normally do these, but…
Lyra: Lv.5 Viking. Special trait: can tolerate high temperatures.
Great, I suck. Wait a minute…Lyra Heartstrings: Lv.73 Gunner. Special trait: rides a unicorn.
That’s somehow worse.Same as Lyra, I am not really fond of these… HOWEVER —-
Twilight: Lv.53 Scholar. Special trait: great dancer.
Twilight Sparkle: Lv.90 Angel. Special trait: can do impersonations.
Somehow; I am okay with this.
Strange that it got scholar right, but great dancer my hoof…
I do love your impersonations, though!
(Source: kamalaophelia, via ask-twi)
You’ve been suddenly sucked into an RPG. What are your stats? -
Jakob: Lv.16 Clone. Special trait: can resolve any conflict.jeez i wish
I don’t normally do these, but…
Lyra: Lv.5 Viking. Special trait: can tolerate high temperatures.
Great, I suck. Wait a minute…
Lyra Heartstrings: Lv.73 Gunner. Special trait: rides a unicorn.
That’s somehow worse.
(Source: kamalaophelia, via thosedamnleaves-deactivated2012)
And I honestly wasn’t thinking when I hit the post button instead of the private button… I’m sorry.
Answers after the break.
1) I know for a fact that quite a few of them are.
It’s weird, but you get used to it. It’s fun to play pretend.
2) That’s both complicated and not funny.
Yeah. Think about that.
4) Are we in a negative context for some reason? That’s sort of where romantic relationships eventually lead.
5) Grape. Artificial grape is the best artificial flavor.
6) Things kinda went out of control, huh?
I never intended for him to reply publicly the first time. Sort of just got out of control there after.
7) Sorry about that (Strong Language warning).
8) Of course.
Boscov hasn’t been, though. Not sure if I want to go without him. Still working on some things.
1) Probably the two Lyres I got.
2) How do you know Unified Equestrian?
This has been addressed before. Yes, they’re terribly similar when spoken. No, I couldn’t tell you why.
3) I had to do that as a filly before I learned magic. Besides, I’m pretty good at holding things with my hooves.
4) Fantastic idea. I’ll be sure not to do that.
6) Alright, thanks for trying.
Answers after the break.
1) Oh, relatively. Sorry, I obviously misunderstood. I found a pretty good hole, though. It’s full of mud. That’ll mask relatively putrid smells right? I’ll just stay here from now on.
2) No, I’m relatively putrid.
1) I think there’s somepony else that needs a hug a lot more than me right now.
2) Well, I didn’t know they were so completely putrid. Excuse me while I find a hole to crawl into.
4) Look, sunshine. A prep is the high-brow. Good grades, good home life, pretty, well off financially; could be friends with anypony, but instead is just friends with other preps or jocks with few exceptions.
Having friends, being nice; that’s not preppy. I had a goth friend from elementary to high school and he was nice! Wore demonic accessories, was smart but had terrible grades, hung out with other goths and talked about devils and death n’ [omitted]; but he was a nice stallion!
Everypony deserves friends, but you have to act like a friend would to keep them.
1) Foals sure do love rhyming inappropriate things. So very mature.
2) Depends on where you are, the style when the bathroom was made or refurnished. Usually things like household income will factor in. Upkeep too.
Maybe you should ask an architect.
3) What are you talking about?
You had an idea for a question. You started writing it out; I follow that far. But past that…
Either way, I’ve never called her Derpy.
4) I think you misunderstood. I don’t care about gardening. I mean, I’ll ask Carrot Top or Apple Jack how their crops are. But that’s because I care about them, not what they yield per se.
But there are unicorn farmers. It’s just… Well, some say direct contact with magic does something to the taste of food. There’s a few unicorns that believe it, but it’s mostly pegasus and earth ponies. I don’t know where to stand on the matter; I’ve never noticed a difference, but I usually levitate food to my mouth.
5) A little. I mean, there’ll be grand festivities, certainly. But it’s not like I know the bride or groom.
6) They travel a lot.
They still see her. They’ll pick her up for a few days in between destinations. They pay for her daily essentials, and the dog too. Nice ponies, but I think they’re having a midlife crisis or something.
7) What have I told you about makin’ stuff up?
1) Of course I’ve heard about it; who hasn’t?
If you go, though, might want to avoid swearing profusely.
3) Of course, Purple Rain is an excellent track by a very talented artist.
But what kind of heathen isn’t going to give the nod to Jimi? Purple Haze any day of the week.
1) You know, I’m not sure. I know I don’t need one to just pull my own carriage. But if I were pulling ponies along and charging them, I’d probably need some kind of business license. Or if I was working for a company, I’d probably have to complete some training course to receive a certification.
Anyway, the use of heavy-powered equipment requires a certification. So… I don’t know. The Engineer’s Union?
2) This evening was great. Rest of the day before hand was meh, but you don’t want to hear about that.