Sorry about yesterday! Minecraft wouldn’t let go of my attention.
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1) A good question, but I’ve addressed it before.
2) No, that’s just Ramses.
3) Excuse me? (Warning: Strong Language).
1) The answer is yes.
2) Haha! Sort of, yeah. They don’t look like they could stability support anything.
3) Teamed-up? I’d like to see that. Maybe that shapeshifting queen would be willing, but you can’t team up with Discord; his ego’s too big. That was the whole reason why he lost. He just stood there and let Twilight and her friends strike him down because he knew they’d fail.
If they came back at the same time, they’d probably go after each other, and that would give us time to mobilize against them both. Given a little preparation time, Equestrian forces could easily take out an army of changlings. And Twilight’s little unit could handle Discord again.
If they could really work together, would Discord be more dangerous with an army of changlings at his side? Of course. But I just don’t see that happening.
Sonic is honest, loyal, kind, generous, makes people laugh, and uses magic via the Chaos Emeralds. So how are the Elements of Harmony supposed to hurt him in any way?
Mind Blown.
(Source: askrobotnik1)
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Keeping the door slightly ajar, you stealthily creep across the room with as much swagger as you can muster. As you reach the far end of the room you try to picture Amy. Spry, athletic build not uncharacteristic of a pegasus. Lot of heart; lot of fire. But you can’t help but feel she would probably wind up cheating on you. N-not that you were thinking of going out with her or anything!
Now that you’re inside, you see there are two more hallways; one to either side of you. You can hear multiple sets of hoof steps coming from the hallway that shadow slipped behind.
In a moment of clarity you’ve lacked as of late, you look around the room for architectural signs. Regrettably, just about everything is gone. You can see signs on the floor where furniture once sat, a few pieces of splintered wood and dirt, but little else. In addition to the light from outside, this building seems to contain a dim light source that makes seeing possible without any aid, but you can’t make out from where it originates.
Looking up, you can see the floor above you, complete with railings still intact. They appear to be made of a metal, but it’s hard to tell from this distance. Everything you can see has a black/gray dingy coating to it. There’s also a… fog of some kind. It seems to be getting worse and coming from the door being open.
Continuing with this new-found focus, you listen carefully to the hoof-steps. It sounds like three different sets. Working off that alone, chances are the shadow you saw pass around the corner was just your friends.
That thought, even if wrong, relieves you enough for the moment to realize it’s strangely warm in here.
The last part of the wedding episode made me think of this. Come on, I’m not the only one!
EVIL!
Lookin’ good, Twilight. Lookin’ real good.
(via askangeltherabbit-deactivated20)
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1) Having a hard time even understanding what that is. Something about a human/sea monster?
2) Depending on your level of psychosis, pain.
3) Oh, you know, Canterlot being attacked by shapeshifters.
4) What country you from?
5) I figured it was some kind of shorthoof for the Fantastic Four.
You leave me disappointed.
6) Ah, Terry. Thank you. Never really been into fighting games. I suck too much.
Oh Kay. So. Glad that’s over.
I mean [omitted]…
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Hehehe. And Boscov asked me to work for him last night.
[Sigh]
When the wheel starts rolling it sure don’t stop.
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I guess I’ll just stay here for the rewedding and the reception this evening.
We didn’t discuss it, but let me know when you want me to start working for you, Boscov.
[Heavy breathing]
B: Are you alright?
I’m fine.
Ya see? Ya see?! THIS IS WHY I HATE SHAPESHIFTERS!
B: Are you comin’ are not?
Yes! Fine! … [omitted]!
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1) Who is Buster Wolf?
2) Um… Thanks. Sort of sudden.
3) FFFF? You mean the rage guy thing?
4) Hmm… That’s tough. I suppose if I had to pick something it would be that-…
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Oh… Oh that was pretty clever.
5) Ray Charles.
6) I didn’t go.
I just… haven’t liked the looks of that barrier around Canterlot. I know some ponies might think the safest place to be during an emergency is the one that’s most protected. But experience has taught me it’s better to be someplace no pony would bother attacking.
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Huh… Just looked out the window and the barrier’s gone.
7) Never heard of it.
8) Probably not for a while. I mean, the first one was like forty tracks. The second one was twenty. Even if I cut that in half it’d still be ten and I’ve only done four.
Not to shake the piggy bank expectantly, but if I had some reason to upload things prematurely…
9) Never played it. Not a huge Zelda fan. Only even played maybe half of them. Only beat like two. Generally good music, though.
10) You’re joking, right? If an above-average caster like Trixie can conjure a lightning cloud on a whim, what do you think a group of forty trained mages can do with their powers combined?
There’s a reason no nation dares openly wage war against Equestria. It’s always guerrilla tactics.
11) Only if the caster made it have a small or taste.
Again, though, there are those that argue magic does something to the taste of food.
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Maybe I will go after all. You know, just to like the reception or something.
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Why would the barrier be down…?
You’re overgeneralizing things. “Healing magic” is a laymare term that refers to Partial Acceleration and the more recent Mending.
Partial Acceleration is the oldest form of time manipulation magic. It predates antiquity; literally was produced before recorded history. It’s advanced, but one of the most finely tuned branches of any defined school of magic. Using it properly is sort of complicated and requires a lot of preparation before, during, and possibly even weeks after the procedure. But if done properly, there’s no real danger in advancing time on a specific part of your body; the rest of your body will compensate.
However, it will only heal what the body is naturally capable of healing on it’s own. I don’t know what happened to the pegasus that sent that message. If s/he crashed through thick glass and completely mutated their wings, no amount of acceleration is going to heal what the body is incapable of healing by itself.
Mending, on the other hoof, is new. And by new, I mean like a decade old. The ponies that originally presented it as a legitimate branch of manipulation are still alive and continuing research in the field today. It’s incredibly complicated and is technically a form of forced bodily mutation. It’s thus far proved unreliable and long term effects are unknown, but in life-or-death situations mending has done some remarkable things. But last I looked into it there was a possible correlation with producing cancer in the years after the procedure.
All the procedures I’ve had that involved magic were all partial acceleration. And they still left scars.
1) I actually had a conversation with… um… somepony about that recently.
Sounds horrible.
2) Most major things wind up with a pun tacked on out of habit, but our version of your world’s internet really is just called the ponynet. Remember, when we developed it, we didn’t even know about you humans. It’s called the ponynet because ponies were the ones that devised it, and it was a method of communication with other ponies that were far away through a vast network of connected electronics.
3) Sorry, I’m a little busy right now. I’m at Boscov’s; just wanted to get these questions out of the way.
4) No. I’m raising her to be respectful and polite. To trust others and try to see the good in everything. She doesn’t need to be raised tough; plus I think she has more than enough cunning already.
5) Don’t worry about it.