Ask Lyra

May 10

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1) Hmm… I sort of have super strength too… There certainly are a few parallels.

2) I DEEM THIS SCHEDULE TO BE ACCEPTABLE. ROBOT LYRA WILL ARRIVE ON THE EVENING OF MAY 12TH TO THE PREDESIGNATED LOCATION. ROBOT LYRA DID NOT HAVE TO USE A THESAURUS TO FIND PREDESIGNATED.

4) That’s ridiculous. I would never.

3) I’m gonna torture you, you little [omitted]!

But seriously, no. I’m already in a relationship.

5) I don’t suppose so. Pegasus would make more sense, though. You know, weather control and all.

May 09

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1) You can’t kill Princess Luna anymore than you can kill her sister. Why do you think the changlings didn’t kill Princess Celestia? Out of the kindness of their hearts?

2) Ask me again tomorrow. Got some stuff going on right now.

3) I…

I’d have rather them taken responsibility for me or not been born at all! They couldn’t have just disappeared off the face of Equestria on accident. Whatever happened to them; they had to know. They had to!

4) Over now. I think.

5) How about cheese and wine? Or pizza and soda? Or tortilla chips and dip?

6) What an excellent argument you make to defend your point! I’m sold!

7) But why Mars?

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May 08

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1) Then I’d just admit there was such a thing as evil to get you to stop, but not actually believe it.

Anything else and I’d be stupid.

2) Under what context? If I was using him to block a flooded doorway he’s actually a little too small.

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One more.
Sorry, I love Deus Ex.

One more.

Sorry, I love Deus Ex.

Oh my Celestia… Navi was a parasprite!

Oh my Celestia… Navi was a parasprite!

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1) I can’t really cook very well. You want to risk it?

2) There are certain situations in which a criminal never makes it to a court of law.

You’d be one of those cases.

3) Okay! Here I go!

4) I know, but if I’m some theoretical super being, wouldn’t it be worth a shot?

I suppose what it comes down to, is if somepony feels like they’ve suffered an injustice, should they be capable of retaliation? Should it be an option at all? It’s at least worth seeing how things work with that ability removed, isn’t it? A world where there is no violence because nopony is capable of it.

5) If you’re the kind of pony that would do things like that just to prove a point, you’d be considered mentally unstable and would only be supporting my position.

May 07

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1) That’s up to you, guy. Only reason anypony ever started following me was because once upon a time somepony decided, “I would not consider it a burden to see what this pony has to say.”

I do what I can to stop it from becoming a burden; this is only my sixth post today and this has been a lot for me. Don’t know what else to say; I don’t think I’ve changed anything.

Sorry my page didn’t turn out to be what you thought it’d be.

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3) Magic creates a visible field around what it’s used on. It’d be possible, but you could get caught.

There is such a thing as stealth casting, but that’s well beyond what most are capable of, even if it were legal for civilian use.

You humans are hilarious!

You humans are hilarious!

CYOA Alternate #1

And because it took such a ridiculous amount of time to update that with no excuse, here’s an alternate update. This one is under the assumption things went much differently then they have so far and you’re controlling “Amy” in the same situation.

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CYOA #78

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You begin to mull around the idea that maybe there’s some mystical elements involved here. Not like the Elements of Harmony, more like fire, ice, electricity, et cetera. If that were true, what would it mean? How would you be able to use that?

You can be pretty sure that the fog is just water vapor. Cold air outside mixing with the hot air inside. If you closed the door it would probably dissipate. Of course, closing the door all the way presents its own dangers.

You can’t locate the source of the heat, as it seems to come from all around, sans outside. But the warmth takes hold of you and you’re once against drifted into fantasy land with the giant shadow. Trotting together, watching the sunset, it attacking your town. You give yourself a good slap across the face and refocus. Ow! That was a little harder than you intended.

You’re fairly certain the echo was your friends, but just the same you quietly head down the center hall behind them and peek around the corner to get a visual.

Yeah, it looks like it’s them. They don’t see you yet, though. They’re looking around at the doorways. There’s quite a few. The hall you went down ends in what appears to be a circular T-intersection and doorways line both sides. No doors; just doorways. Doors were probably removed like everything else.

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1) On Minecraft, I tag signs as “asklyra.tumblr”.

2) Thanks! Little shorter than I would have liked, but it’ll grow back. Gotta stay cool for the spring/summer!

3) Pretty much exactly what I said in the post. But Boscov can give you more information.

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1) No no no. The lyre isn’t magical, I use magic on the lyre.

Magical lyre… You bronies playin’ too much Zelda.

2) Yes and yes! I call it the Wired Mustard! You’re free to give it a different name, though!

3) Oh, that. It was just a… bear cultural thing.

He got me flower~s and he asked me to be his mate for the summer~. It was all very sweet.

4 & 5) Thanks! And you can come over now if you want!

6) Thank you very much! It was a pleasure and a learning process!

7) Salut, Rainbow Dash!

May 06