1) Ugh… Trekkies…
Picard, if I have to pick one. Mister Shatner was a lot better later on, like after that series.
2) I’m not a huge Flank Zappa fan. But, hey, I’d never heard that one before. So, thanks for the lead.
3) I’d never heard of him before. That is a large horse.
4) Spike has a crush on Rarity?!
[Ba Dum Tsh]
Sweetie Belle, fillies and gentlecolts!
5) At least our correctional facilities have an actual chance of correcting somepony.
But all societies have their issues.
1) If you want me to throw up on your dinner.
2) Poor dear. You must have looked up humans by accident. Common mistake, I’m sure.
3) Ugh! No! You’re still not getting it. Very few ponies would consider themselves to be supporters of underage relationships; they just don’t understand what it looks like. There doesn’t even have to be any physical contact made for there to be psychological damages done.
1) Aw, what’s wrong? Afraid if you look it up on Google your mom might find out what you really do with your free time?
Like I said last time: you’re thinking of feline, not ursine.
2) Don’t misunderstand. Most ponies have a level-head and realize the horrid repercussions something like that can, and usually does, have. There’s just an alarming number that don’t understand the psychological/developmental trauma that might not even be visible. They either turn a blind eye or accept it as a natural development. And if they accept it, then you might hear them say, “But they’re so cute when they’re together.” Or worse, “Can’t you see they’re in love?”
1) Not half as big as the one you’ve got in your mouth right now.
2) Then who was…? Nevermind.
3) I bet you’re an absolute gentlecolt in real life.
4) Sure thing, husbando. Right after you finish mowing the backyard.
5) How about you get back to the office and make me some money to spend?
[video]
1) Are you back-talking your mother?
2) I have heard that once or twice… Alright, I’ll let you go for now.
3) Somepony obviously never watch Rugrats. They’re aliums.
4) Certainly! Seems I’ve suddenly freed up a lot of time I thought I’d be busy with…
5) Is… that good news?
1) Try going through letters to see if that triggers it? Possibly go to a place associated with what you’re trying to remember.
2) Wouldn’t do much good. I didn’t formulate my opinions over night and neither did he.
3) I had a question about this once before. I think they were just reaching out to try something different. Playing pretend, you know?
Then again, I was never “discorded” at all. Discord fixed my shattered hoof then threw me in a giant washing machine.
4) Oh. She’s nuts. Poor thing. Not that I don’t have some crazy theories I could throw out, but you gotta keep that stuff to yourself.
It hasn’t been confirmed by canon yet.
And when you finish doing that, you can explain to me why my magic is pink!
Answers after the break.
1) I prefer my beat-em-ups to be beat-em-ups, not slit-their-throats. Why kill when you can KO?
2) It’s not hard to keep things clean with minor preparation.
3) I recognized even back then that I was hurting ponies by stealing from them. I never targeted the rich out of spite, in fact the spite came later. They were just the ponies with the money worth taking; where the risk was worth the reward.
And I’m fully aware that there were unfortunate ponies who’s entire lives were ruined because of me. I personally saw it happen.
4) I think it was lovely. Thank you!
5) You’re playing semantics. When you toss “the most atrocious” in with “average,” you significantly change the mood of the question. Petty theft is pretty much the worst thing you get from an average pony. Anything beyond that and they’re no longer an average pony.
1) Even when I stole from them, I never wanted to hurt them. Just take their money.
2) Sweetie’s with her parents. Tootsie would be with her parents anyway. I think Bon-Bon called her mother.
I had some stuff to do around town. Only just got back to the house; so it’s just her and me.
3) Ka-you-must-be-new-here.
4) Oh, you know. It was a nice evening, nice talk over dinner. Had some white wine with dinner; was very nice. Very fancy.
5) Sorry. Not ringing a bell.
6) Scroll down to the last one. I mean, seriously? If you want to draw a pony with fingers to manipulate things like some Sonic the Hedgehog character, far be it from me to judge. But that [omitted] is just tragically hilarious.
Then Mrs Heartstrings was all like *buysomeapples*. You should have seen her face.
You live in a magical world, Snips. I’d love to see what you see for a few minutes.
1) I’ve addressed this one before. Recently, in fact.
Though to be honest, I didn’t expect anypony to ever ask about it again. Seemed sort of specific.
2) I’ll go ahead and head over now. Wondering what this surprise of yours is.
I’m not sure what I was thinking, but it doesn’t matter.
I am back, back for more. May I take your order?
Welcoming back my friend, Mister Cake!
Answers after the break.