Brony, these submission pictures become huge if I try to reply to them directly. You gotta crop or scale them down or somethin’. Especially if you’re sending two.
Front and readable back of a pony card I’m evidently on after the break.
For anypony waiting for a CYOA update, sorry. I’ll try and get to that tomorrow. I have quite a few actions to tie together.
1) I don’t know about Fluttershy not being scary. Wasn’t she the one that both flipped out at the gala and told off a dragon?
2) Constantly fluctuating as the tumblrs I follow go in and out of major activity.
3) Sure! Sorry, last week’s plans sort of got dropped when… that thing happened.
4) The Bon? Now I know you’re pulling my leg.
6) Not… that I know of.
7) How should I know? Isn’t that something you should be asking somepony like Twilight?
1) Mai boi, this peace is what ALL trew warriers strive for!
2) I know scary! I had to change my Nightmare Night costume last year because it was too scary!
3) Old…?
… We’re not old…
4) Because much like punching a portion of a tree away and the rest of it being left floating in Minecraft, the world doesn’t work that way.
5) Sure do, obviously-testing-the-limitations-of-what-I-said-a-few-posts-ago-anon!
6) I could hoof him a cup of burnt water, but I don’t think he’d appreciate that much. Seriously, the extremes of my cooking abilities include sticking a frozen pizza in the oven and making grilled cheese.
7) Well… I probably shouldn’t do this. But…
1) I don’t think I’d go so far as being angry, but I doubt I’d be comfortable.
You do know we’re not really made of marshmallows, right? I weight over 45 kilograms.
2) Getting tired of going over this in more detail just to have it come up again and again, so let’s simplify it. My page; my rules.
3) Per our conversation last night, this is why I’d have rather you not commented on it, Boscov.
4) Thank you! I’d also like to mention Front Mission 3, Ogre Battle, Blaster Master, Galaga, and Star Wars: Kni-… No! Super Mario All-Star! Nopony ever brings that game up but it was so awesome!
5) Uh… I mean…. Seems like you’d just want to go to med school, right? I mean, unless the medical field is really competitive where you live. That just seems like something you’d study after working for a while. But I have no idea.
6) Not in particular. The power surged around here several times for close to an hour last night from the one that just passed through. Plus I’ve had to sleep outside during a few.
7) To be honest, I’m not really interested in the movie. I mean, yeah- It’s kinda neat as a novelty, but that’s about it.
8) I wouldn’t joke at the expense of a child. Also, you really seem to like those foreign defender-team shows.
9) There’s this thing called business…
10) Like I said, just a few too many ponies that thought me being scary was-
Oh! Blades of Steel! Best hockey game ever!
1) Not even.
And no offense to Rose, but if it were me, as soon as I heard this I’d have some concerns.
2) Don’t know. I never answer that question because I believe all games have crippling faults that, at best, level them out too much with other titles. So instead, we’ll just name five games that I like.
Deus Ex: Pony Revolution, Timesplitters: Future Perfect, Kirby Super Star, Mario Tennis, and Final Fantasy Tactics (Heavy note: ONLY THE ORIGINAL TACTICS. ADVANCE SUCKED).
Plenty of others I could have named, but there you go.
3) I would have no idea.
4) Don’t typically fry potato slices. We have hay fries.
5) … This is getting old.
6) Why, yes. Yes I do.
And for future reference, I don’t like showing the number of characters used in the theoretic swear. That’s why I use “[omitted]” instead of random symbols or asterisks.
1) Congratulations?
2) Never played it. Didn’t interest me.
3) Well. That notion is connected to a particularly horrible memory I’m refusing to think about.
Short answer, no. Things never progressed that far.
4) You’re welcome to feel however you want. But if somepony goes too far and I shove a hoof into their eye socket, they’ll really have no pony else to blame.
5) Yes. The all video game systems are the same, near as I can tell. Probably region locked between here and the human world but it’s not like we can just pass between the two so I don’t know what difference that would make.
6) Okie dokie, lokie.
7) Just Lyra is fine.
And I don’t know what situation you’re referring too.
Guess who’s behind on questions again? Evidently a lot of you found the thought of me being scary a little too funny…
1) Okay… Thanks.
2) She wanted Broccoli Cheese Soup, so that’s what she got.
3) What the hay. You wanna go, Boscov? As long as Twilight isn’t there to make the parasprites crave flesh, what’s the worst that could happen?
4) If I recall from being corrected twice, bears are omnivores.
And Boscov isn’t going to eat your baby.
5) I’m gonna to have to ask you to not call me that again. Nothing against you or anypony else, but just stick with Lyra.
I’m alright today. How are you?
6) That would be delightful!
7) By shoving a building off its foundation, leveling it.
Oh! I can also throw my voice and make ghost sounds!
oooOOOOooo
1) Hmm… This is sounding a lot better than the initial adverts let on…
Wait a minute, is this a trap like that cruise I wasn’t invited to?
2) Seems to be about 1:30 to me.
3) Boscov’s threat gambit, I suppose.
4) She’s fine. Only reason I considered letting him go. Evidently she didn’t even know what was going on.
I don’t think she was ever in any danger.
5) No.
And FWI, I can be scary too.
6) That sounds cool, but I’ve been getting back into City of Ponies lately. Their Summer Blockbuster event is live and it’s pretty fun!
That aside, I still have some work I’d like to do for my one year tumblr anniversary on the eighth. Sort of stopped doing anything while Sweetie was… Well that’s over now.
[video]
… I promise to never kidnap Sweetie Belle again.
Anypony ever again. And possibly seek counseling. I know you never intended to hurt her, but lashing out for attention like that is not okay.
1) I never contacted the police. Mostly because I was afraid you’d do something crazy, but how about you just never do anything like this again and we call it even?
2) I don’t know, Boscov. I don’t think it matters anymore. I’m just glad Sweetie is safe.
1) I… I don’t even know what to say.
Yes. Let’s go.
2) I think it’s okay now, Fuse. But thank you from the bottom of my heart for your efforts.
3) Maybe tomorrow. I want to see Sweetie Belle first.
4) I sort of held on to this, just in case… But I don’t think I need that wish anymore.
1) Maybe if I wasn’t a tangled up knot of nerves right now.
2) [omitted] off.
3) I don’t care.
…
Why hasn’t he said anything else?
4) You stay away from me!
5) How the [omitted] was I supposed to know she was foalnapped?! She posts jokes and eerie crap on her page all the time! How was I supposed to know that one was serious?!
I’d battle through Tartarus and back but for Sweetie but I don’t know where she is! He took her and I’m afraid of what he might do to her and I’m afraid if I call the guard they’ll find and rush him and he seems kind unstable and what if he panics and-and-…
…
6) No, seriously. I don’t want to touch your hands.
1) How would I know? I can’t even tell which one’s which!
2) I’m afraid the source of that rumor has embellished the truth beyond recognition.
3) Eh.
4) Well, the one I stole anyway. It was one of the newer ones that you loaded from the top, like the SNES.
5) You’re not welcome.
6) Me thank.
7) To get to the other side.
8) Unavoidable would be my best describing adjective.
9) HA! I run this house like a fortress! No pony goes in or out without my knowing!
No no. Sweetie is just off spending some time with her parents. I sent her off yesterday evening.
…
Excuse me, I need to go make a phone call.
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE (MOVESLIKE@JAGGER.com) submitted:
Does every pony have a custom video game controller with their cutie mark on it?
Evidently not since Bon-Bon doesn’t have one up there. Or the Sweetie and her friends. Or Carrot Top. Or the Flower Sisters. Or…
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