1) Nope.
Unless you count taking care of a foal (occasionally two), updating my tumblr, interests in magic, humanity, and tabletop mechanics, socializing with my roommate and her niece, being in a long-term romantic relationship, and anything else I’ve forgot to mention.
But I wouldn’t. I’m a pretty one-dimensional character.
2) Yes, but I’d never heard of websites like those. It sounds interesting, but my skills as a writer don’t really reflect my skills as a researcher. While writing is easy for me, researching is a long and tedious process.
I’m presently waiting on a reply about a possible interview. I’ve already been pre-screened and am waiting for my official transcripts to get sent through. If nothing becomes of it, I’ll certainly keep this in mind. Thanks!
3) If you mean why do I post multiple asks at once, it’s to save space on both my page and the dashboards of everypony following me. If you mean why are they specifically lined up like that, well- that’s how they come to me! Nine times out of ten what I post is just a cropped picture of exactly what I see when I go to my askbox.
4) You made an account specifically for this punchline. Now that’s dedication.
5 & 6) Thank you!
7) Me too. Here’s my favorite gif in all the internet.
So awesome!
2) You tried to turn me into a Big Beached Whale?!
3) Well… Uh…
4) Doing it their whole lives you say?
This has been a very King of the Hill AskLyra.
Ho~ly crap! Raziel pony!
Why did I have to already order my Nightmare Night costume?!
Oh hey, I drew this travesty :). Glad you liked it!
I love Raziel and I love this picture! Thank you so much for drawing it!
(via riftist)
They do have female condoms.
1) I thought the part after you took two steps forward with me on your back and fell flat on your face was pretty funny. Sorry again for laughing, but I did warn you about the weight several times.
Humans are kinda weak. It’s like they have difficulty even lifting their own weight or something.
2) How about I turn you into a newt? Or you know, any of the other things I could do as a witch to defend myself. There’s a reason why a “witch hunt” is flat-out stupid while a “wild goose chase” is only pointless.
3) Oh absolutely. Things have been going so well, it’s high time I did something idiotic and [omitted] it all up to [omitted] like a stupid son-of-a-[omitted].
I swear, it’s like you ponies want me to be miserable.
4) What a terrible name.
5) I like jumping!
6) The potential for being trampled, I would think.
7) Nah. That doesn’t sound like her. She’s usually pretty level-headed. Although, she is the sort of pony that the saying “Hell hath no fury like that of a mare scorned” came from.
8) Huh. You’d think I’d have noticed something like that in a drug store by now.
1) You’re not supposed to use two condoms. The material might catch and tear. You’re only supposed to… Uh… How is your fillyfriend using a condom?
2) [The following reply has been redacted.]
3) I am neither of those things.
4) Rotating? Really? That’s what you went with? I mean, I appreciate the last one, but none of the rest of those really match my personality at all.
You look around inside the bathroom and the hallway outside of it, but can find no ventilation system present. Which unfortunately makes sense. Had there been one, the fog likely wouldn’t be as thick as it’s becoming. Also, the claw was wretched from your grasp when you encountered the Electric Shadow. Twist is also completely unarmed, but you at least still have your bow.
The most likely cause for the fog and your outburst are still steam and irritation at the humidity, respectively. But the possibility that something might be in the air sends shivers down your spine. Still, you can’t bring yourself to even approach the sink with the aim of pressing that nasty water to your mouth. It’s just as likely to be physically harmful as the theoretical air.
Upon asking for your friend’s opinions, you find they all diverge.
While they explain their positions, you ask Amy to draw up a quick map.
Princess says they should race back as fast as they can to the front door and outrun the shadow before it gets a chance to box everypony in.
Amy says the group should head further inside, around the hypothetical circle, and find another exit. If there isn’t one, use the building’s theoretically linked hallways to double back and escape out the front, always keeping the shadow behind them. However, her plan hinges on her evidently having knowledge of school buildings and her belief of this being one.
Twist also believes that heading deeper inside is the right answer, but she thinks they need to outmaneuver the shadow and check the rooms. She says she’s been looking into all the rooms the group has passed already and they’ve all been empty, but believes there must be something left behind. That there has to be a reason to be inside this building. Amy and Princess say that’s wishful thinking, but they are each looking for something, right?
You regrettably can’t even imagine what an awesome vacuum would look like. Amy shakes you back to reality with her doodle of the known layout. Obviously not to scale.
While trying to decide what to do, you imagine a very specific scenario that certainly would be beneficial. However, in the very likely even that doesn’t happen, you decide it’s best to focus on the situation at present.
1) Well, there are other Twilights you can ask. I just figured the one I linked would be the most likely to reply at all. You know, being that you’re asking for dangerous information and all.
2) After I post an update to the CYOA I should have some free time.
3) That depends. Is she truly outrageous?
I’ve never seen it, to be honest. It doesn’t look terrible, but it doesn’t look good either.
4) Step on the gas-now turn to the right.
Step on the gas-now turn to the right?
Shame I wasn’t into rhythm games back then.
5) I… don’t think so. I mean, I guess that’s how things started with Boscov. But that’s not usually how it works with me.
6) Political commentary, eh? And so edgy and current too!
7) With nothing to gain except killin’ your brain.
Brony, these submission pictures become huge if I try to reply to them directly. You gotta crop or scale them down or somethin’. Especially if you’re sending two.
Front and readable back of a pony card I’m evidently on after the break.
For anypony waiting for a CYOA update, sorry. I’ll try and get to that tomorrow. I have quite a few actions to tie together.
1) I don’t know about Fluttershy not being scary. Wasn’t she the one that both flipped out at the gala and told off a dragon?
2) Constantly fluctuating as the tumblrs I follow go in and out of major activity.
3) Sure! Sorry, last week’s plans sort of got dropped when… that thing happened.
4) The Bon? Now I know you’re pulling my leg.
6) Not… that I know of.
7) How should I know? Isn’t that something you should be asking somepony like Twilight?
1) Mai boi, this peace is what ALL trew warriers strive for!
2) I know scary! I had to change my Nightmare Night costume last year because it was too scary!
3) Old…?
… We’re not old…
4) Because much like punching a portion of a tree away and the rest of it being left floating in Minecraft, the world doesn’t work that way.
5) Sure do, obviously-testing-the-limitations-of-what-I-said-a-few-posts-ago-anon!
6) I could hoof him a cup of burnt water, but I don’t think he’d appreciate that much. Seriously, the extremes of my cooking abilities include sticking a frozen pizza in the oven and making grilled cheese.
7) Well… I probably shouldn’t do this. But…
1) I don’t think I’d go so far as being angry, but I doubt I’d be comfortable.
You do know we’re not really made of marshmallows, right? I weight over 45 kilograms.
2) Getting tired of going over this in more detail just to have it come up again and again, so let’s simplify it. My page; my rules.
3) Per our conversation last night, this is why I’d have rather you not commented on it, Boscov.
4) Thank you! I’d also like to mention Front Mission 3, Ogre Battle, Blaster Master, Galaga, and Star Wars: Kni-… No! Super Mario All-Star! Nopony ever brings that game up but it was so awesome!
5) Uh… I mean…. Seems like you’d just want to go to med school, right? I mean, unless the medical field is really competitive where you live. That just seems like something you’d study after working for a while. But I have no idea.
6) Not in particular. The power surged around here several times for close to an hour last night from the one that just passed through. Plus I’ve had to sleep outside during a few.
7) To be honest, I’m not really interested in the movie. I mean, yeah- It’s kinda neat as a novelty, but that’s about it.
8) I wouldn’t joke at the expense of a child. Also, you really seem to like those foreign defender-team shows.
9) There’s this thing called business…
10) Like I said, just a few too many ponies that thought me being scary was-
Oh! Blades of Steel! Best hockey game ever!
1) Not even.
And no offense to Rose, but if it were me, as soon as I heard this I’d have some concerns.
2) Don’t know. I never answer that question because I believe all games have crippling faults that, at best, level them out too much with other titles. So instead, we’ll just name five games that I like.
Deus Ex: Pony Revolution, Timesplitters: Future Perfect, Kirby Super Star, Mario Tennis, and Final Fantasy Tactics (Heavy note: ONLY THE ORIGINAL TACTICS. ADVANCE SUCKED).
Plenty of others I could have named, but there you go.
3) I would have no idea.
4) Don’t typically fry potato slices. We have hay fries.
5) … This is getting old.
6) Why, yes. Yes I do.
And for future reference, I don’t like showing the number of characters used in the theoretic swear. That’s why I use “[omitted]” instead of random symbols or asterisks.
1) Congratulations?
2) Never played it. Didn’t interest me.
3) Well. That notion is connected to a particularly horrible memory I’m refusing to think about.
Short answer, no. Things never progressed that far.
4) You’re welcome to feel however you want. But if somepony goes too far and I shove a hoof into their eye socket, they’ll really have no pony else to blame.
5) Yes. The all video game systems are the same, near as I can tell. Probably region locked between here and the human world but it’s not like we can just pass between the two so I don’t know what difference that would make.
6) Okie dokie, lokie.
7) Just Lyra is fine.
And I don’t know what situation you’re referring too.
Guess who’s behind on questions again? Evidently a lot of you found the thought of me being scary a little too funny…
1) Okay… Thanks.
2) She wanted Broccoli Cheese Soup, so that’s what she got.
3) What the hay. You wanna go, Boscov? As long as Twilight isn’t there to make the parasprites crave flesh, what’s the worst that could happen?
4) If I recall from being corrected twice, bears are omnivores.
And Boscov isn’t going to eat your baby.
5) I’m gonna to have to ask you to not call me that again. Nothing against you or anypony else, but just stick with Lyra.
I’m alright today. How are you?
6) That would be delightful!
7) By shoving a building off its foundation, leveling it.
Oh! I can also throw my voice and make ghost sounds!
oooOOOOooo
1) Hmm… This is sounding a lot better than the initial adverts let on…
Wait a minute, is this a trap like that cruise I wasn’t invited to?
2) Seems to be about 1:30 to me.
3) Boscov’s threat gambit, I suppose.
4) She’s fine. Only reason I considered letting him go. Evidently she didn’t even know what was going on.
I don’t think she was ever in any danger.
5) No.
And FWI, I can be scary too.
6) That sounds cool, but I’ve been getting back into City of Ponies lately. Their Summer Blockbuster event is live and it’s pretty fun!
That aside, I still have some work I’d like to do for my one year tumblr anniversary on the eighth. Sort of stopped doing anything while Sweetie was… Well that’s over now.