1) I have no-… I’ve worn a carnie costume in City of Ponies during the Nightmare Night event.
2) I either answer the question and get called a nerd or I ignore it and suddenly “Oh! So you’re too good for blah blah blah?”
3) I use a stylus for my manedroid and just magic to grab and press the keys down.
4) Possibly, but it doesn’t seem like there’d be much point to it. It’s flawless and orchestral. Short of the novelty hearing it a lyre might provide, there’s nothing I can do with it.
She just sort of stayed over for a few days after a fairly traumatizing incident involving her hearing Rarity and Basil being intimate. Time enough for her to calm down, get back into school, and me to rationalize with her what took place to take the sting away. Things sort of built up from there.
I pieced together that he had a crush on me and asked him if I was right.
Sorry. I’ve tried before. It’s not a matter of having a good teacher or anything; I’m just not strong enough. It’s why I can’t use Partial Acceleration either.
Seeing as you have your own stuff and your own place to stay, no. You’re taxed on what you own and I’m taxed on what I own. Bon-Bon and I don’t get tax breaks for taking care of Tootsie and Sweetie either. We are able to provide proof that most of their stuff that stays here is their parent’s responsibility, but I had to pay taxes for owning Simple.
I see, but why is that necessary?
1) Yes, like that. Except I can answer that right now, at least to the best of my ability.
We rotate around our sun. The sun is located at a relatively fixed point in our solar system (I remember being told that it wobbles), which in turn rotates around the center of our universe.
2) I’m having a difficult time figuring out what that means. Something to do with weight lifting?
3) Depends how much prep time and on who’s ground. With no prep time, Doctor Doom has the advantage. Against super powered beings, Batman’s real superpower is being prepared.
With minimal prep time Batman has the advantage even on Doctor Doom’s turf. Batman has pre-prep time on his side because of his utility belt and all the tools he’s already made, so he can just swap out the best tools for the occasion, super computer a little bit of information, and go from there.
But the more prep time Doctor Doom has, the worse things are for Batman no matter where the fight takes place. Doctor Doom has more resources available and the means to relocate those resources faster than Batman could.
The one exception would be in cases of extreme prep time, like days or a week. Given enough time, Batman seems to always be able to fashion some type of kill switch-style item to shutdown his opponent in one swift action.
4) To distinguish them from regular asks which, as you can see, I will still be responding to.
Okay, so for part of my one year tumblr anniversary, I’m going to do something I’m one hundred percent positive I’m going to regret.
I’m going to directly answer a question I usually wouldn’t. Think of it like an honesty hour/TMI type-thing (which I’ve intentionally never done).
BUT! Here’s the stipulations.
- I’m only answering one.
- I’m choosing which one. And-
- It can’t be anonymous. You have to have a blog with at least a month old message, or present proof that the blog has been around for at least a month (which isn’t hard. If you have no posts just submit a link that leads to a question you’ve asked somepony at least a month ago; doesn’t matter which tumblr it was sent to).
Don’t waste your time spamming my inbox with the same question over and over again because it’s not going to matter. If I find a better question, or one I’m more comfortable answering, that’s the one I’m picking.
If you want your message to be in the running, place a “Tell:” tag before the message (without quotation marks). For example:
My one year tumblr anniversary is on July 8th. To make sure your message counts, send it in before 6 A.M. EST of July 8th. That’s A.M., morning of the day itself. It might count after that if I haven’t done the winning message yet, but I can’t guarantee it.
1) I know you want me to, but I’m not going to pick NOD.
2) I guess it’s sorta cool. Just not what I wanted.
3) Is it true that X when/if Y?
4) This is the most appealing bathroom stall message I’ve ever read.
5) Probably not. He could likely goat half or more of them into monologuing too, but it ultimately wouldn’t help.
6) WOAH! THANKS FOR THE WARNING ABOUT THE THING THAT DIDN’T HAP- [Thud]
AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
[Gasping for air]
Bird… Bird tapped on the window…
7) … That’s the most horrifying thing I’ve ever read…
I mean, I’ve been tortured before, but that-… That’s just… [Shutter]
1) Well, I got some plans tomorrow night. More on that later.
2) Week or two ago, I think. Possibly again tomorrow.
3) Do I really have to say no?
4) I decline.
5) No, that’s how you get kicked out of the arcade.
6) I’m happy that you’re happy.
7) I decline again.
1) We’re still friends; we just don’t talk much these days. And that’s okay. Friends know they’re friends.
I still check her page from time to time. She seems happier.
2) I can’t even tell if that’s the right day.
3) The villains. You can’t brute force or awesome your way through magic. Jackie only had a possible advantage by using tactical misdirection.
4) … Garfield?
Sweetie sings some of the songs she and her friends have made up from time-to-time.
6) You and everypony else with hooves, it feels like. At least sometimes.
7) Cis? Is this really a thing? I assume “normal” was too offensive to trans.
mikedawson submitted: Pictures that were entirely too large so I had to resize them.
Have these ever happened?
In order, no but her mustache looks like a candy wrapper. Followed sharply by DEAR SWEET CELESTIA NO! AND HER FORELEGS ARE JUST DANGLING THERE! WHY?!
Sources are here and here, respectively.
1) You’d likely be surprised to find that no, she does not.
2) Not that I know of.
3) Aw. Can’t I be something cool like an Arch-vile? I mean, I understand if Cyberdemon is too much.
In truth, I’d probably be more like a regular Demon on Nightmare Mode. Maybe a Spectre if you want to give me a stealth advantage.
4) Higher than you.
5) An entire world wiped out because of some random pony’s selfish impatience toward young.
6) Would everypony like to stop talking about my butt? I’d like it if everypony decided to stop talking about my butt.
7) Sometimes. Less these days than I used to. Life doesn’t have to be anything special. It’s just life. Not like you’ll miss your own when it’s gone.
1) My old friend Bon-Bon lived here and she agreed to give me a place to stay.
2) Can’t argue there!
3) I was gonna say Jackie wouldn’t stand a chance, but in an industrial supply factory? That depends on how fast his opponents catch on to his fighting style. If they start to destroy everything he’d be in trouble. If they don’t, Discord would be the only one able to keep up.
4) Language arts. Yeah, I know. I’ve made a lot of stupid decisions in my life.
5) Thank you! Happy 4th of July to you as well!
6) Considering the dog can neither consent to nor deny being augmented, it seems very cruel. But just like the last time I was asked about augmentation, if it’s to save a life I wouldn’t turn it down.
1) Remember that button you pressed to get to the page that lets you ask me questions? Go back and read what that button says. Evidently you skipped over it.
2) And what would there be to celebrate if your human America never existed? Would there even be a human “internet” to have this conversation on? America, as a “superpower” has pushed and forced advancement in the rest of your world since its inception. Even things they had no direct tie to only came about because of their rapid progression and global saturation of technology.
I’m not saying it should be a different day or that you shouldn’t celebrate. I’m just saying it would be better to celebrate what your country has done with its freedom, not the simple position of it. From what I understand, a human can get on a tugboat and drift along in international waters and have freedom, but there’s not much you can do with it out there (at least, not without being hunted down).
3) I don’t think so. Probably an alternate dimension-type thing. Generally wards like that have been shutdown due to things like neglect and under-trained staff. The mentally ill usually live in dedicated wings of hospitals, if not with family.
4) I’m not.
5) I’m a former thief and current caregiver to a foal.; that’s a difficult question. I think I would rather be informed of wrongdoing by a whistle-blower now. There’s more at stake these days than my own life.
6) Is this more commentary, a joke, or are you somehow serious?
7) Totally legit.
1) Nope. When Equestria was founded by the new-found peace of pegasus, earth, and unicorn ponies it was a land without society. The only species that inhabited it were globally considered either animals or monsters in that they possessed no societarian structure.
2) Tried is a good word for it, considering the only reason America won was due to Britain being forced to focus completely on the French Revolution happening right next door.
No, the mere act and date of your country winning its freedom holds no real significance. It’s what the nation has done in the centuries following that mattered.
3) It was no coincidence. I moved to Ponyville on the day before the Summer Sun Celebration, because of the Summer Sun Celebration. That marked the end of my temporary position as an ambient musician in Canterlot. Everything had already been prearranged. I had no idea Twilight was moving here too, and neither did she, until after the Nightmare Moon incident.
4) That name sounds suspicious.
5) If this is a reference, I’m not following.
6) You’re a hateful creature for sending something like this.
7) Never heard of the genre. I’ve seen metafictional elements used time after time in other works, but never one dedicated to it.
Unless you count Mystery Science Theater 3000.
1) Nothin’ bea~ts the hobo li~fe! Stabbin’ folks with my ho~bo kni~fe!
2) This has been asked once before. And I never understood why anypony would ever think that.
3) Sonic, give it to them straight.
4) Sure! That makes more sense than celebrating the day a colony rebelled against their mother nation for suddenly expecting them to pay the same thing they expected from all their colonies, but formerly didn’t collect on because they didn’t believe said colony had anything substantial enough to give.
But, I mean, who would do that?
5) Oh no no no! I’m the type of person that puts in extra effort to aid the team, often at my own expense!
Admittedly though, since I’ve never played Gauntlet, I’d probably just die.
6) Roll what? I’ve only ever done one D&D fight.
Have I ever RP’d on trumblr?
…I loved Matlock. I also loved his music, and his comedy.
1) Both Tootsie and I were once turned into stallions by a pony claiming to be “Princess Trollestia.” Didn’t care for that particular scenario.
2) I’ve never asked her about it, but I always imagined that Zecora’s rhyming is probably just as strange for zebras and not a reflection of their culture.
I mean, I’ve only ever heard her rhyme in Equestrian Standard.
3) That depends on your interests! I never joined one personally, but that’s because I had enough of a time balancing classwork and social life.
4) I know about subatomic particles, but I thought they were at least all known. I thought the problem was understanding how they worked in relation to forces like gravity, among other things.
5) I thought he and Mister Knotts worked great together, and he was funny in Spy Hard! He was a great overall character actor.
1) What? I didn’t know that!
2) If somepony managed to invent a cure for cancer, there’d still be other ponies that would put a negative spin on it.
I’m not even going to bother defending myself any further since you’d just spin that around too.
3) I used to watch it (King of the Hill) back when it started airing, but I just don’t watch as much television as I used to.