
1) They’ve made how many Digimon World games?
B: I remember watching my niece play the original.
Such an old stallion.
2)

3) Nah. I think I’ll just act like myself.
4) Well that’s a new one. Thanks, Strawberry!
5) By the song? I’m over it. Had to have been a coincidence. Movie was made five years ago; book’s older than that. Lyrics to the song were evidently much more literal anyway.
6) Aren’t you dead, or is that still considered spoilers?

1) I’m not. I’m strange like that.
2) That’d be interesting, but I don’t think he’d be able to commit to something that elaborate.
3) Hulk.
Hulk.
H-Hulk. I’m not your daughter. I think they meant another Lyra.
4) Oh. I already did them.
5) What is with ponies and butts lately?
6) I think so. This version, anyway. Longest I’ve ever listened to a single song was eight hours, though. I don’t even have Kiss From A Rose on my computer anymore. Don’t hate it, just can’t really enjoy it after that.
7) Look, I don’t care what part of the Lylat System you came from. You have no jurisdiction here so just head back off down the galactic highway and go throw your weight around somewhere else.

Actually I think it’s entirely anon’s fault. Your sexual history is none of their business and in my world the fetishizing of female same sex experiences is very sexist.
1) While I appreciate you politely asking, the answer is still no.
2) Sorry, but my fighting days are over.
3) I think a lot of ponies trust me more than they should, the same way a lot of ponies place too much expectation in others instead of accepting them solely for what they do. But not Boscov.
4) Doing alright. The girls are enjoying their summer vacation, Bon-Bon’s getting a lot of work in, and I’m mostly just taking care of the house. Vacuuming, washing dishes, that sort of thing.
5) What are you talking about? I listened to that whole album! In one sitting!
6) Never seen the show, but from the description, no.
7) Uh… I mean. I was prepared to reply with “No. Not even close. Not even remotely close.” But… Uh…
B: Yeah, that’s actually pretty [omitted] creepy.
A-and this is from a movie?
B: It has to just be a coincidence.
That’s a pretty [omitted] up coincidence!
B: Stop freaking out. I’ll go contact some ponies and see what I can dig up.
8) I’ve never considered cosplaying as anypony. I dressed up as the Manecoat Killer at first for Nightmare Night, but I switched to the mummy costume because it was too scary.
9) Were they fetishising? I just figured they were curious since half of Equestria thinks Bon-Bon and I are, or at least were, together.
But yeah, tired of talking about it. Bon-Bon and I have never been together, at all. That’s all that matters at present.

1) No, but I did a recording of her theme once. It doesn’t have the flair of the original, though.
2) I’m sorry. It’s always sad when somepony passes on.
3) I was never a champion food eater, although there were a few competitions that were free to enter that I joined for a decent meal.
4) Oh Noes!
5) It’s not your fault, because I don’t think I ever tagged a post that I answered this in, but I’m sort of tired of answering this.
6) B: This isn’t the movies. Once your intentions are made known, talking during an engagement is not a good idea. The very way in which you vocalize is just another method of offering an opening to a target.
7) That’ll be a trick.
Wait, are you a little demon named Panpeus?
8) Favorite Song tag! If you read through them, all the questions you asked should be answered.
Sometimes I want to share one of my favorite songs, but it’s not exactly for everypony. This one by That Handsome Devil might be a little darker than you’re used to, especially from me. If you decide to listen to it and start to feel uncomfortable, by all means stop and listen to something brighter. I don’t want to make anypony depressed.

1) Is… Is that a thing?
B: D.
Oh… That… No. Not common.
2) Certainly! It’s been a while, but I wasn’t half bad back-in-the-day.
3) I don’t think so. There’s been a bit of news from Appleloosa regarding some flooding, but from the tone of the article nothing major.
Lot of thunderstorms around here lately, but I don’t pretend to understand how the weather ponies do their business.
Húfbol is pretty popular in Equestria. There’s also this underground group of pegasus athletes that have started playing quidditch.
4) Uh I… I feel asleep while we were watching the show.
Almost… Ah’ve been stuck at this number for like the last two weeks. It’s drivin’ me nuts!
((OOC: Seriously x3 I’ve had this image sketched out for the last month for my 1000 followers, but it never came xD))
She probably does by now, but let’s make sure she gets the 1,000+ followers she deserves.
(Source: thisapplebloom-blog)

1) I can, but the problem is I can’t predict when it will happen. I’ve been using it for the last two days and it hasn’t crashed again. I’ve been running next to nothing, since it seems to happen when I’m using too many resources (specifically a bunch of youtube videos), and I’m running off of a crappy GeForce eighty-five hundred GT graphics card because my good one crashes more often. But I’ll do that and let you know what it says next time it happens, if I’m able.
Out of all the times it’s crashed, I’ve only seen the blue screen three or four times. Most of the time it’s just my monitor losing feed. What happens after that I have no idea because I can’t see.
2) I got the cue stick thing, I just wasn’t down with the “hustle some chumps” jive. A reference, I assume.
3) Aw… Thanks, Hulk! You’re sweet.
4) And I’d like to congratulate Anon #4 for single-hoofedly bringing back the creepy tag. Because seriously… just [omitted]-A, mare.

1) I fold.
2) I don’t think so, though to be honest I’m not even sure what you’re asking.
3) That sounds like a terrible plot.
4) Ha! I knew you’d risk yourself for Mister Lincoln.
5) I would never say no to more cheese.
6) Again, we’re still just talking. Nothing’s started. We haven’t even decided upon a genre yet. I didn’t mean to get anypony’s hopes up, I was just saying.
7) That depends. Are they all lined up or scattered around the house? Am I acting natural or trying to hug really fast? Are they aware of what’s going on or am I surprising them?
Because Bon-Bon decided to act squirrelly and run and dodge from me. That really killed my time.
And then you’re left feeling like an [omitted]hole when you both realize the situation isn’t what either of you thought it was, but it was your fault for not figuring it out first?
I mean, I feel like [omitted].
…
Sorry, venting. I’ll answer some questions later tonight.

1) The point of a first date isn’t to make a good first impression, though it is important. It’s to learn if the two of you are compatible in a romantic situation. That’s why you’re supposed to be yourself. If it wasn’t meant to be, then it wasn’t meant to be.
That said, dress for the occasion, make sure you don’t give off a bad or overpowering smell, remain calm and don’t get yourself worked up. You might want to rehearse talking and it helps if you have some conversation ideas. Appropriate conversation ideas. Don’t bring up a tragic event. You want to be yourself, but present the best “self” you can. Just, you know, be prepared. If nothing else it shows you cared enough to put some time and consideration into the occasion. You want to leave a lasting, positive memory.
2) Trying to fix, or at least determine exactly what is wrong with my computer. I’ve also been talking with a gentlecolt about possibly working on making a game together. We’re still just talking.
Other than that, just regular stuff.
3) [Audible sigh]
Well, thanks for letting me know. And I edited that last post with the question I missed.
4) I’m pretty pessimistic about the situation at this point, but yes and yes.
The only thing I’m positive about is that it has something to do with flash.
5) Evidently I did. Just listened to it last night while doing regular things.

krastosthegluemaker said: Actually, the RCA Lyra was an early MP3 player. I had one, and it was neat at the time. Sure, it could only hold one-and-a-half worth of a CD album, but that’s still 50% more songs than a CD album.
1) You could fix my computer.
2) I know Applejack wears socks, but I don’t know anything about underwear.
3) What a coincidence! I need… Oh, let’s see… About the equivalent of 600 USD. If I’m lucky.
4) No! That’s not me! I’m a nice pony!
5) I’m a nice pony that doesn’t know what this guy is saying.
6) No.
7) Edit: Let her choose how to live her life. Not like one more pony that looks like me wondering around would make any difference, right?
8) I’m goin’! I’m goin’!
9) Sorry for not replying to this when it was, you know, relevant. I figured something like that may have been the case, but I wasn’t sure.
I always figured B was farther away. If he’s not, you might need more indication that it’s him since this is transcribed
a bit confusing; I figured B was always smaller (unless he was clearly going solo), but sometimes you can figure from context. Sometimes.
no, i could tell.
Okay. Wow. If anypony couldn’t easily tell right away which of us was talking, everytime, without fail, then I gotta do something. I don’t want anypony thinking I’m rude because of him.
B: It’s your fault for caring.
So, as you can see, B will now have a bold B: tag before his lines. I’ve also added the Bee of CUE tag to every instance since he started hanging out where he speaks so if you were ever confused or something sounded out of place you can go ahead and check to see who was talking.
In other news. I’ve had my computer wiped and switched graphics cards and my computer is still crashing (I’m in safe mode right now). I don’t know what’s wrong with it, my computer friend doesn’t know what’s wrong with it, and I don’t have the money to replace it, let alone play “guess which part is broken.” So… I’m sort of dead in the water here. I can’t do drawings. I can’t record music. I can’t even listen to anything with sound in safe mode.
All I can do is reply to messages once I turn this thing off and switch to my laptop (can’t do it here because the resolution is screwed up and everything is stretched out). So… That’s where I am right now. Felt like I was really starting to do better with this tumblr thing, but it’s out of my hooves.

1) You mad? You mad. Look at mad. So mad. Drippin’ mad. Just mad as mad. Mad everywhere. Lookat all dat mad. Trackin’ in da mad. Mad all ova da place. Just mad mad. All dat mad. Just mad. Who mad? You mad.
Mad.
…
Mad.
2) Oh yeah. That’s what gets me goin’.
B: …
And this isn’t funny to you.
B: Would it be funny if it were reversed?
Pfft. Get over it.
3) -ou wanted to say somethin’?
B: I’ve always liked conspiricy theorists. Makes it harder to pick out which improbable things are true.
Makes your job easier?
B: Not as much as you’d think. Just a personal preference.
4) Shut up, baby. I know it.
5) B: I was talking to the filly beside me. I don’t even know you.
6) I don’t think anypony’s ever asked me to rate their music. I have a few videos or links submitted to me now and again, but I rarely post them anymore unless something in particular catches my eye.
I’ll reply to just about any ask, but submissions are subject to closer scrutiny.
7) I found a short article about this Black RX, but based upon what’s there, he wouldn’t stand a chance. I get the feeling there’s more to it than just that, though.
P.S.: You guys can tell who’s talking, right? The big/small is just how far away we are from the mic. Usually I’m closer, but sometimes B is. Is that confusing or can you tell who’s talking?
I don’t remember why I didn’t reblog this sooner.
(Source: askjustlyra)

1) B: Arresting officer? Is that how you see me?
B…
B: You certainly hold a grudge, Lyra.
That was a long time ago. Before I even moved to Ponyville. B is just a friend.
2) It’s fine, Strawberry. We’re cool.
3) Sorry. I have no money and I don’t have Steam. Sounds like a deal, if anypony else is interested!
4) Like, just us? We have lunch together now and again. She, I, Boscov, Tootsie, Sweetie, and the dog all went to the beach not long ago. Or… Or did Tootsie go…? I know she was there when we went bowling.
5) Always an option, I suppose. Just, you know, clean up afterward. Don’t litter.
6) Okay!
…
…
…
I’m back!
7) I think you missed and grabbed B.
B: … What? Now I pretend something’s happened and overreact?
[Audible sigh] You suck.
B: It just isn’t funny.