
1) Okie dokie.
2) You’re welcome!
3) Okay…
You realize at no point did you actually apologize to me, right? You apologized for your past, but never anything you did to me in your past. Or is that the whole point? Lead me to believe someone was sorry for something they did to me but then come back and be all “Oh! I wasn’t apologizing to you! HA HA HA HA HA! You stupid mare!”
Hopefully you’ll see where I’m coming from here.
4) Pretty sure you weren’t, since that’s not how anything works.
5) And you’re perfectly welcome to think that way, if you can’t help yourself. I work around foals; I’d rather rumors spread that I’m boring than a freak.
6) Flute. Tootsie Flute.
Also, sort of funny how the bedroom question is followed by “Candy String.”

mikedawson submitted:
I found the Dark World Lyra!
Oh… No…
Make it go away!

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Well, I have blue screens all the time, until now, nothing bad happened, but I heard that it’s not very good. Anyway, it happens to me all the time and I still don’t have any problem owo
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Yikes :( I’m sorry! BSODs are so scary. I wish I could do more to help you!
1) It’s okay now. I think. I updated my graphics card drivers and it seems to be fine. Then I saw a new button on my start menu that said Nvidia 3D Vision or something and when I clicked it, it crashed again. So I removed that button.
Everything looks more crisp than before. I wish I’d updated it sooner. But I have no idea if everything is really all better now. Also, I deleted all the posts about it to conserve space. I was just kinda panicking. Sorry about that.
2) Twilight granted, but by what are you defining important by?
3) Oh, I’m sure you do.
4) What are you talking about, Rar-… Oh… Well, Salu~t! Nice to meet you…
… Elusive? Nice to meet you, Elusive!
5) This should help, unless you wanted to asking about something more specific.
6) Are you just the same anon or do I have a strangely large and vocal audience that likes Kamen Rider?
7) I swear to Celestia, Strawberry. If you turn me into a newt or something because I was playing dead, I'ma slap you into next week.
8) I'ma tell you right now. If you don’t have copies of all your vital, irreplaceable work files on a flash drive or two, you’re tempting fate. I’ve lost everything before. 500+ hours of music/pictures/writings- all gone. And when it happened, it was so sudden I never had a chance. If anything ever starts acting up now, first thing I do is safe mode and update my back-ups.
9) As long as I have everything I’ve worked on backed up, I’m okay. It would certainly hurt a lot to lose my computer, but I’d still have trusty my laptop!
Just couldn’t play City of Ponies…

1) Wouldn’t be the first pony after me.
2) Nope. Sorry.
I can’t even seem to set aside time to watch Regular Show and Adventure Time every week.
3) Can you buy a new one?
4) …
5) Aw… I’m sorry. We’re separated by the ponynet, but I saw this on tumblr once.
Huggu~!
Let me know if that worked.
6) I always liked the pointy chin! It’s okay if you want to change styles, though. Or if you want to just draw however you want for the situation! I like the mostly flat colors with highlighting/shading here and there. It makes it feel more animated!
I’m not very good with art. I don’t really know how to answer this anymore than that.
7) Sorry. I used to go to /f/. You learned pretty fast to be mindful of where links lead (watch the status bar). And always be aware of the volume, especially with swf files.
Sorry about that rockstar that died. It’s a good song you sent me, though! I like Celtic Metal.

1) Yep. Flashing face.
Oh… Was I supposed to have my sound on?
2) No. Why are you asking me.
I haven’t seen it.
I haven’t seen any sombreros anywhere.
I would not steal a sombrero.
Don’t ask me any more questions.
3) That’s not exactly a rare occurrence. It happens. Spiders are e͉̭̞̰ͫ͑ͪ͒ͪ̊v̨̞̗͇͌̿̐̽̇ͫ͡ẻ̷̵̱̮̯̗̞͙̳̽r̓ͮ͂͐͟҉̰̣̬̺͙̲̜ỳ̅̍҉̡̭̣w̸̴͔̩ͬ̔̏̍ͤ̚h̴̨̪͉̲̯͉̤͓̒ͥ̆̽̊͑̊́̀ẽ̝̘̪͉̙̖͇̈͋̓̀͢͞r̸͔̳̥̦̯̦̈ͨ̂͗͛̑̅ë̡̖́͗ͣͤ̽ͩ̾̕͘.
4) Knew I was forgetting something…
5) What if the sky is green?
6) That’s really more of your problem then, isn’t it?
7) No. It is too late.
I am undone.

1) I don’t like them on me or in my room.
2) Oh no! I’m suddenly allergic to hugs! *dead*
3) Me too. That was getting annoying.
Stop by anytime!
4) I prefer the buffy/heals. Bu~t… Depending on which game you’re playing, sometimes Black Mages get offensive buffs. Difficult to pin down, really.
5) Well, duh- He and everypony else. It’s perfectly alright to want somepony to be more than they are.
But the true mark of love comes from accepting them for who they are, not what they could be.
Ha! I was right!

Not to mention it’s greasy and taste bad.
1 & 2) Accusing me of cheating with two different ponies? Well aren’t you just charming.
3) Wow! Thanks! And yes, it’s happened. Mostly online. I think most ponies are polite enough to let me sit however I want in public. And yes, Bon-Bon has brought it up before.
Say, how come you don’t have a link on your sidebar leading to your other blog, and vice versa? It’d make it easier to navigate between the two!
4) The virtues of speed by somepony with experience on the subject. Also, I’m glad you were able to save so many.
5) I made a special tag for ponies like you.
6) Well… I guess… Unless it’s the high quality stuff, pizza is pizza to me.

1) It’s a catch-22. With enough maneuverability you should be able to accomplish anything how matter how weak you are. Unfortunately, pony error is a very real thing. Eventually you’ll mess up. A~nd poof.
Power is nice, but then you have the potential problem of things being too fast for you to keep up, or things that can overpower you.
I prefer a balance between the two with a focus on survivability. Staying power. That which allows you to remain in the game longer than most with less penalty for pony error.
2) No. Smells like new rubber.
3) Me too! We all did! Thanks for taking us!
Almost got a 150 on the second game.
4) Do you go around telling women in your world to make you a sandwich? And if so, how often are you met with rude, but completely justified replies?
Gender equality is serious business. Even if the tide is tilted in our favor, I don’t take advantage of it.
5) Suit yourself.
6) Bowling alley food is kinda expensive, anon.

1) Was just about to send you a message! Just let me get these answers out and we’ll be off!
2) There’s a reason I’m sometimes called an “uncultured git.”
3) Yes, I’m hoping the web team was trying to do something and screwed it up and are now trying to fix it. I’m lead to believe this because they screwed up the delete X a few days ago too.
Thanks for stopping in! Always nice to hear from you!
4) Tumblr says you sent this message twelve hours ago. Sometimes the last thing I do before bed is sit down and answer some questions. Maybe don’t surprise visit at 2:30 AM.
But hey! If you want to go bowling with the rest of us, head on down to the bowling alley!

I believe you’re referring to Ibsen’s A Doll House. It is quite a play, although I don’t care for the ending, despite the door slamming being a deep cultural-impactor.
1) We’re supposed to be equal, but yes, our society is female dominated. Might seem strange to a human, but then again your male dominated society is terribly foreign to us.
2) I’m happy you find joy out of the little things in life!
3) Guess you should go ask an engineer then, huh?
Boink!
4) Something to remember is that cutie marks often carry deeper meanings. A crossword puzzle cutie mark likely points to a talent for all sorts of puzzle or problem solving, not just the crossword variety.
5) No. That’s just a hateful rumor that foals who have their cutie marks spread to pick on those that don’t.
I don’t know of anypony that’s ever reached young adulthood and didn’t have their cutie mark. It just sort of happens.
6) That’s the one! I figured if anypony would know, it was you! Thanks!
It’s a pretty rough ending, yeah. And it leaves the fate of the children up in the air, if I recall. But that’s sort of the point. Nora was no more a hero than any other character in the play.

1) I can’t remember what it’s called. It was about a wife who was treated like a trophy by her husband. There were a lot of analogies with the husband calling her pet names that had to do with small birds. Anyway, she had made a huge mistake and owed a bunch of money but was trying to keep that from her husband. I can’t remember how that played out, but in the end she left. Not because she didn’t love him, but because she had lived too sheltered and needed to see the world.
2) Well that’s nice. Maybe I’ll catch it once goes to television. I skipped the third one.
3) I’d prefer white chocolate or vanilla, if you have any.

1) What’s a jews?
2) Just like how girls love that Twilight thing in your world, right?
3) I did not, no.
To be honest, I don’t care for Godzilla. The battle scenes in the old movies were okay, but if the narrative ever switched to something else, I’d become immediately bored.
4) How was the movie? I heard it was pretty insipid, but I have a friend that liked it.
5) I don’t see any reason why I’d stop loving him, but I’m just not into the physical aspect of that relationship. I’d certainly try.
6) If it is true, I’ve never heard of it.
7) Not very. My levitation precision isn’t all that and I’ve never been very good at manipulating things with my mouth. That’s why I use my hooves when I can!
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1) Though I’d heard of it, I didn’t even know what the book was about until I just looked it up.
Sounds stupid.
2) Well, that’s relative. I was drunk once at midnight; that’s the start of the next day. Can’t get any earlier than that.
3) Earth pony. Not because I’ll get the horn back, because I’d rather be an earth pony. Earth pony’s never have trouble getting jobs. Physical labor is always on demand.
4) Okay.
5) I’ve never seen Frontier, but I’ll go with green-hair girl.
6) I’ve heard Rarity talk about that experience. Doesn’t sound too wonderful. Bon-Bon’s tried, but Sweetie doesn’t want lessons.
7) I’ll try.

1) I hope that number is toll-free!
2) Uh… I guess? Environment has a lot to do with growing up.
3) Some. Any genre is capable of producing complete garbage. I pick and choose.
Edit: To elaborate, Dynasty Warriors generally adds a lot of extra and varied tones to their “buttrock”. Dynasty Warriors 3 and 7 would probably be the best examples (though admittedly I skipped over 6).
4) Nope. I believe you win this round.
5) I’ll… have to ask Spike next time I see him what those rumors are.
6) Uh… Tears of pure joy?
Doesn’t seem very super.
7) Absolutely!
But need and want are two different things. That’s why I have Boscov!