Bon-Bon: See? This is exactly what I’m talking about. Lyra: Uh huh. Bon-Bon: My Hobbies: I love sports. I love driving. I love taking a walk, comics, cartoons, shopping, watching movies, television, books, games, studying. Studying?! Who is going to pick studying? Music, internet, camera, videos, social networking- where is cooking? Lyra: Yeah. Bon-Bon: Lots of people like cooking, Lyra- it’s very popular! But driving? Taking a walk? How can you consider taking a walk a hobby? Lyra: Iunno. Bon-Bon:
Exercise is the word you were looking for and it’s a lot more involved than taking a walk!
And watching television? That’s a pastime not a hobby. Hobbies are constructive. Photography is a hobby, music is a hobby, watching videos is not a hobby! Lyra: Boy howdy. Bon-Bon: Boy how- Boy howdy? Are you even listening?
Lyra: I… am building a tower… out of titanium blocks. But I need… carpet. Bon-Bon: See? Now that’s a hobby! Work your mind! But this right here is nonsense and I for one am appalled at the very notion that-
Jan 17
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Jan 11
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Wow! Was it really?
I mean I thought it might have been but I wasn’t about to toot my own horn on a hunch.
Thanks for letting me know! It sounds fantastic! Hold on, I’ll reblog it!
asklyra asked: So you find Team Science breaking into facilities and labs across [insert region] stealing equipment and kidnapping scientists. Their goal is to merge the dimensions to bring all pokemon together! To study! You find their leader who is devastated, "What?! I don't want to merge worlds together! The ecological repercussions alone would be disastrous! I just wanted to stop the spread of false science!" So you JOIN Team Science proper in order to bring about the end of the radical splinter movement.
(continued) I think Team Science’s pokemon are primarily electricity, but they mix their teams up with pokemon that have ground resistance/immunity or pokemon with items like Air Balloons, Shuca Berries, and Enigma Berries.
I like this!!
Team Science recruits and educates people from all regions to properly study pokémon
Team Science “allegedly” hacks into pokédexes and PCs to correct bad science.
Team Science exposes Professor Kukui as The Masked Royal. Scandal ensues.
Team Science HQ is located at the particle accelerator they use to study Pokemon types (such as the psychons/fairyons discussed in Meowstic)
Team Science has their own IT department
Team Science shows trainers how to properly care for different species, creating stronger trainers and happier pokemon, going so far as to develop specialized pokéballs best for individual pokémon
Team Science offers a free service to remove Rotom from an infected Pokédex.
Write more Team Science headcanons in the replies if you want, I’m living for these
Theoretical Pokemon “Villain“ Team based on the actual @scientificpokedex!
Jan 10
The defeated changelings lie scattered around me, a paltry effort to stop my advance. But with my attention no longer focused on defending myself, I noticed the clouds in the sky had gathered and darkened. Thunder followed shortly. They were concealing their movements. I chanced a glance at the few injured bodies around me. Too Few. Their attacks, spread too far apart. They were merely a distraction. They had succeeded.
My gaze returned to the sky in time to find something massive ripping its way through the clouds in a dive with me as its heading. A dragon? Working for changelings? Impossible as it was I searched for its heart with my magic. Would that I could claim and constrict its beating, I could lay low the beast in moments.
Three, four, five times I grasped. But try as I might the spell could not find its mark. As precise as the power must be to succeed, it had never failed me so many times. An illusion? In desperation I fired a beam, but it made no contact. The dragon’s body split in half to avoid it, then rejoined. The realization hit me like a cart full of apples. This was no dragon, nor was it a trick.
I dove to avoid the deadly swipe of their talons, the gust from their lunge whipped about me and I could not resist the need to shut my eyes. Dust filled the air and the taste of dirt flooded my senses. I coughed in fits as I stood once more and batted the air around me.
When I caught my breath and chanced use of my sight, I found the monstrosity silhouetted against the moon, turning in for another swoop against me. A dragon made of changelings… Just when you think you’ve seen all they have, they throw a curve-ball… A [omitted] Voltron dragon made of changelings…
