Ask Lyra

Apr 02

asklyra
replied to your post
“Rather than ask how you, the child of Sexxi-bbz, managed to age to…”
BBZ WE HAD TO REPLACE LIKE HALF THE KITCHEN UTENSILS I WILL HOUND YOU TILL THE MOON TURNS GREEN!
I always wondered who our trophy case was dedicated to….
you should check it out sometime. neat stuff.

[Deep breaths]

I’d ask for them back, but they look mangled…

asklyra asked: Rather than ask how you, the child of Sexxi-bbz, managed to age to maturity so quickly, I'm just going to ask you to remind your gray father about the 5 bits he owes me.

sexxi-bbz:

Ah the struggles of growing up.

Love your beauty mark, by the way!

Mar 31

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Mar 30

fluttershythekind:

A little Bijou pour vous ^__^
Thanks so much for your request! Its been so long since I’ve watched Hamtaro ^_^
All my love,
~FtK

Kush Kush!

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Mar 29

Mar 27

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Mar 23

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Mar 21

pokemon:

Happy first day of spring, Trainers!

Mar 18

Bon-Bon: Too far, Lyra! Too far!

Lyra: Oh and the honey from the shower faucet was perfectly fine!

Bon-Bon: That was brief! I can’t sit on the toilet all day! I have work to do!

Lyra: It’s Saturday and the slower half of the year, don’t give me that crap.

Bon-Bon: Oh you’re going to get something when this passes!

Lyra: Just remember to flush every so often! HA! HA! HA!

Mar 13

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.

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(Source: micspam, via totemeister)

Mar 10

Lyra: So I had just finished eating a cookie and I had to sneeze. So I sneezed through my mouth and I looked in the napkin and there was this bright crimson red and for just a moment I was all “Oh no! Bon-Bon’s killed me!“ And then I remembered it was a red velvet cookie I ate.

Bon-Bon: Geez, Lyra. It’s just a prank war. Nothing to lose your head over. By the way, you may want to forgo showering for the foreseeable future.

Lyra: Oh yeah? How about I just use your shower? Hmm? Checkmate!

[Pause]

Bon-Bon: Couldn’t lead her along any easier if you gave me a leash.

Mar 08

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Mar 07

asklyra:

beyoncepatronus:
a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?
some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop
the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..
Bon-Bon: Don’t mind me. Just leaving this here. For someone.

Oh kiss my backside, Bon-Bon!

beyoncepatronus:

a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?
some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop
the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..

Bon-Bon: Don’t mind me. Just leaving this here. For someone.

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