You mean Menudo?
This sounds like a packed episode. I wonder how Bon-Bon joining Menudo would impact Mr. Cake forming a boy band.
And I think we all know there’s going to be shenanigans with Sweetie Belle’s new boyfriend meeting me.
1) Alrighty. Let me know how that turns out for you.
2) Well it’s a good thing there’s so much of that on television for you to live vicariously through, huh?
3) Sure! I can do nothing right! Why, if this was Adventure Time, I’d be Princess Nothing!
4) Salut (pronounced salu) is a foreign, informal greeting/valediction usually used between peers or close friends. Salu~t is a text-based visualization of an inflection in speech on the u. This post should help!
5) When I first got this I was a little upset, but now that I look at it again I see it as more of an employer interview parody. Pretty funny!
6) I was born this way!
7) Mmmm… I don’t think so. Comedy parody, sure, but nothing quite like that.
Salu~t, Man From My Past!
If Bon-Bon becomes the Queen of Canterlot, does that make her Ruler of Equestria?
Also, I want a Prius.
What’s a Prius?
1) It’s sort of short, isn’t it? A good start, but a little insubstantial as a finished project.
2) Okay, thanks. What are you defending me form again?
3) I don’t know. I’ve never read any Flash comics. Could you elaborate?
4) Well, a thousand hours is better than a thousand years, right?
… Too soon?
5) The bear has a name.
And I’m not going to discuss the appendages of others no matter how many times it’s asked.
6) Sure. Aisle eleven in the Ponyville grocery store. The cereal aisle!
7) Just watched the first episode. That was crazy! I checked it on Wikipedia before hoof, but I certainly wasn’t expecting that!
1) I completely agree. Unless you have somepony wise and ageless to carry the burden (instead of use it as a tool), no society has any business giving one pony that much power.
2) A black and white world were such a thing can exist.
3) What’s the appeal? It just seems to add negativity and conflict for no reason than to spice things up. What’s the point; what’s at stake?
4) The fiend…
5) I don’t know what you’re talking about. Mostly because everypony gets a cutie mark.
6) No~!- I mean, what porn?
1) Then I’m a very advanced… robot… Whatever all the rest of that stuff you said. It wouldn’t change anything.
2) I need to find out who keeps spreading these rumors.
3) How about I draw a line down your head so it looks like a butt?
4) Cutie mark acquisition has no bearing on sexual development. There is a relative correlation, but it’s only linked to age and the mental maturity that usually comes with it.
5) It sounds to me like you need some help. This is a very special song that somepony sang to me once, and I think it’s just the thing you need to get you back on the right track to life.
6) No I don’t have a fear of peanut butter getting stuck to the roof of my mouth! It’s just annoying!
And I’ve had just bread with butter before; it’s awful! And toast without butter is awful. It’s only when toast and butter combine that something special can form that all can enjoy.
7) Just because I can walk bipedally doesn’t mean I’m walking like a human.
1) No! I mean, I’ve never-… It doesn’t-… It’s not supposed to!
2) No it’s not! Getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth is awful!
And I’m not trying to say you’re the only one that eats their untoasted bread with butter, but there’s no way that everypony does.
Oh, my Cels. I used to know this colt that would just eat a stick of butter like a banana. Freakin’ ew! Is that even filling? What’s the point of that?
3) Goo~d.
4) Salut, Scoota-… Wait a minute… Are you from that same alternate dimension/time fluctuation as Pumpkin and Pound Cake?
5) Da [omitted] is wrong with you?!
6) Sounds very stock market-y, no thanks.
AHHHH~! Okay! Okay! I get it! I get it!
What happened to you? I thought you were supposed to be nice…
(via witchdoctorzecora-deactivated20)
1) It makes you petty and prone to trivial acts of selfishness.
2) Nope. Only played 2 and 3. I heard 1 was really good.
3) I was going to do this joke where I referenced the end of the Powerpuff Girls episode with Beebo (who you only feed once) where at the end The Mayor is all, “Once a day!” And then after being corrected he’s all “Oh, okay- Once in a while!” And then the Professor takes the Beebo and says “You can’t have one.”
But then I stumbled upon this.
4) To be honest, I’d never heard of it before. Seems kinda silly, I know! But just because I’d never heard of it doesn’t mean it isn’t popular. Boscov would probably be the one to ask. He knows things like that.
5) Hold please…
1) Wait, what? Just butter on bread? I thought we were talking about toast. Do you put butter on plain bread?
And why wouldn’t you put the jelly on top? If the peanut butter is on top it’ll get stuck to the roof of your mouth.
2) I work as a substitute aid when I can find a listing. Outside of being sick last week I’ve been at the same school since the year started in this district on the 4th.
4) Fishing for what?
This was the book of the day at the school I’ve been working at.
Couldn’t help but take a picture.
And risk getting butter on your hooves? Well then again, you’re a unicorn…. But eating bread with the butter-side up is the dignified method, and it keeps the bread from falling butter-side down if you drop it.
1) I’m going to unzip your skin and wear you like a little coat.
2) No.
…
No.
3) Rubbed off dead skin. Wouldn’t take a year to get that much between two adult ponies. And since you didn’t specify who’s flesh, they could have got help.
4) I’m sure you’ll be shocked to hear me say no.
5) All you had to do was jump onto the train. I practically rammed it liKE THREE TIMES!
6) So you eat food a certain way on the off chance you’ll drop it? Why not just get a good grip on it and use a napkin?
U-Uh… I mean, that’s the argument I’d expect somepony to bring up anyway.
Trust me, you wouldn’t want to be there. They… They eat their bread butter-side down.
1) Well, despite outward appearances, we can’t live off of sweets alone.
2) It would hurt a lot more to believe something for a long time before finding out the truth, than to learn about it sooner from a friend.
As for Chrysalis, her name was known because the changelings were known. At least by the guard and Princess.
3) Depends on what extremes for each. The nympho thing would probably cause the least trouble, except in the most extreme circumstances.
Let’s just be glad that’s all a load of bunk.
4) I think that’s the guard’s job.
5) It’s the muscles you really gotta watch out for.
6) Absolutely not.
I already tried like twelve times and nothing happened.
7) Urm… W-why don’t we do that again? Isn’t that where the flavor is?
1) Nnnnope.
…
They’re still there. Also, how many more times are we going to do this joke?
2) I don’t, no. Professor Lyra might.
3) The only reason this message is noteworthy in any capacity, is that I just so happened to have been singing the chorus to Then the Morning Comes when I received it. For the first time in like, forever.
Which was kinda creepy.
4) Well. Obviously there are those with stronger feelings about the place than me. I’ve never been myself.
5) No.
In fact, that’s pretty creepy looking. Like something you’d kill somepony with.
I just use levitation to displace the strings.
6) Not that I know of. She was a little upset after that trash thing, but that was months ago.
1) Why, so I can be killed over two ponies I never knew?
Remember that Batmare knew her parents.
2) If it does, it’s not run by ponies.
“And this year’s winner-! A dragon! Again! Because that’s kinda what happens when magic isn’t allowed in a one versus one fight!”
3) It’s not a bone.
4) In a word; overwhelming.
5) A little, though I can explain that.
6) Don’t you American Humans celebrate perseverance or something on 9/11? You can either let tragedy drag you down, or turn it around!
7) I just try to maintain a foal-friendly environment on my website.
I’m different in person, I promise.
Did I say that right? In person?