1) No, John, you are the demons.
And then John was a zombie.
2) You can’t arrest somepony through the ponynet.
3) Are you sure that isn’t just a rodent wearing a mask?
4) She may just be acting out for extra attention, or maybe she has a greater destiny with boxes. You know, like that one guy from that game?
If it persists, then I’d take her to get a checkup.
5) Here’s some information that evidently nopony ever taught you growing up: Sometimes there isn’t a polite way to ask a question, because you were never meant to ask the question.
6) Favorite to look at? Hmm… Lilac? Favorite to eat?
I like mine mashed and with cheese. I’m a little weird.
7) That’s a funny kind of question. I’ve heard her talk a few times, but her voice doesn’t always sound the same. Then again, I’m still not sure what she prefers to be called. I think there may be more than one.
1) Musically, I’m trying to work on a mixture of TiK ToK and Gangnam Style. They aren’t worth just covering because I’d never be able to match the studio quality. But if I mixed them together it would be something more unique! The transitions seem to work in my head, but I want better sound quality on the drums. Trying to do some research on how to acquire that.
Last week I finished playing through the original Front Mission patched into Equestrian. It was interesting to see the mechanics present back then and mentally compare them to 3 and 4. Specifically, I really liked the idea of the supply truck vs the repair backpack found in 4 and on. I’d like to play 2 and 5, but I’m not that good at roms with settings to adjust.
2) I Burned My Dread.
3) Bite me.
4) Lon Lon Ranch, or were you being a Resident Evil 2 zombie?
5) I thought I already was.
6) If a tree falls in a forest and nopony is around, will anypony look for your body?
7) You’re suggesting I show Sweetie Belle, the filly, a R rated horror movie. Not even a scary or suspenseful movie, a horror movie.
No, I don’t believe that’s a good idea, sir.
8) Good evening, Spi-… Oh. Well, Good evening, little dragon!
HELLOOOOOO~ NEW NEIGHBOR!!!
Like I said, Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie.
Where to start.
Answer (and links) after the break.
1) That’s a good question, I guess… I wouldn’t really be the one with the answer to that, though.
2) Press the Red Button. Sun goes down. Time’s up! Let’s play again!
3) Technically, because they mesh (and this part’s important) when not in use. From a human’s perspective, and what you’re probably referring to, because most of the explicit material about us that you’d stumble upon is made by humans.
4) Once or twice. Never a huge deal.
5) Looks like I’m going to be Medusa. Not sure how I’m going to do the snakes, though. Can’t afford to buy a new costume.
6) Considering what this said before I censored it, hopefully the asker will get a kick out of this.
7) Actually, yes! Because my diet isn’t always the best, I take multivitamins.
1) Sorry. Even my imagination has its limits. I can’t even picture that.
2) Context?
3) We’ve been over this, but to clarify, no.
4) I don’t have an opinion.
5) They retract into the body for protection, same as the other stallion “naughty bit.”
6) Nah. Upbeat tune, sure, but the lyrics are a little dark/morbid in places.
This song holds a pretty special place in my heart. Somepony sang it to me once when I was younger, with slightly altered lyrics.
7) Well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves with things that may never happen.
… I think it would be a good day, though.
You mean Menudo?
This sounds like a packed episode. I wonder how Bon-Bon joining Menudo would impact Mr. Cake forming a boy band.
And I think we all know there’s going to be shenanigans with Sweetie Belle’s new boyfriend meeting me.
1) Alrighty. Let me know how that turns out for you.
2) Well it’s a good thing there’s so much of that on television for you to live vicariously through, huh?
3) Sure! I can do nothing right! Why, if this was Adventure Time, I’d be Princess Nothing!
4) Salut (pronounced salu) is a foreign, informal greeting/valediction usually used between peers or close friends. Salu~t is a text-based visualization of an inflection in speech on the u. This post should help!
5) When I first got this I was a little upset, but now that I look at it again I see it as more of an employer interview parody. Pretty funny!
6) I was born this way!
7) Mmmm… I don’t think so. Comedy parody, sure, but nothing quite like that.
Salu~t, Man From My Past!
If Bon-Bon becomes the Queen of Canterlot, does that make her Ruler of Equestria?
Also, I want a Prius.
What’s a Prius?
1) It’s sort of short, isn’t it? A good start, but a little insubstantial as a finished project.
2) Okay, thanks. What are you defending me form again?
3) I don’t know. I’ve never read any Flash comics. Could you elaborate?
4) Well, a thousand hours is better than a thousand years, right?
… Too soon?
5) The bear has a name.
And I’m not going to discuss the appendages of others no matter how many times it’s asked.
6) Sure. Aisle eleven in the Ponyville grocery store. The cereal aisle!
7) Just watched the first episode. That was crazy! I checked it on Wikipedia before hoof, but I certainly wasn’t expecting that!
1) I completely agree. Unless you have somepony wise and ageless to carry the burden (instead of use it as a tool), no society has any business giving one pony that much power.
2) A black and white world were such a thing can exist.
3) What’s the appeal? It just seems to add negativity and conflict for no reason than to spice things up. What’s the point; what’s at stake?
4) The fiend…
5) I don’t know what you’re talking about. Mostly because everypony gets a cutie mark.
6) No~!- I mean, what porn?
1) Then I’m a very advanced… robot… Whatever all the rest of that stuff you said. It wouldn’t change anything.
2) I need to find out who keeps spreading these rumors.
3) How about I draw a line down your head so it looks like a butt?
4) Cutie mark acquisition has no bearing on sexual development. There is a relative correlation, but it’s only linked to age and the mental maturity that usually comes with it.
5) It sounds to me like you need some help. This is a very special song that somepony sang to me once, and I think it’s just the thing you need to get you back on the right track to life.
6) No I don’t have a fear of peanut butter getting stuck to the roof of my mouth! It’s just annoying!
And I’ve had just bread with butter before; it’s awful! And toast without butter is awful. It’s only when toast and butter combine that something special can form that all can enjoy.
7) Just because I can walk bipedally doesn’t mean I’m walking like a human.
1) No! I mean, I’ve never-… It doesn’t-… It’s not supposed to!
2) No it’s not! Getting peanut butter stuck to the roof of your mouth is awful!
And I’m not trying to say you’re the only one that eats their untoasted bread with butter, but there’s no way that everypony does.
Oh, my Cels. I used to know this colt that would just eat a stick of butter like a banana. Freakin’ ew! Is that even filling? What’s the point of that?
3) Goo~d.
4) Salut, Scoota-… Wait a minute… Are you from that same alternate dimension/time fluctuation as Pumpkin and Pound Cake?
5) Da [omitted] is wrong with you?!
6) Sounds very stock market-y, no thanks.
AHHHH~! Okay! Okay! I get it! I get it!
What happened to you? I thought you were supposed to be nice…
(via witchdoctorzecora-deactivated20)
1) It makes you petty and prone to trivial acts of selfishness.
2) Nope. Only played 2 and 3. I heard 1 was really good.
3) I was going to do this joke where I referenced the end of the Powerpuff Girls episode with Beebo (who you only feed once) where at the end The Mayor is all, “Once a day!” And then after being corrected he’s all “Oh, okay- Once in a while!” And then the Professor takes the Beebo and says “You can’t have one.”
But then I stumbled upon this.
4) To be honest, I’d never heard of it before. Seems kinda silly, I know! But just because I’d never heard of it doesn’t mean it isn’t popular. Boscov would probably be the one to ask. He knows things like that.
5) Hold please…
