Ask Lyra

Apr 22

[video]

Apr 16

Bon-Bon: Is that… Granny Smith chasing Trixie?

Lyra: Heh heh, yeah.

Bon-Bon: Shouldn’t we, you know, help her?

Lyra: Mare, if you did something to cheese off Granny Smith that bad, you deserve what’s coming.

Bon-Bon: Hmm… How long has this been going on?

Lyra: Ah like four minutes. Bulk Biceps is out there too.

Bon-Bon: Oh, he’s a big guy.

Lyra: Yeah, that’s the real reason I ain’t goin’ out there.

Bon-Bon: Can’t blame you.

Apr 15

Lyra: You know, just… hanging out with Changelings at a party, eh heh heh… Nothin’ awkward about this…

Bon-Bon: Of course it isn’t! It’s refreshing to spend some time with Changelings and not have to punch them in the face, haha.

Pronotum: Yeah… That really hurt…

Bon-Bon: Oh gosh… You were one of them?

Elytra: One of them?

Lyra: Gettin’ awkward again…

Pronotum: No no. It’s okay. We’re past this. You did you. We did we.

Bon-Bon: Yeah.
Pronotum: Yeah…

Elytra: Seriously though how many Changelings have you punched?

Lyra: Think I’m just gonna…. mosey on home. psst remember to give the password if you want me to unlock the door Ah ha ha! Bye now!

Apr 09

[video]

Apr 05

Finally beat Ula'ula Island! Thoughts after the break:

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Apr 02

sexxi-bbz:

asklyra
replied to your post
“Rather than ask how you, the child of Sexxi-bbz, managed to age to…”
BBZ WE HAD TO REPLACE LIKE HALF THE KITCHEN UTENSILS I WILL HOUND YOU TILL THE MOON TURNS GREEN!
I always wondered who our trophy case was dedicated to….
you should check it out sometime. neat stuff.

[Deep breaths]

I’d ask for them back, but they look mangled…

asklyra asked: Rather than ask how you, the child of Sexxi-bbz, managed to age to maturity so quickly, I'm just going to ask you to remind your gray father about the 5 bits he owes me.

sexxi-bbz: