And I had to keep you in a tight bear hug until security arrived. I’m just thankful there were no young, impressionable foals around to hear what you were saying.
1) Yeah… I didn’t like Harry Potter. I mean, I even read four of the books. I just never got it.
2) Everypony does. Someponies just hide it, or try to tell themselves they don’t mind.
3) I have a pool of character names I pull from, depending on the situation. Sometimes I make some more up, but it takes a while.
4) What? I’m the Wacky Queen! I breathe wacky! Zany too! Tots zany!
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6) The thing about stress is that it doesn’t care what’s bothering you in the physical world. If it has a strong psychological impact, it can be just as damaging to your mind as the stressors accompanied by life-threatening situations. It’s all about mental conditioning, and it’s certainly something that needs to be given much greater attention.
That said, there is a marked difference between losing your iPony and losing the last bit you had saved for dinner.
7) Let’s play a game called List the Fallacies! How many can you spot?!
8) Hey! I’m more aware of my surroundings than that! Even in the heat of the moment, I knew there weren’t any around!
1) I’ll be the first to admit that, in the grand scheme of things, I don’t know jack about music. But if there’s one thing I always remember, it’s to stay away from that hotel.
2) I’m sorry, all I heard was-
3) Some random b-… beautiful young mare, yanked my mane and Krastos had to hold me back.
4) No more hate. No more ponies hurting each other intentionally. Everypony is free to not like one another, but no more violence.
There are certain things that exist in our world that, if removed, eliminate purpose. But wonton violence or fighting over plentiful resources isn’t one of them.
5) Please don’t.
6) There wasn’t any. Not for me, at least.
7) Hub Network just sounds like a system. And Hasbro, a brand. You won’t fool me that easily.
Found one of your little spy cams.
Not a bad shot, but didn’t that logo used to be in the bottom corner?
Edit: Found a bigger one.
(Source: derpibooru.org)
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2) Don’t the bees die when they sting?
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4) Are you?
5) I think Freddie would tip the scale in Equestria’s favor.
Yay Successful holiday celebration! :D
1) I don’t really have a point of reference. Krastos says it went well.
2) He means enough to me that I would never, even if I wasn’t with Krastos.
3) Pretty good!
4) Well, that’s sort of the point. Members of Cue aren’t supposed to be seen. He could have been there all along and you’d have never known it.
5) It was sort of a friend-of-a-friend type deal. I had to at least give him a shot. And he was funny, up until the tongue-on-the-Tootsie part.
And leftovers are not a problem! Leftovers are tomorrow’s breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
6) Thanks for celebrating with us!
Mr. Cake is feeling a little down, so I wanted to share something close to me.
Like the other screenshots I’ve posted, this is from my version of that human game about us. This is where I’ve stood from the time I was level 22 to where I am currently, having just reached 41. Even though we don’t get to talk very much in reality, I get to see him everyday!
I just want you to know that if you ever do leave tumblr, while I’ll respect your decision, I’ll miss you Mr. Cake. You’re my friend and you do mean a lot to me.
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“All up ons”? As in “the ladies will be all up ons”? Can’t say I expected to hear that anytime soon.
1) Thanks! And thanks for coming!
2) It went well, foal-licking aside. Rarity called and had to cancel, and Tootsie’s parents only came to drop her off. They had some sort of high-class party to go to or somethin’. But everything was great and tasted great!
3) I have no idea. I know most of the time they don’t even see one another. B says there’s a few members he’s never met at all.
4) I don’t know what he’d say, but I know what I’d say!
5) Well, more like on top of the situation, but you know, whatevah.
i lose.
To be completely honest I figured something like this would happen. I was pretty surprised you lasted as long as you did!
Now get the [omitted] out of my house.
1) B: You are dumb as a board and twice as entertaining. Too bad boards aren’t entertaining or you’d be in business.
2) B: Hey stupid! It’s the question about the thing!
I haven’t seen it!
B: She hasn’t seen it.
3) B: Got a list here. You, Lyra, Bon-Bon, Krastos, Krastos’ brother Harry, Sweetie Belle, Rarity is marked as a maybe, their parents, Tootsie Flute, her parents, York, Black Strawberry, Fuse Light, and something called a “Sexxi Bby” whatever that is.
B: I won’t be present. Unless I need to be.
4) B: She’ll let you know who actually shows up, I’m sure.
5) B: I’m just helping out while she and the household are busy getting ready. But I do check her account from time to time.
6) B: Hey stupid-!
I said I hadn’t seen it!
B: No, the other one!
That doesn’t have just one definition!
B: She needs more clarification.
B: Oh, and I’m supposed to link this song.
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1) B: I don’t know the first one, but sunrise for the second. Not that she’s ever up early enough to see one.
2) B: Sounds like the opening to a playset commercial.
3) B: Why are you asking?
4) B: And how exactly do you plan to distribute this theoretic blight of boredom?
5) B: That was funny.
6) B: How does she deal with this [omitted] every [omitted] day?
1) Never heard of it.
2) I don’t care? I’m a freakin’ adult; I don’t care what you think.
3) I know this message was sent before the fact, but to reiterate we’ll be starting at 2 instead of 4. I don’t know where my head was at.
No need to help, I don’t think. K-tos is all up ons this one.
4) Not me.
5) Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 2,000 bits.
6) This must be the anthem of Idiopolis, from whence you obviously hail.
1) He’s welcome to believe in cosmic morality, just as I hold nothing against anypony who does. It simplifies things so much. I wish I could still think that way…
2) Oh, you know. General overreaction. Murderous rage-fueled overreaction.
3) He was just a little confused. I was too, though that was quickly replaced with, you know, the murderous rage-fueled overreaction.
4) About the same way I feel about a dragon’s claws.
5) Of course. Pretty much everyday. She was my friend. Still is. I was so excited to see her back. I hope she finds some time to visit again soon.
6) Actually, slight change of scheduling. We’ll start at 2 pm. You can come around at 1. Bring an empty belly!
You’d have to ask Krastos or Bon-Bon. They’re in charge.
7) B was ready to take this seriously right up until the end.
Zach and I recently watched the room, and someone linked us this.
I would totally expect her to do that.
(Source: dcencia.deviantart.com)
