1) B: You are dumb as a board and twice as entertaining. Too bad boards aren’t entertaining or you’d be in business.
2) B: Hey stupid! It’s the question about the thing!
I haven’t seen it!
B: She hasn’t seen it.
3) B: Got a list here. You, Lyra, Bon-Bon, Krastos, Krastos’ brother Harry, Sweetie Belle, Rarity is marked as a maybe, their parents, Tootsie Flute, her parents, York, Black Strawberry, Fuse Light, and something called a “Sexxi Bby” whatever that is.
B: I won’t be present. Unless I need to be.
4) B: She’ll let you know who actually shows up, I’m sure.
5) B: I’m just helping out while she and the household are busy getting ready. But I do check her account from time to time.
6) B: Hey stupid-!
I said I hadn’t seen it!
B: No, the other one!
That doesn’t have just one definition!
B: She needs more clarification.
B: Oh, and I’m supposed to link this song.
[video]
1) B: I don’t know the first one, but sunrise for the second. Not that she’s ever up early enough to see one.
2) B: Sounds like the opening to a playset commercial.
3) B: Why are you asking?
4) B: And how exactly do you plan to distribute this theoretic blight of boredom?
5) B: That was funny.
6) B: How does she deal with this [omitted] every [omitted] day?
1) Never heard of it.
2) I don’t care? I’m a freakin’ adult; I don’t care what you think.
3) I know this message was sent before the fact, but to reiterate we’ll be starting at 2 instead of 4. I don’t know where my head was at.
No need to help, I don’t think. K-tos is all up ons this one.
4) Not me.
5) Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 2,000 bits.
6) This must be the anthem of Idiopolis, from whence you obviously hail.
1) He’s welcome to believe in cosmic morality, just as I hold nothing against anypony who does. It simplifies things so much. I wish I could still think that way…
2) Oh, you know. General overreaction. Murderous rage-fueled overreaction.
3) He was just a little confused. I was too, though that was quickly replaced with, you know, the murderous rage-fueled overreaction.
4) About the same way I feel about a dragon’s claws.
5) Of course. Pretty much everyday. She was my friend. Still is. I was so excited to see her back. I hope she finds some time to visit again soon.
6) Actually, slight change of scheduling. We’ll start at 2 pm. You can come around at 1. Bring an empty belly!
You’d have to ask Krastos or Bon-Bon. They’re in charge.
7) B was ready to take this seriously right up until the end.
Zach and I recently watched the room, and someone linked us this.
I would totally expect her to do that.
(Source: dcencia.deviantart.com)
1) You playin’ State of Emergency or somethin’?
2) Maybe, but I wield a magic sward.
3) Like a half-baked anime.
4) No, but we can spin them around like a drill and pop blocks.
5) Can you give me a point of reference?
6) Always nice to hear from you!
7) If I say no, you wouldn’t believe me. If I said yes, you’d take it as an admission.
So if it doesn’t matter what I say, why speak at all?
Tofurkey is a substitute for turkey made out of tofu. It’s pretty good, at least in my opinion, though I never ate regular turkey.
I will bring cornmeal. Turkey flavored tofu. Sweet corn meal is my favorite.
1) W-Why would you make something that’s supposed to emulate meat?
2) It’s… It’s shaped like a turkey too? Why? Why would anypony do that? That’s morbid and awful! I mean, I understand if you did it in the past, but why aren’t any ponies outraged at this?
3) You will not. We will have a traditional Equestrian Thanksgiving celebrating the last major harvest of the season. Not glorifying the culling of animals for meat!
Speaking of Thanksgiving, can I help with the meal again this year? I want to try out all the recipes in this Thanksgiving cook book, and I figure this would be a perfect opportunity. We just need to invite enough ponies to eat all of it.
1) Certainly! Krastos has even wanted to make sure they’ll be enough mouths for all the food!
2) Good. You’ll have to tell me about it sometime.
And not slap your own side.
3) Huh. I’m sure it’s a fine movie. I’ll probably watch it at some point. Just not going out of my way over it.
4) Nope. Don’t have time.
And to be honest, I’ve only heard a few songs by him.
5) What in Equestria is a tofurkey? And I’d rather you didn’t bring fish. We’re supposed to be celebrating the harvesting of crops, not animals.
6) Oh my. Whatever shall I do with all of these Apple Cinnamon Nutri-Grain Bars?
7) I… I’m not sure if that’s even okay for me to post. Sorry. I’m erring on the side of caution.
But the answer is, uncomfortable. It makes me feel very uncomfortable.
8) Got one more invitee!
I’ll Kill her!
YOU OP, HOMEBREWED MOTHER [omitted]!
… sleep over party?
1) You must be beautiful on the inside first, silly!
Then just turn yourself inside out.
2) As you wish.
3) Jedis are grody. R2 units are where it’s at.
4) Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nasty!
5) What are you even talking about? It’s just a tumblr about a pony.
6) A fate worse than the DMV.
Which is why there isn’t one in Equestria!
7) Do you just expect us to have a collective conscious or something? I’ve never seen Hoof of the North Star. Somepony else probably has.
8) Your Thanksgiving privileges can be revoked, Strawberry.
(Source: oemilythepenguino.deviantart.com)
[video]
Personally, I’d like to go there to try their cuisine.
1) Uh… What? Not that I-… I mean I don’t just sit and study the library or anything. How would I know?
2) If you show up before 4 PM I will pelt you with Apple Cinnamon Nutri-grain bars.
… That… That joke will make a lot more sense in a day or two.
3) Of course! Lay it down, yo!
4) Sure. Johnny does.
5) Not really.
Watch that like five times and you’ll be all caught up.
6) Okay.
7) I’ve been informed in the past about the unfortunate event.
8) Different strokes, I suppose.
With regards to this, my game is finally linking to the Gameloft friend servers (I play on a Manedroid). So now I can send treasures and gifts and stuff! Still there listed as AskLyra if you want to friend me!
