Ask Lyra

Nov 21

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1) B: I don’t know the first one, but sunrise for the second. Not that she’s ever up early enough to see one.

2) B: Sounds like the opening to a playset commercial.

3) B: Why are you asking?

4) B: And how exactly do you plan to distribute this theoretic blight of boredom?

5) B: That was funny.

6) B: How does she deal with this [omitted] every [omitted] day?

Nov 20

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1) Never heard of it.

2) I don’t care? I’m a freakin’ adult; I don’t care what you think.

3) I know this message was sent before the fact, but to reiterate we’ll be starting at 2 instead of 4. I don’t know where my head was at.

No need to help, I don’t think. K-tos is all up ons this one.

4) Not me.

5) Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 2,000 bits.

6) This must be the anthem of Idiopolis, from whence you obviously hail.

7) Okay. That sounds nice.

Nov 19

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1) He’s welcome to believe in cosmic morality, just as I hold nothing against anypony who does. It simplifies things so much. I wish I could still think that way…

2) Oh, you know. General overreaction. Murderous rage-fueled overreaction.

3) He was just a little confused. I was too, though that was quickly replaced with, you know, the murderous rage-fueled overreaction.

4) About the same way I feel about a dragon’s claws.

5) Of course. Pretty much everyday. She was my friend. Still is. I was so excited to see her back. I hope she finds some time to visit again soon.

6) Actually, slight change of scheduling. We’ll start at 2 pm. You can come around at 1. Bring an empty belly!

You’d have to ask Krastos or Bon-Bon. They’re in charge.

7) B was ready to take this seriously right up until the end.

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Zach and I recently watched the room, and someone linked us this.

I would totally expect her to do that.

(Source: dcencia.deviantart.com)

Nov 18

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1) You playin’ State of Emergency or somethin’?

2) Maybe, but I wield a magic sward.

3) Like a half-baked anime.

4) No, but we can spin them around like a drill and pop blocks.

5) Can you give me a point of reference?

6) Always nice to hear from you!

7) If I say no, you wouldn’t believe me. If I said yes, you’d take it as an admission.

So if it doesn’t matter what I say, why speak at all?

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krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: krastosthegluemaker replied to your post:…
Tofurkey is a substitute for turkey made out of tofu. It’s pretty good, at least in my opinion, though I never ate regular turkey.

theblackstrawberry replied to your post: krastosthegluemaker replied to your post:…
I will bring cornmeal. Turkey flavored tofu. Sweet corn meal is my favorite.

1) W-Why would you make something that’s supposed to emulate meat?

2) It’s… It’s shaped like a turkey too? Why? Why would anypony do that? That’s morbid and awful! I mean, I understand if you did it in the past, but why aren’t any ponies outraged at this?

3) You will not. We will have a traditional Equestrian Thanksgiving celebrating the last major harvest of the season. Not glorifying the culling of animals for meat!

Nov 17

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krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: theblackstrawberry replied to your post:…
Speaking of Thanksgiving, can I help with the meal again this year? I want to try out all the recipes in this Thanksgiving cook book, and I figure this would be a perfect opportunity. We just need to invite enough ponies to eat all of it.

1) Certainly! Krastos has even wanted to make sure they’ll be enough mouths for all the food!

2) Good. You’ll have to tell me about it sometime.

And not slap your own side.

3) Huh. I’m sure it’s a fine movie. I’ll probably watch it at some point. Just not going out of my way over it.

4) Nope. Don’t have time.

And to be honest, I’ve only heard a few songs by him.

5) What in Equestria is a tofurkey? And I’d rather you didn’t bring fish. We’re supposed to be celebrating the harvesting of crops, not animals.

6) Oh my. Whatever shall I do with all of these Apple Cinnamon Nutri-Grain Bars?

And that’s a brick joke.

7) I… I’m not sure if that’s even okay for me to post. Sorry. I’m erring on the side of caution.

But the answer is, uncomfortable. It makes me feel very uncomfortable.

8) Got one more invitee!

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I’ll Kill her!

PINKIE PI~E!

YOU OP, HOMEBREWED MOTHER [omitted]!

Nov 16

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theblackstrawberry replied to your post: agentcoffeeseer replied to your post: Might be…
… sleep over party?

1) You must be beautiful on the inside first, silly!

Then just turn yourself inside out.

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2) As you wish.

3) Jedis are grody. R2 units are where it’s at.

4) Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nasty!

5) What are you even talking about? It’s just a tumblr about a pony.

6) A fate worse than the DMV.

Which is why there isn’t one in Equestria!

7) Do you just expect us to have a collective conscious or something? I’ve never seen Hoof of the North Star. Somepony else probably has.

8) Your Thanksgiving privileges can be revoked, Strawberry.

(Source: oemilythepenguino.deviantart.com)

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Nov 15

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agentcoffeeseer replied to your post: Might be interesting for historical aspects, but…
Personally, I’d like to go there to try their cuisine.

1) Uh… What? Not that I-… I mean I don’t just sit and study the library or anything. How would I know?

2) If you show up before 4 PM I will pelt you with Apple Cinnamon Nutri-grain bars.

… That… That joke will make a lot more sense in a day or two.

3) Of course! Lay it down, yo!

4) Sure. Johnny does.

5) Not really.

Watch that like five times and you’ll be all caught up.

6) Okay.

7) I’ve been informed in the past about the unfortunate event.

8) Different strokes, I suppose.

With regards to this, my game is finally linking to the Gameloft friend servers (I play on a Manedroid). So now I can send treasures and gifts and stuff! Still there listed as AskLyra if you want to friend me!

With regards to this, my game is finally linking to the Gameloft friend servers (I play on a Manedroid). So now I can send treasures and gifts and stuff! Still there listed as AskLyra if you want to friend me!

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Might be interesting for historical aspects, but I’m not really a history mare.

I’d like to read some about magic from their age. I’ve heard they had access to magics that fell out of favor centuries ago, or were outlawed for one reason or another.

See, earth ponies historically shunned magic. Crystal ponies didn’t. They found ways to access it through enchantments and magically-infused objects, of their own design, without unicorn aid. Largely antiquated compared to what unicorns can do today, but incredible for it’s time.

With the crystal ponies return and modern day practices, it’s possible we may see a resurgence and expansion of those ancient techniques. Depending on how integration and regulation pans out, we may be on the cusp of the next magical age.

Nov 14

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krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: 1) Some kind of ranger show reference, isn’t it? …
Eh… The Village Ponies’ original was better than the Pet Shop Boys’ cover in my opinion. youtube.com/watch?v…

showtimerider replied to your post: 1) Some kind of ranger show reference, isn’t it? …
I believe “go turbo” may be referencing Wreck-It Ralph.

1) Didn’t we already do this?

2) Not that I know of. Cost of living isn’t that high.

3) I never did give permission for that. Just walking down the street and wind up in a porno.

4) Wouldn’t less/zero gravity lead to muscle atrophy? And if you create some sort of artificial gravity, what was the point of leaving?

5) What’s musical taste have to do with anything? For that matter, The Village Ponies were one of the great musical forces of their time!

6) Like being in direct contact with some underworldly demon.

7) I thought that sounded familiar!

8) Oh. Not that interested in the movie, to be honest. Just sounds like a business pandering to a select demographic that always feels unappreciated and underrepresented.