Ask Lyra

Jan 26

“ Hey. It’s me. I already had in mind to draw you for 2 days, and now here it is! Heh, thanks for being an awesome friend, we should talk more often. :)
Now in few less words: Enjoy your drawing! :3
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Thanks, Rainbow! This looks great! Heading out to...

Hey. It’s me. I already had in mind to draw you for 2 days, and now here it is! Heh, thanks for being an awesome friend, we should talk more often. :)

Now in few less words: Enjoy your drawing! :3

Thanks, Rainbow! This looks great! Heading out to go ice skating with Krastos now, but I’ll try to catch up with you later! Take care!

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If dare ye to question,
Then an answer I’ll yield.
Our destination be westward,
To a place long concealed.

‘Neath the frigid isle of Midday,
Where the sun too long shines.
Lies a cove left unseen,
By all her shorelines.

But were an educated diver
To descend through the deep.
Then the booty does lie,
In that flooded old keep.

Now to the engines you knave,
You salty, swollen mass.
If somepony gets that treasure first…
I’ll Keelhaul your [omitted]!

(Source: cresentbladedbrony.deviantart.com)

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1) Okay. So this one time I was watching somepony else play Deus Ex: Invisible War, and he was dragging somepony’s body around and decided to put them in a burning trashcan. Well, something in the physics bugged (very common back then) when he did it, and the trashcan slowly tilted backward… Then lurched forward and flung the body through the air, ragdolling and on fire, off into the distance!

But that wasn’t the end. About an hour later he stumbles upon the wreckage of a huge robot with a burning corpse smack dab in the middle of it. We all busted out laughing!

2) How about we not talk about that?

3) Sounds like I was right to avoid it. I don’t like horror anything.

4) Close enough.

5) “Who writes this [omitted]?”

6) Remember that one bathroom scene from Liar Liar (mild language)? Basically that.

Jan 25

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1) Here.

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2) Colonel, I thought you said this was a peacekeeping operation. What am I supposed to do with explosives?

3) Don’t you remember Mario 1 through 64? He tried! It didn’t work! He just keeps coming back! After that many times I’d give up on finishing him off too.

4) I’m more interested in human culture and how it relates to the hand, if anything. A minotaur has hands too, you know. One finger less, but pretty close.

5) I like using the peace-offering.

6) Bon-Bon is good! Focusing on getting things in order in her life. Tumblr is just a website, after all.

7) You know! That one thing we all have in common!

Our coats! We all have the same coat color! So I guess we’d…

… I think I see your point.

(Source: equestria-election.deviantart.com)

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1) If I’m being completely honest, I don’t think she much cares for you.

2) I believe I said something to that effect word-for-word once before.

3) The what-of-where now?

4) Want me to just start dropping random, unsourced lines and see how you like it?

5) I wouldn’t know for certain. You could try asking Krastos, but I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t answer.

You know, because it’s less than none of your business.

6) Sounds like a lot of lessons cropped up in rapid succession. You don’t suppose they were linked, do you?

7) I can’t imagine why you were jumped.

Wait, what was that part about Sweet Apple Acres flooding twice?

Jan 23

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1) And I won’t.

2) I’m so terribly surprised that somepony went there after I used the word benefit. That’s never happened before!

3) Why can’t it be good company? Or delightful company? I’d love some delightful company!

4) No thank you.

5) Not bad. I feel it could be better. But I think I’ve realized why I tend to shy away from human Japanese rock. They seem to place a greater importance on the vocalist, such to the point that it overshadows the rest of the sound while the lead is singing. Nothing wrong with that, just not my preference.

6) Certainly! Then again Scribblenauts isn’t the most difficult game out there.

7) Did you know that neither select nor start was originally part of the code? Select was just how you changed Contra to two player, and Start was how you began the game.

8) Right. Sorry.

9) I’ve never found anything on The Onion funny out of every time I’ve been linked there. I’m not sayin’. I’m just sayin’. Know what I’m sayin’, saiyan?

Jan 22

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!1) What are you talking about? Where’s your sources?

2) If I’m judging a book by its cover, which I’d have to do in order to answer without already having watched it, I’d say no.

3) Create? Definitely not. Join? I can’t imagine being invited.

4) Artistic representations; though I suppose one of the other Lyra’s might have.

5) Are you serious? The barrel, duh! Only took me three or four tries on that train mission. But that barrel… Of course, this was another fun one.

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6) Of course! Right! Yeah.

7) Is… Is that wrong? I mean, I took care of her for over a year. Now all I have left of her is her dog.

Her parents didn’t want Simple.

8) Actually, no. Her parents live on the other side of town, closer to Rarity. It’s not like it’s out of walking distance or anything! Just, you know… further away than you’d go without having a specific reason to…

I have… well, news. It’s not bad news. It’s good news! Well… Yeah.

I met with Sweetie Belle’s parents today and they’ve decided they’d rather look after her themselves. The time they spent with her while she was sick showed them how important she was to them and they’ll be traveling a lot less. Which is good! This is everything Sweetie needed in her life and more! I mean, I’ll miss her of course. But… This is good for her…

I’ll still see her, just you know, not as often.

Anyway, I…

That’s all.

Jan 21

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1) Employed full time with benefits.

2) I suppose it would depend more on the size of the country and the disposition of its natives.

3) Well, thanks. I try to be.

4) Can you have a best meme? When a meme is too good it becomes so wide spread it eventually just winds up annoying due to overexposure.

Pretty sure the worst was and is “the cake is a lie.” The lemon thing following close behind. You ponies drive things so far into the ground that I’ve no doubt you could ruin chocolate.

5) Half past never.

6) Just what I always wanted!

GET OVER HERE!

7) The satirical stage performance or did you just mean in general?

Jan 20

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1) Is that pre or post Tiger Blood?

2) You know, it’s funny. Bon-Bon told me just last night about that really being an RC plane.

3) This image search turned out better than I hoped.

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4) Yeah, I heard that was getting a remake too.

5) Why would I want to? You’re not hurting anything. I’d rather not be told about it, is all.

6) Royalty has to look royal. When you publicly display normality you lose some of your authority.

7)

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Jan 19

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1) Pfft. Right. The rumors some ponies spread, I swear.

2) Nah. A true demon walks it off.

Speaking of which, I had the day off because of snow yesterday and finished Nocturne on hard mode- true demon ending! Lucifer gave me a scare a few times! I didn’t know he could remove buffs and debuffs!

3) It’s probably for the best.

4) Full circle!

5) A link to the picture and track! When I first read the message, I though it said melody instead of medley and was a little confused. Thanks, though!

“   Stay cool.
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Thank you! And thanks for this too!

Stay cool.

Thank you! And thanks for this too!

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1) My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire!

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2) If you feel the need to label something so strongly, keep it to yourself. I am who I am and I never asked for my life to be categorized.

3) No, but I remember that commercial!

4) ke ke ke ke ke!

5) I have no idea what you accidentally this time.

6) Let me break it down for you.

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Jan 18

Ask Bon-Bon!: There might not be another post here. Ever. Maybe. -

askbon-bon:

Sorry, guys. Over the past year, I just sorta got bored with MLP in general. I shouldn’t have promised a return in August or whatever month I said it was. It was inconsiderate of me. I was honestly planning on coming back, but when it came down to it, I couldn’t find the inspiration to continue. I…

That’s okay, Bon-Bon! See you around the house! Best wishes, as always!

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