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April 2017

Bon-Bon: I can’t believe you didn’t want to go to the art exhibition.

Lyra: I can’t believe Princess Flurry Heart buried herself in a mound of stuffed animals. You’d think the future heir to the Crystal Empire would have guards with her, like, 24/7.

Bon-Bon: Don’t change the subject, I thought you loved art!

Lyra: Come to think of it, does Cadance need an heir? She’s a pegasus-turned-alicorn. Is she immortal? I always just kinda assumed Twilight isn’t.

Bon-Bon: Lyra!

Lyra: Whaaat? The exhibit? It’s just a bunch of minimalist post-modern crap anyway. Art is all up to interpretation, but it still has to have substance. It’s nothing more than a bunch of hacks trying to get famous.

Bon-Bon: Well that’s rude. I had a good time.

Lyra: They serve food there?

Bon-Bon: No.
Lyra: Garbage!

Apr 26, 2017 5 notes
#bonbon #art #garbage #Storytime
You don't have to answer this today, seems like you've done a lot. But what is it about prime numbers that require a set of rules that 1 has to be excluded for?

I think if I try to draw an answer to this one my hand will fall off. Besides, Braeburn is twirling his lasso again. So text it is!

One reason that comes up more often than you might think is the following theorem, sometimes called the ‘Fundamental Theorem of Arithmetic” by people who like to give things over-dramatic names. 

Theorem. Every positive whole number can be written as a product of prime numbers in a unique way.

So for instance 42 = 2x3x7 and there’s no other way to write this as a product of primes. That simply isn’t true if you allow 1 to be a prime- 42= 1x2x3x7=1x1x2x3x7….

That’s just one example, but as I say it crops up a lot. 

Apr 23, 2017 12 notes
#kinda had a lot going on back then
Apr 22, 2017 31 notes
#that's right lyra #folks talkin' over your head? just quote a song
Listen

kazoo-goddess:

redpyros:

kazoo-goddess:

if only you used your powers for good instead of evil

I’m sorry but my only power is sand

I’ve seen this a few times, but the reason I always listen to it is because at first it sounds like an edit of some cover you’ve never heard before. But then you reach the end and realize “Oh gosh! This was legit! Musicians with actual talent sat down and did this for real!“

Apr 16, 2017 128,631 notes
#music humor

Bon-Bon: Is that… Granny Smith chasing Trixie?

Lyra: Heh heh, yeah.

Bon-Bon: Shouldn’t we, you know, help her?

Lyra: Mare, if you did something to cheese off Granny Smith that bad, you deserve what’s coming.

Bon-Bon: Hmm… How long has this been going on?

Lyra: Ah like four minutes. Bulk Biceps is out there too.

Bon-Bon: Oh, he’s a big guy.

Lyra: Yeah, that’s the real reason I ain’t goin’ out there.

Bon-Bon: Can’t blame you.

Apr 16, 2017 3 notes
#bonbon #notice how nopony came to help #nopony was even on the streets #i'm a brave mare but i know better than to stand in front of a great white freight train #Storytime

Lyra: You know, just… hanging out with Changelings at a party, eh heh heh… Nothin’ awkward about this…

Bon-Bon: Of course it isn’t! It’s refreshing to spend some time with Changelings and not have to punch them in the face, haha.

Pronotum: Yeah… That really hurt…

Bon-Bon: Oh gosh… You were one of them?

Elytra: One of them?

Lyra: Gettin’ awkward again…

Pronotum: No no. It’s okay. We’re past this. You did you. We did we.

Bon-Bon: Yeah.
Pronotum: Yeah…

Elytra: Seriously though how many Changelings have you punched?

Lyra: Think I’m just gonna…. mosey on home. psst remember to give the password if you want me to unlock the door Ah ha ha! Bye now!

Apr 15, 2017 15 notes
#bonbon #changeling #Pronotum #Elytra #awkward #gettin' the hay outta dodge #Holy crap though that was a strong start to the new season #Storytime
Apr 9, 2017 134,816 notes
#magic

Finally beat Ula'ula Island! Thoughts after the break:

Keep reading

Apr 5, 2017 1 note
#pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #i don't think i spoiled anything but just in case #spoilers

sexxi-bbz:

asklyra

replied to your post

“Rather than ask how you, the child of Sexxi-bbz, managed to age to…”

BBZ WE HAD TO REPLACE LIKE HALF THE KITCHEN UTENSILS I WILL HOUND YOU TILL THE MOON TURNS GREEN!

I always wondered who our trophy case was dedicated to….

you should check it out sometime. neat stuff.

[Deep breaths]

I’d ask for them back, but they look mangled…

Apr 2, 2017 4 notes
#i'll get you bbz #but not your little dog too #because that would be taking my frustrations out on someone that doesn't deserve it #and my therapist says that's wrong #gift #Thanks! #Thank You #yeah thank you for STEALING OUR UTENSILS BY JAMMING THEM INTO YOUR FACE
Rather than ask how you, the child of Sexxi-bbz, managed to age to maturity so quickly, I'm just going to ask you to remind your gray father about the 5 bits he owes me.
Apr 2, 2017 4 notes
#You will pay me those 5 bits or I will take them out of your TONGUE! #gift #Thanks! #Thank You #No I didn't do anything for April Fools this year #Sorry
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