Ask Lyra
Month
Bon-Bon: Too far, Lyra! Too far!
Lyra: Oh and the honey from the shower faucet was perfectly fine!
Bon-Bon: That was brief! I can’t sit on the toilet all day! I have work to do!
Lyra: It’s Saturday and the slower half of the year, don’t give me that crap.
Bon-Bon: Oh you’re going to get something when this passes!
Lyra: Just remember to flush every so often! HA! HA! HA!
you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.
Blocked
Lyra: So I had just finished eating a cookie and I had to sneeze. So I sneezed through my mouth and I looked in the napkin and there was this bright crimson red and for just a moment I was all “Oh no! Bon-Bon’s killed me!“ And then I remembered it was a red velvet cookie I ate.
Bon-Bon: Geez, Lyra. It’s just a prank war. Nothing to lose your head over. By the way, you may want to forgo showering for the foreseeable future.
Lyra: Oh yeah? How about I just use your shower? Hmm? Checkmate!
[Pause]
Bon-Bon: Couldn’t lead her along any easier if you gave me a leash.
a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?
some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop
the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..
Bon-Bon: Don’t mind me. Just leaving this here. For someone.
Oh kiss my backside, Bon-Bon!
a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: she’s on her phone…….. our data shows that she’s got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phone………. double check her browser?
some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* she’s definitely got tumblr open on her laptop
the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phone…..
Bon-Bon: Don’t mind me. Just leaving this here. For someone.
Silly goose, you already drew me one of the coolest pictures ever, remember?
http://camo-pony.tumblr.com/post/116792066451/can-you-do-lyra-as-a-covert-operative-just-the
Just beat Alaka island! Thoughts after the break:
Sometimes, the timing of something is just perfect. This message is one of those times.
As ever, thanks for the kind messages everyone!
1) That’s great! I keep forgetting that story was based on true events.
It sounds like, due to increased funding caused by the success of the Hamilton musical, that the organization has been able to expand its reach by a considerable margin! I couldn’t be happier for them!
2) Here in the magical land of Equestria, pineapple is a staple pizza topping. Proclaiming your disdain for the spiky shelled fruit is to alienate yourself in the greater Equestrian social sphere and, depending on the position held, could go as far as resulting in career suicide.
Not really, of course. That’s complete nonsense. I mean, who cares right?
As for me, it’s alright. I wouldn’t order it, but it wouldn’t stop me from eating a slice either.
me: *makes a joke on a mutual’s post* heh heh THIS’ll give em a chortle
me after a minute without them acknowledging it: oh my god im a [redacted] fraud piece of [redacted] im not funny im a disgrace in [redacted] form why do i even have followers
mutual: *likes and reblogs, adding “SNDHISBGNDSBBNLJG” or “[redacted]” or something like that to the tags*
me: *in a deep, empowered, big-[redacted] voice that splits the continent in half and reveals a massive trove of gems and jewels that enhance the earth’s splendor immeasurably*
My name is Funnymandias, king of jokes:
Look on my blog, ye Mighty, and despair!
