Ask Lyra
Month
Lyra: Holy [omitted], Bon-Bon. I mean… Holy [omitted], Bon-Bon!
Bon-Bon: I didn’t think they’d be paying both of us separately…
Lyra: I mean, we’re still in debt-
Bon-Bon: Obviously.
Lyra: But a few more of these and we won’t be!
Bon-Bon: Lyra, money does not just appear out of thin air. Ponies can’t know about this. It has to be… normal. Gradual.
Lyra: Which means we need some kind of cover for how we got this. O-or are getting these! This is fantastic! When’s our next assignment?!
Bon-Bon: You’ll know when I know.
1) Oh certainly. I just wasn’t expecting it.
2) Me too! Being able to reply more than once is great! Not worth the wait, of course, but nothing could have been.
Also that can’t happen.
3) I don’t really miss it much. Only when a new episode of something rolls around. Not really worth the cost.
1) Lyra: We do! We just don’t have cable anymore.
Bon-Bon: It was an unnecessary expense.
3) Thank you! I’m just so happy to hear people liked it!
Sometimes I feel like more than myself.
Can one be two?
Lyra: … to… ert Agent Furlong immediately! There’s no way we can do this alone!
Bon-Bon: That’s… That’s not true. I could take a changling alone. Out here, with nopony around? And with how obviously it was Cripsy- we’d have been dealing with a fool. It would have been easy. Barely even worth reporting. … But her? Hiding in the light? Talk of the town? If we even tried to take them down the whole of Appleloosa would come to their defense. This one’s good. Too good.
[Hoofsteps] [Static]
Bon-Bon: Message to Agent Furlong. Are… ou…
[Heavy static]
Thanks! Had a Pinkie Pie party (because of course I did), where I had candy and strawberry ice cream cake (nommy)!
Then Bon-Bon, Tootsie and I all went out to dinner! And I got some new headphones! And Pikmin 3!
I also got to meet Twi- Princess Twilight’s new student, Starlight Glimmer, at the party. She seems nice! I wonder what Twilight’s teaching her?
Thanks for asking!
And here’s something a little less April Foolsy.
Finished my run through of Pokemon Yellow last night when I got the last TM. Now I have all the tools ready for Sun/Moon, including a Mew with Soft-Boiled.
Anyway here’s Rocket Hideout.
Fluttershy: It seems kind of silly and funny at first, then it got darker and darker…
Fluttershy: I… uh… didn’t finish it…
Fluttershy: Sorry.
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P. Luna: From the future?! This is most serious, Lyra. We must get to the bottom of this post-haste! Tis a shame such a dreadful occurrence would fall upon this day of merriment.
Lyra: I don’t think you understand, your highness.
P. Luna: Have you the benefit of knowledge on this subject? Please, enlighten us as to the nature of this dash- is it of the Rainbow variety? And upon what am I to withhold our voice upon so as to avoid its “eyesore”?
Lyra: I our?
P. Luna: Eye hour? I-We said… Oh… Heh heh heh.
Lyra: You’re a-
P. Luna: Hahaha!
Lyra: You’re breaking character your majesty!
P. Luna: AH HAHAHAHAHA!
Lyra: Hahaha!
P. Luna: Oh I so love participating in this every year! So much fun to overact!
Lyra: And I love having you here! Thank you so much for flying out here every year!
P. Luna: Wouldn’t miss it for the world!
Muffins: Yes! It is I, Lyra Unicorn-!
Lyra: No M. It says who you-
Muffins: And I absolutely love humans! I would never give up on my search and study to prove they exist-! And possibly become one. It is my passion in life that completely ignores my cutie mark. I also love to sit on benches and walk on my hindlegs! I do it all the time and they are integral parts of what makes me, me! I have nearly no noticeable interest in music and sometimes wear a hoodie and pretend nopony knows who I am! I’d love to go party with you, but I have to slip past my girlfriend Bon-Bon, who I am only depicted arguing with, and go emulate humans to a maddening, obsessive degree- for no explainable reason!
Muffins: How was that?
Lyra: That was great, MH. Thanks for coming!
Muffins: Of course! I love to help!
