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February 2016

asksirlintalot:

Gather ‘round, scribes, as your minstrel takes center stage once more!

Tonight we go way back. Dark ages? Antiquity? How’s prehistory suit you? I’m talking history before history.

Our greatest of ancestors communed in pictures, not word. A bird! A bunny! A bond. Time passed; our messages grew more complex. Safety! Danger! Love.

Day came for a revolution in our evolution! Did it take the form of a cupcake? A sunflower? I say neigh! Sounds from symbols? Symbols form words? A inconceivable brilliance matched only by the light that guides our quills!

Speak her name! A name so magnificent as to match our greatest tool!

Speak her name! Bringer and ender of peace and war both!

Speak her name! Who brought history when there was naught?!

Our first! Our best! Speak her name!!

PEN!
PEN!
PEN!

We have a job to do, scribes! Without us there would be no Botony! No Gastronomy! Are we going to let a weed or a crock erase our history?!

NEIGH!

Language was our gift of love! We perfected it! And by our Pen we will guide the ignorant from the margin into our body!

Pen To Paper!

PEN TO PAPER!

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[ Woaaaah! Super cool and inspiring! thanks yee lyra ^u^]

Wow. Alternate dimension me is kinda intense.

Feb 28, 2016 9 notes
#A War of Love event

memelovingbot:

you [redacted] up a perfectly good doge, that’s what you did. look at it. it’s got updog

Lyra: Bon-Bon, read this.

Bon-Bon: Alright… What’s updog?
Lyra: [Gasp]!
Bon-Bon: No!
Lyra: Bon-Bon!
Bon-Bon: NO!
Lyra: Bon-BON!
Bon-Bon: That didn’t happen!
Lyra: I can’t believe it!
Bon-Bon: Shut-up, Lyra!
Lyra: You really wanna know?!
Bon-Bon: SHUT-UP!
Lyra: It’s like you’re beggin’ for it!
Bon-Bon: I’m leaving!
Lyra: AH-hahahahahaha~!

Feb 28, 2016 495 notes
#bonbon #updog

Spent about an hour looking for some answers regarding the 3DS versions of Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow before I did anything, so I figured I’d reveal what I found out.

Yes, you can do both the Missingno. and Mew glitches.

But, you cannot currently connect to PokeBank with R/B/Y. No one knows if you’ll be able to transfer anything generated by these glitches over.

You can still get a low level Mew to play around with in R/B/Y, but you might not be able to trade it into PokeBank/future generations.

Feb 28, 2016 22 notes
#pokemon #mew glitch #red blue yellow #missingno. #pokebank #games

1) Uh, no? Yeah no.

I mean I could maybe use some more exercise. But you can take your diet and drizzle some hot chocolate on it.

2) W-… Mount Olympus? Evidently I missed a conversation. I’ve never even heard of that.

I’m gonna say no, but I don’t really know. I don’t see Rainbow Dash everyday.

3) STOP IT! Okay, new club rule: From now on I am the only one who can say the word AGENDA. [DUN DUN DUUUUN]

Feb 27, 2016 1 note
#Mount Olympus? seems to be missing a horse-pun #Questions are all caught up for now!
Feb 27, 2016 9 notes

Bon-Bon: Lyra what is that?

Lyra: Our new bar chair.

Bon-Bon: No it’s not.

Lyra: On come on, Bon-Bon. You gotta give it a chance!

Bon-Bon: No I don’t.

Lyra: Please don’t make me take it back.

Bon-Bon: Lyra…

Lyra: She was crying, Bon-Bon, you don’t understand.

Feb 26, 2016 12 notes
#the chair
Feb 26, 2016 271 notes
#gift #Thanks! #Thank You #the chair #this is your fault lyra #ruined a perfectly good pony is what you did #look at her she's got anxiety

Game-wise is a little difficult as you kinda have most of the games I’d recommend. At least as far as Steam goes. So if you can [ahem] find some way to acquire them…

Ogre Battle: MotBQ and Ogre Battle: PoLC - Jam-packed with content. We’re talking customizable armies, equipment, classes, unlockable characters, alignment system with consequences (actually makes the game harder if you’re a good guy), multiple endings. A little thick; you’ll probably want to read a little about the game’s mechanics before you start. Both available on VC!

Front Mission 3 - 1, 2, and 4 are alright (I never played 5), but 3 is the most streamlined without limiting your customization tremendously. Plus it has 2 completely different storylines, each a full game’s length. That’s a lot of value!

Dynasty Warriors 3 or 7 - On the surface, a button-masher. At higher difficulties, a very tense action game where you must constantly balance which of your allies to help and when. 8 is very flashy, if you only intend to play it a little bit. But the longer you go, the more you realize how infantile the enemy AI became. 7′s generals could be hard as nails.

Robot Alchemic Drive - Absolutely bananas game. Giant robots. Intentionally bad acting. Unique controls. Here’s a video (Warning: Blood. Kinda). This was the precursor to the EDF series. It’s also one of the only games I beat more than once (I beat this game 3 times!).

As for a show, how about Growing Up Creepie? That was a cool little cartoon about a human girl that was raised by bugs in a mansion and her interaction with ordinary humans while going to school.

I’m embarrassed to say, but I’ve never heard the entire Excalibur album by Grave Digger. Still, I’ve managed to collect 6 tracks from it over the years. Emerald Eyes alone is worth listening to as a slow, metal love song. And Excalibur still has my favorite solo, period.

Feb 21, 2016 1 note
#games #games games games #dear celestia so many games #favorite song #did i mention morgane le fay? #i should have mentioned morgane le fay #pendragon? #the final war? #i mean it's such a powerful album #and i haven't even heard all of it!
Feb 20, 2016 147 notes
#gift #Thanks! #Thank You

So, I just finished listening to it and, I gotta make a… I gotta say something else.

I was alright through most of the story, even when sad things happened. But I started getting choked up on the last song, when Eliza starts singing. And then… when she mentioned the orphanage… I just completely lost it.

… Thank you @mikedaws0n, for telling me about that performance. I absolutely judged it too soon. That was incredible and… I can’t imagine spending the last 3 hours any other way.

Feb 17, 2016 2 notes
#Thank You #Hamilton

1) Could you be more specific? We’ve spoke a number of times.

2) Considering it’s three hours long, I bet you already knew I hadn’t. Listening to it as I answer these asks though.

It’s certainly varied. But, while Equestria does have things like broadway, I was and still am a poor mare. I don’t have much experience with it; certainly never seen a high-quality show like that, and only a general knowledge of what musicals performed there sound like.

What I’m trying to say is, it doesn’t really sound noteworthy to me. It sounds professional, to be sure! I’m just not sure why it specifically would be a hit compared to something else. Doesn’t help that I have no context for what they’re talking about.

3) A little disappointing. Though, to be honest, chances are they’ll never have a reason to go back to older games with how popular character customization has become. They should always have more options. And more popular/new games get more attention. They’re just worth more in ad revenue to cover.

4) I guess I’m not as experienced at cyberpunk as I thought. I suppose you’re right about those being standard, but I’ve never really seen them as the focus. Usually more of corporation versus individual/family, or corporation versus law, or even corporation/law versus individual/family. There’s always been a very strong “against the world” tone present, owing to the punk half of the terminology. But I guess there are general tools used to articulate that, present in nearly all examples of the genre.

I must not pay enough attention.

Feb 17, 2016 1 note
#games
I just want to aplogize to all the substitute teachers. ..yall didn't deserve that :(

allgreymatters:

expect-the-greatest:

@asklyra

It’s okay. I forgive you.

Feb 16, 2016 375,282 notes
#nobody wants to do work
Some things that don’t seem related, but may actually be:

lennat:

1. Pearl can store things in her gem. 

What’s interesting to me is that no other gem has demonstrated this ability; Peridot even implies that pearls are the only ones who can, as they are are there to “stand around, look pretty, and hold your things for you.” 

So clearly, it’s a rare or specialized ability.  

2. Every Diamond we have seen thus far ‘owns’ a pearl, and those pearls all seem to share a color scheme with their given Diamond.

(I place ‘owns’ in quotations because, frankly, I don’t believe anyone can be owned by another.)

3.. Pearl seems as though she may have belonged to White Diamond, or alternately, may not have belonged to Rose as previously speculated.

I think that, by now, we’re all very familiar with this theory, but I will reiterate.  As you can see from the above images, the Pearls each have their gem in the same spot as their Diamonds do.  Pearl does not have a gem on her navel as Rose Quartz did, but she does have on her forehead where White Diamond does.

And this means…..

4. …that there may have been a Pink Pearl who belonged to Pink Diamond, and who is currently missing in action. 

So who, and where, is Pink Pearl? Patterns thus far would indicate that she would have a pink color scheme and be able to hide things within herself.  She also would have had a very obvious affiliation with Rose Quartz, who either is Pink Diamond or belonged to her court.

Incidentally, one character fits that description perfectly.

  Interesting.

One of my favorite things about Steven Universe is when I read stuff like this. Because instead of going “Oh, that’d be cool of it was canon,“ like I would with most shows, I go “Oh! I can’t wait to see that episode!“

Feb 15, 2016 43,715 notes
#It's kinda like being spoiled but also seeing into the future #like being spoiled by a thing that hasn't happened yet #so instead of being upset you're just in awe
Feb 15, 2016 2 notes
#you can't just play the video? #give me a break tumblr #it took me like an hour to get this far #at least it works on my page #if you know how to get the video to work on the dashboard let me know #hearts and hooves day #submission
Feb 14, 2016 2 notes
#give me a break tumblr #submission #hearts and hooves day
Feb 8, 2016 9 notes
#gift #Thanks! #Thank You #thanks again! #it's a pretty cool little idea for a comic if you haven't checked it out yet #where the focus is on the supporting cast and the main character is often doing adventuring stuff off screen

1) My online buddy insists that pikachu in that new detective game needs to be voiced by Danny DeVito. I can’t argue.

2) I haven’t, but without any prior knowledge I’m positive they’ve done Magic Pengel. Tell me I’m wrong.

3) Lyra: I feel I’d be closer to Bunnie.

Tootsie: Can I be Sally?

Lyra: Pfft. You can be Antoine.
Tootsie: E~w!
Lyra: Oh hush; you’ve never even seen the show.

4) Without further knowledge, I couldn’t say. From what I found on it though, it looks like a point-and-click adventure game. Not my cup of tea. So feel free to spoil it for me to elaborate on “dark”. I’ll censor it if I gotta when I reply.

5) Lyra: Crotch boobs are ridiculous enough. I draw the line at snake boobs.

Tootsie: Boo~bs!

Lyra: Stop making me out to be a bad influence! You know better!

Feb 7, 2016 1 note
#tootsie flute #Questions are all caught up for now!

mikedaws0n:

nanopup:

warframe is a game in which you play as a non-binary teenager with mind control powers using external biomechanical armor to kill space capitalists

@asklyra, can you confirm the accuracy of this?

Well, to be fair, you also fight space imperialists, hive-minded space zombies, different hive-minded space zombies, and highly advanced, hyper-adaptive aliens…

Bet you thought I was gonna say in space. Nope. You fight them… ON THE MOO~N!

Feb 4, 2016 63 notes
#Warframe #no seriously
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Feb 2, 2016 8,449 notes
#wouldn't normally reblog this but the tags are hilarious
Feb 2, 2016 618 notes
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