Ask Lyra
Month
Bon-Bon: Are you sure you didn’t want to stay, especially with word that everypony is on their way back from the Changeling Kingdom? I’m sure Princess Celestia would have liked to hear your speech much more than an imposter.
Lyra: She knows where we stand. Besides, it’s better if the Elements don’t know about our involvement when we can help it. Plus, I kinda like the idea of Raindrops being celebrated as a big hero that saved all of Equestria.
Bon-Bon: Ha, she certainly deserves it after the courage she displayed.
[Pause]
Bon-Bon: Quite an eventful few days.
Lyra: Yeah. Feels like it was way longer. Ugh…
Bon-Bon: Is your side alright?
Lyra: No worse than Vinyl, probably. Did they get you any?
Bon-Bon: Just a little dusty from when they blew the pillar up.
Lyra: Lucky.
[Pause, Light breeze]
Lyra: B?
B: [Deep breathing]
Lyra: B! Where have you been?! All Tartarus was breaking loose in Ponyville and Canterlot! We needed your help and you were gone!
B: Where…? I… was in the Crystal Empire… FIGHTING A [omitted] VOLTRON DRAGON MADE OF CHANGELINGS! [Deep breathing]
Bon-Bon: Uh… How did that go?
B: Unsatisfactory.
[Violent gust of wind]
Raindrops: I’M NOT A DOG!
Bedbug: Where did she-?!
Ladybug: Up there!
Raindrops: I’M A WONDERBOLT-!
Bedbug: Ooof-!
[Loud crash]
Ladybug: Rrrr-! I’ll fry you!
[Sparking electricity]
Lyra: No~!
Ladybug: Ugh-! Ah-!
Bon-Bon: Lyra!
Lyra: Help Raindrops!
Ladybug: Hah! You think you’ve won?! You think my back’s to the wall?! You’re not even in the same league as me!
Lyra: Ugh! OW!
Ladybug: The days of friendship and laughter are over! This is our time!
[Laser]
Lyra: Ug-!
Ladybug: And from the ashes of your burnt-out kingdom; a new hive. My hive!
Lyra: Gah-!
Ladybug: That’s right! I will be queen! And your descendants will be grain for my bread!
Lyra: Ah-!
[Thud]
Ladybug: But you don’t have to worry. You won’t live to see it!
[High-pitched siren]
Lyra: TODAY OCTAVIA!
Ladybug: Wha-?
[Klang]
Ladybug: Uh…
[Thud]
Octavia: [Panting] I liked that cello…
Lyra: [Pant] I thought it was a double bass.
Octavia: Don’t you get cheeky with me.
[Coughing]
Octavia: Vinyl! [Distant running] Vinyl, wake up! Wake up!
Ladybug: Fools! After you’re dealt with, we’ll just say you were the Changelings! Then, in an act of retaliation, we’ll personally march your entire military into our borders- into an insurmountable trap! You’ve only hastened your pitiful nation’s destruction!
Bon-Bon: Not if I can help it!
[Multiple lasers]
Bon-Bon: Lyra, they have me pinned down! What are we gonna do?!
Bedbug: Where do you think you’re going?!
Raindrops: N-no-
Bedbug: Don’t even think about moving, you dog!
Raindrops: Oh-oh… kay…
Ladybug: You move, dog, and you and your friends are dust.
Raindrops: I-I won’t-
Bedbug: Look at you. Spineless. Like a cowardly puppy!
Raindrops: I’m… I’m not…
Ladybug: Don’t worry, you mutt, you’ll be rewarded for your obedience.
Bedbug: Sure! It won’t even hurt-!
Celestia?: … Lyra.
Lyra: That might be what my parents would have called me, but you named me yourself-!
Luna?: This is ridiculous.
Lyra: My real name is Liora! You can check the royal archives! Princess Celestia made my birth certificate herself!
Luna?: Captain, you have not only endangered Equestria you have wasted precious time. We must mobilize the guard immediately. Our nation is being threatened by a foul plot!
Octavia: That wouldn’t happen to be all the planet’s nations declaring war on us in tandem, would it?
Luna?: Ah… I…
Guard: Princesses Celestia and Luna, you are hereby placed under the custody of the Equestrian Guard. Please come with us to holding.
[Pause]
Luna?: Did you think…
Bedbug: Our queen wouldn’t have sent her best?!
[Deep echo]
Bon-Bon: The door!
Raindrops: It won’t move!
[High-pitched siren]
Octavia: Look out!
[Thunderous Boom]
Lyra: Aaah-!
Luna?: Hard to imagine.
Celestia?: The guard is already gathered. We’ll just…?
Luna?: Captain! What is the meaning of this? You were given explicit orders! You are placing all of Equestria in danger!
Guard: I’m sorry, Princess Luna. This group arrived from Ponyville and urgently-
Lyra:
Princess Celestia. Once upon a time you discovered an unattended
stroller and took in a baby. You could not take care of her yourself,
just as you cannot take care of every child in Equestria, but you gave
her a roof and saw that she was attended to. When the time came, you
insured that she was given the education that all ponies deserve. In a
perfect world, that pony would have grown up to be somepony important.
Lyra: But that didn’t happen. She fell into a darkness and let it drive her to do horrible things. Yet, you never gave up on her. I know it was rarely easy. I know how frustrating it must have been. But you were always there. You always gave her a chance to be more than she was. Sometimes the right words didn’t come out, but in your heart… she was never second. I… I just wanted to thank you… Thank you for saving me.
Celestia?: Of course, my little pony. You were never a burden to me.
Lyra: There’s one thing I need to know, though. Something I have to make sure of. Princess Celestia… What is my name?
Bon-Bon:
Lyra, did you notice Fluttershy and Rarity acting strange today?
Lyra: Maybe its Changelings!
Bon-Bon: That’ll be the day!
Bon-Bon: Somepony answered, but it wasn’t who it should have been.
What about you?
Lyra: B won’t answer no matter what I do.
Bon-Bon:
This has got to be some kind of stealth insurgency. That means most ponies should still be themselves.
Octavia: Bonnie.
Bon-Bon: Octavia.
Bon-Bon: The Elements of Harmony, and possibly the
entirety of Equestria’s security forces, have been compromised.
Octavia: Given their selective approach it sounds like changeling tactics to me.
Hissy McFit: Stupid equestrians! If Queen Chrysalis sends the signal to the changelings posing as the princesses, they’ll declare war on every nation on the planet!
Raindrops: So, we’re going to Canterlot?
Guard: You understand we can’t imprison the Princesses without explicit evidence of their involvement.
Lyra: Yeah. This is the hard part.