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March 2013

1) Satisfying.

2) How about something less derivative?

3) No. But if I did, I’d wave it around most unsexually. When appropriate.

4) I’ve seen a few. Has a sort of Superjail vibe to it. Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to work very well. The pilot for it was pretty good.

“Oh no. Undo. Undo.”

5) Hey! That’s not fair! It’s perfectly fine to play pretend. An escape from reality can be very refreshing!

6) Simple is fine. Doing what I can to keep him active. Blue Heelers need a lot of exercise.

7) Poor, home-entertainment recording quality. Sorry.

Mar 31, 2013 4 notes

Lyra meets Easy Pete and remembers common knowledge that!

Keep reading

Mar 30, 2013 1 note
#fallout new vegas #submission
Mar 29, 2013 66 notes
#gift

Meeting Victor the Robot!

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Mar 29, 2013 1 note
#fallout new vegas #submission

1) Not very. Hard to swing a bat.

2) B: Any purpose can be made nefarious, if taken to the extreme. We exercise restraint.

3) B: Not at all. Most decline right away, or take it as a joke. And that’s fine.

4) B just sort of shrugged and left. He’s never had a problem with Simple, though.

5) I wouldn’t know.

6) Being insulted is stressful. And stress doesn’t discriminate. It can hurt anyone over anything.

Mar 29, 2013 2 notes
#Bee of Cue
Choose Your Own Adventure: New Vegas

Exposition and heading out into the wastes after the break!

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Mar 28, 2013 2 notes
#fallout new vegas #submission

1) Hmm, implications. Would be interesting if GTA turned out to be more than just parts of a whole.

2) I preferred Sonic Adventure over the sequel in just about every way. Cept for Epsilon’s missions. Tails/Eggman’s mechanics from 2 were more refined. And Harbor Metal.

3) Well, what sinister plot could they be advancing? All they do is protect the country.

4) Once again, I’m not following.

5) … I don’t want to.

6) B: As far as anyone is concerned, you’re dead. Forever. Nopony can ever know who you once were. You lose your family; your friends. You have no home; no possessions. You’re on duty 20 hours a day. You can be called at anytime for an emergency. You have years shaved off your life expectancy, with the average being more than just a few.

B: Limitations.

Mar 28, 2013 3 notes
#Bee of Cue #CUE

1) Neither. I just ignored you the last time you said that because it sounded so stupid. They’re just a national defense force.

2) Li'l Brudder?

3) Yeah… Gonna go be sick in the corner now.

4) You mean to say the only reason we die is because we accept it as an inevitability?

5) No thank you. You go on ahead.

6) Looks like this will be a regular thing, at least for a while. Already got the second one.

7) Assuming you’re talking about GTA: SA. Can’t see how any of that would be able to hold a candle to Little Jacob, though. I was so expecting them to reduce him to incidental character once you did all of his missions, but they kept him around all the way through the ending and it was a much richer experience for it.

Even if that last mission was unfairly difficult.

Mar 27, 2013 4 notes
#games
Submitting due to a text limit

Also kinda long so I put it after the break. I’ll put my reply up here, though.

That is the stupidest anime [omitted] I have ever heard in my life. The Crystal Empire is the most highly protected, but also the most sought-after provenance in Equestria. To expand it would only make it a bigger target for malicious forces. But if Princess Cadance really wanted to, they could just make the protective bubble bigger and turn more of the arctic into habitable land.

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Mar 26, 2013 2 notes
Choose Your Own Adventure: New Vegas!

This is pretty long, so I threw it after the break. I answered everything after the Strengths/Weaknesses, though!

Keep reading

Mar 26, 2013 2 notes
#fallout new vegas #submission

1) Good ol’ George.

2) … What in Luna’s Nightie are you talking about?

3) I didn’t say there wasn’t. You don’t fish for an answer very well, do you? Very opaque, my friend.

4) B: You don’t just become one of us with the clop of a hoof. There is a substantial training period. Things are revealed slowly. A possible promotion. The limitations are thrown upfront to deter those who may decide against joining somewhere down the road. More is revealed as things progress. Few ever decline by the end.

5) Yeah… Got a message with a little more detail than that on the subject… U~gh…

6) Because of your internet. Most ponies that use the ponynet just go directly to your internet. It’s so much less restricted. Why did so many pony blogs sprout up at once? That’s when we were allowed to start interacting with you!

7) Alright. I’d worry, but you’re like, super powerful. Plus you can teleport. I’m sure you’ll be around.

Good luck!

8) I see! Thanks! That explains this too! Sorry for the late reply!

Mar 25, 2013 4 notes
#ponynet #internet #Bee of Cue #CUE

1) I’m sure upon review the Cutie Mark Crusaders will recall snickerdoodles, seeing as I’ve given them some before.

2) And?

3) Is that how this is going to end in 14 days? Well, guess I got nothing to worry about then!

Aside from the freak snowstorm.

4) Nah. I don’t like the spin their reporters put on things.

5) Then maybe I would have. If I’d gotten that far before getting tired of it.

6) I wouldn’t expect there to be. It’s a constellation and I’m a pony.

Mar 24, 2013 2 notes

1) Sounds like a band name.

2) So that’s what I was doing wrong. Thanks, Intro Voice!

3) I can’t believe I didn’t tag this properly.

4) Well, that certainly puts a damper on things. But sure, go ahead! Unless you were the one that sent that other ask I haven’t answered yet and you wanted to do that instead.

5) Contact the guard? Probably contact the guard.

6) Oh really now? An entire civilization’s history on war, weaponry, disease, medical practices, development, populations, military outposts, water reservoirs, military training, average civilian condition, farming, trading, transport, caravan paths, port locations, government capitals, urban centers; and you don’t think there’s much that can be used to somepony else’s advantage?

Mar 24, 2013 4 notes
#internet #ponynet

1) B: You think most ponies would choose to sacrifice so much out of a sense of justice? Once your time is finished you never have to work again. You’re taken care of for the rest of your life. As for how we manage with such little down time, I cannot say. I recommend not attempting it yourself.

2) You didn’t ask about the internet; you asked about the ponynet. We use the ponynet to connect to your internet. Once there there’s no way to track exactly what we do on your internet. We could only be traced back to various IP signals from around your world.

The ponynet itself is not a toy. Very few ponies are permitted to deposit information there themselves. Nearly everything there is technical information categorizing our world; hidden behind passwords and other various security measures. It wasn’t some college students’ project, it was created by government employees.

3) The vagueness of your statement gives me pause.

4) Oh! I was sitting here for like 3 minutes. I get it now! Taxes and Taxidermy! That’s funny!

5) We failed. Bon-Bon was gettin’ down, but the hustle is too long and complicated for me!

Mar 23, 2013 3 notes
#Bee of Cue #internet #ponynet #CUE

So I’ve been drinking,
And this is crazy.
Blacklight Retribution,
Play Onslaught with me!

It’s double XP (and 1.5 GP) weekend!

I’m Roboplus in game!

Mar 22, 2013 3 notes
#Blacklight Retribution

1) The Power?

If you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m still not following.

2) B: That is their business. I tend to be a little humorless when compared to most, if that helps at all.

3) Not sure what this would be vaguely related to, but it’s already been sent in before.

4) I’LL KILL YOU!

5) I think I stopped just before that mission. I never left the first section of the game. But even if I didn’t stop there, I wouldn’t have remembered that!

6) You have got to be the most violent, volatile society I’ve ever heard of, even in fantasy!

Mar 22, 2013 4 notes
#Bee of Cue
Play
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Mar 22, 2013 46 notes
#My ask was used in an video!

I think one of your messages got lost or something, because I had to looking up a lot of what you were talking about.

I would have choose to fight, if I intervened at all. Not because I believe in the cause or anything, but because running away is just asking to be chased down. If a group of ponies are against you, you can’t ever trust them to willingly let you go. No matter how secure the destination, you may never even reach it. But I doubt I’d have got involved. Two groups fighting over land that isn’t any of my business doesn’t concern me.

Princess Celestia, on the other hoof, has never played within the constraints presented to her. When forced to choose whether to reseal her sister or let Nightmare Moon take over (and possibly destroy) the world, she chose to take the time to train somepony to act as a catalyst that would ultimately free Luna entirely. If she were manipulating events, I’m positive she would have found some way to unite the two groups together under a common cause. Spare the Sorrows innocence and spare the White Legs without so much as a fight.

Princess Luna might have choose to spare the innocence of the Sorrows too, but again, not the way you’re thinking. Her powers could devastate an army, if given half a preemptive chance. She could wear the White Legs down in their sleep and then eliminate them as a threat with just a hoofful of troops, if not turn them against each other.

Mar 21, 2013 1 note
#games #New Vegas #Fallout New Vegas
Mar 21, 2013 15 notes
#gift? gonna call it a gift #gift #Thanks!

1) Works for me!

2) HI I’M FINE. NO I DO NOT.

3) ▷Pray

4) Millions of years, evidently. It’s a lot to take in. I wasn’t aware that coal was a fossil fuel either. We have that. Never heard of this petroleum, though. Which seems strange.

5) They were snickerdoodles, which I love, but I wasn’t even upset that she-… that you ate them. I just didn’t want you to ruin your dinner.

6) Are you nuts?! I didn’t even punish her!

Mar 21, 2013 4 notes

1) B: You seriously underestimate what we’re capable of if you think I need any assistance masking my presence.

2) Not terribly huge on the number 27, sorry. 9 x 3, sure, but what else is it good for?

3) Sorry, classified. If you’re world has taught us one undeniable truth, it’s the value of keeping secrets. You mares just throw everything out there, unsecured, for who knows to see!

4) And I’m sure you’re very proud of yourself.

5) That’s a toy.

6) I’d be delighted! You’re just so cute! I can feel my brain turning to mush and I don’t care!

7) I believe we’ve discussed my feelings on your quack-of-a-doctor once before.

Mar 19, 2013 4 notes
#Bee of Cue
Mar 19, 2013 7 notes
#gift #thanks!

1) W… What? I… What? I don’t… I don’t know. Knowing my trolling followers it would probably be something distasteful anyway.

Clearly I wouldn’t be able to post it. I wouldn’t even be comfortable hiding it behind a link. I mean I’d see it, obviously. If it’s good it’d probably get circulated around on… without naming anything, websites that circulate that sort of material. But, I guess that question is about me, huh? How would I feel? And I… I guess it would depend on the content. Sorry if that’s vague.

2) Look, I’m not going to pretend I’ve ever liked the look of… that, on anything. But human ones are just… gross.

3) B: But why the [omitted] does he keep asking me about movies?

Just finish reading the [omitted] wiki.

B: Doubtful. The rules of our order are vague. Somepony who embodies laws and regulations would be ill-fit to handle the decisions we must make. The greater good rarely feels great or good.

B: A member of CUE may retire, but none ever have. A mental breakdown is possible, but has never taken place. Anything more specific I cannot say.

4) Before you ask, no, I didn’t have to censor that. I just didn’t like the content of your message.

5) The movie? Should I ask how?

6) Okay! Now you just have to wait for Hearth’s Warming!

7) Thanks anon who is obviously Strawberry!

Mar 18, 2013 2 notes
#Bee of Cue #CUE
Mar 18, 2013 7 notes

1) The grass will always be greener. It gets to me sometimes, sure, but I try to let it go. It’s not healthy and it doesn’t change anything.

2) The schools of magic aren’t divided by color in this world. For that matter learning more complex magic, especially things not related to your cutie mark, isn’t really common and not something most are taught in school. Most of the magic I learned was taught outside of an academic setting.

I like support. That’s usually what I go for in a game. But in reality most of my magic, if applied toward self-defensive purposes, would be best utilized in self-modification/damage dealing applications.

3) I didn’t! That’s fantastic! But are you sure? I see he worked in a lot of Armored Core games, but I can’t find a connection between him and Seamar- men.

4) I beg your pardon?

5) Would you believe I’ve been asked before (#8)?

6) Yeah. You humans really need to get on top of controlling the weather. That’d be a huge step toward a more harmonious world. A weathermare is somepony who controls the weather, not makes vague, often inaccurate predictions.

Mar 18, 2013 2 notes
#Magic #Powers #games

1) Oh, sorry. But yeah, not really complicated. There are non-herbalistic societies in our world and they tend to not be as peaceful.

2) Uh, alright. Just let me know if you need anything.

3) Sorry everypony. This tumblr’s over. Some random guy decided to end my life so I can’t run this this thing anymore. Goodbye everypony.

…

Now wouldn’t you just feel awful? Yeah… I bet you’d cry a river…

4) How… does that happen? The unidentified matter thing. Does your planet have some kind of bone-eating monster or something? Maybe I should look this up myself.

5) Those that do typically would only use them on long hiking trips or the like. I suppose some incredibly busy individual might use one to keep working while they eat, but it would be a very odd sight.

6) What difference does it make? And I’ve called him a “he” in the past. Take that as you will.

7) She… She looks like a character from the Simpsons…

Mar 17, 2013 3 notes

1) Are you sure you’re alright? I don’t want to leave a fellow Lyra if there’s something I can do for them.

2) Upon considerable review, I’m going to wisely not address this any further before I upset one or more parties.

3) Oh right.

How about the majority of those with wealth? That is, those born into it. Are they deserving of death just because they maintained that wealth? Are those that lost their fortunes, either from bad luck or poor management, somehow more virtuous? Keep in mind, you’re not asking for a socialistic level of enforced equality, where a teacher, a construction worker, and a doctor all yield the same (however fair or unfair such a world would be), you’re calling for murder.

4) Are we still comparing Everfree and your human world? Remember to explain what you’re talking about in the ask. This get’s confusing.

5) We don’t need any witnesses! There were cookie crumbs in your room! There were cookie crumbs in your coat! You didn’t even use a plate or a napkin!

6) Excuse you. I do a great job with the taxes. It doesn’t matter how much money we pool together, I always make sure we have enough.

Mar 16, 2013 3 notes

1) No it wouldn’t. I just wouldn’t be considered a creditable witness, because I’m not the one on trial. There was still plenty of other evidence. Now get off of anon and go do your homework. You’re not telling your mom you couldn’t get it done because I was distracting you.

2) I believe I’ve denounced the creditability of your quack-of-a-doctor once before.

3) Were you heavily neglected as a child? Felt the need to act out for attention?

4) If you thought enough to add an addendum then you already know the answer. Though, to be honest, I expected as much when I said it.

5) Are… You alright? I’m not sure what you’re talking about. You seem feverish. Do you need some help?

6) I don’t consider myself a connoisseur of-… Well, you get the idea. But a human’s looks like some kind of larvae that’s going to burst out of somepony’s chest in a sci-fi movie. Maybe at the end as a stinger, or maybe early enough that the protagonist has time to kill it by the end of the movie as revenge.

Mar 15, 2013 4 notes

1) Clearly nothing. You made pretty sure I’m incapable of doing anything with this new-found pointless form, so nothing.

2) Celestia bless the smouldering remains of the cavity that once shielded the world from your vile heart.

3) Probably not very well. I mean, prices vary so much depending on where you live.

Edit: Thanks, Kay.

4) I’d seen drawn pictures but never a photograph. Looks frightening and disgusting. Like a… Like a leech.

5) [omitted] it, Pink! Why in the name of the moon would you say that?! You knew I’d have to look it up! Ugh! U~gh! Nasty!

6) B: That information is classified.

Mar 14, 2013 5 notes
#Bee of Cue

1) Woof. These conversations are getting hard to keep track of.

A religious text about equality and acceptance not being well received. Must not be very realistic for humans or something.

2) I’m not sure if that would cause some sort of transdimensional paradox or not. Plus the moral quandaries of forcing a society into peace or death.

3) Should I be insulted that I’m not considered pseudointellectual? That would make me what; intellectual or stupid?

But go ahead. I sort of skipped the game and I don’t really intend to go back and play it.

4) I worded my response to that question the way I did for a reason. You’re not twisting my words.

5) Hi, Sweetie Belle!

Mar 14, 2013 2 notes
Mar 13, 2013 12 notes

1) I played Chu Chu Rocket, Sonic Adventure, one of the Virtual On games, and some Bombermare game. Oh, and I watched somepony else playing Shenmue and Seamares a few times.

Oh wait, that was Dreamcast. Does that count for anything, though?

2) Is this a thing? I can’t tell if you’re doing a bit or not.

3) Yes. No. And they’re actual correctional facilities, not cages.

4) Generally you can be classified under a few levels of ownership, with only certain more expensive items added individually. Also, from year to year it’s cumulative unless you make a note of removing items. It’s not terribly hard to calculate if you’re at all familiar with the forms. First year is always a pain, though.

Food is exempt. Farm crops that yield food are not.

5) I can maybe hear it on some of the more unsettling portions of the song, but I’d have never guessed it myself.

6) Well that explains plenty about you humans. You must be living on a planet of monsters. No wonder you’re so harsh by nature.

Mar 12, 2013 3 notes
#prison #tax #taxes #games
Mar 12, 2013 109 notes
#This is a good tumblr!

1) Never saw the show, to be honest. Heard it was outrageous, though. Truly.

2) You use the ancient remains of the deceased as fuel? And you act like magic is such a strange power…

We didn’t figure anything out. The Ponynet isn’t the same thing as your internet. It’s a magical network for depositing information. When it was first created about a decade ago, we found information already there. Interaction was forbidden until we knew more about you, so those involved just watched and waited.

3) Not really something to brag about.

4) I liked that lady on the drums, but what did I just experience?

5) AH CANNOT! MAI BOOTAY EIS NAWT STRAWNG ENUFF!

6) Catch you on the flip-side, Ponyville! I’m out!

7) Okay (Warning: Explicit Language). No context, so I’ve nothing to add.

Mar 12, 2013 5 notes
#ponynet #internet

1) Well, at first I just liked Krastos for his attitude. I grew to like other things about him as I spent more time with him. We’re not the perfect couple, but I can’t imagine being with anypony else.

2) Thank you, Mister Know-It-All.

Although, I don’t remember seeing those anytime that we visited. You hiding them from me?

3) I’d ask if a king counted, but I don’t think that dude’s coming back.

I suppose it’s possible Nightmare Moon could, though I’d assume in some other form.

4) Oh really? I beg to differ. Of course, this is fantastic too. And I believe I’ve mentioned before how much I love ska.

5) Well, for one thing, I’ve known without a doubt that Bon-Bon is a mare for quite some time. Things you don’t want to walk into your best friend doing.

So, it would have to be in the past. I wouldn’t care, though. She’s my best friend!

6) I have no idea what you’re talking about, as that would assume I was tricked, knocked out, and held captive. Krastos is crazy and none of that ever happened.

… Da [omitted] are you smilin’ at?

B: I didn’t say a word.

[omitted]. And for the record, I don’t believe that [omitted] about a Kraken attack on the west coast keeping you from savin’ me.

B: Your [omitted]’s still recording.

Celestia d-

Mar 11, 2013 3 notes
#music talk

1) Do you really want to go there?

2) If I were to make an attempt at attributing everything to one trait, I’d probably say it’s because we’re herbivores. It’s not in our nature to fight or kill. But your decisions are yours to make; I’d consider that little more than a cop out.

3) And a perfectly valid point. What were you getting at again?

4) Could be. Are you lost in the crowd?

5) You look like Lemon Grab’s camel on PCP. And speaking of drugs-

6) I was at an arcade once and when that popped up this stallion pulled out a little bottle and took some sort of prescription. I wanna say it was something for his heart… Like heartbeat irregularities or something.

I think it was Ninja Turtles, if anypony was curious.

7) Well, that’s one way to look at things.

Mar 10, 2013 4 notes
#games

Oh hey! A new follower! I’ll just check their page to see what they’re all about!

Okay, what is- OH GOD! HUMAN [omitted]! EW! OH NASTY! IT LOOKS LIKE A MEALWORM! U~GH!

[omitted] me sideways!

Mar 9, 2013 6 notes
#And then I was followed by a porn blog for some reason #Also being followed by some sort of video trending tumblr #Did I get indexed or something?

1) Well, I must be just dastardly.

2) B: Our diet is largely regulated; no coffee. No caffeine at all unless it’s consumption is part of blending in during an operation. CUE operatives can never reveal their identity. That’s not to say we couldn’t meet at some point, you just wouldn’t know who I was. Maybe we’ve already met.

3) No. That’s a terrible pun.

4) Sorry, no. Changing something radical about the world can have unforeseen side-effects. It’s not something I’d risk.

Monkey Paw.

5) I think you accidentally part of the question.

And seriously? Nob-Nob? Does having a reversed personally also polarize common sense?

Mar 9, 2013 4 notes
#Bee of Cue #CUE
Daft Punk 'Harder Better Faster Stronger' For Orchestra by Walt Ribeiro

artfulkur:

Pesadilla: Aw yeah, what what! Bark with me if you are my dog, woof woof!

Kur: …What?

Pesadilla: That’s what you’re supposed to say in music, right? I heard it on the radio! Gah, why’s it so windy in here??

Grace Note: WILLYOUTAKEYOURSEATALREADY?? Ugh… Blues, close that window. Class it about to begin.

(( Off to Music! Featuring Jazzy Blues, Lyra, Octavia, Vynal, and the lovely Grace Note~ this is me being productive, yay! :D;;;;; ))

Only the best version of the song.

I wonder if they’ll notice me… I brought my lyre and everything!

Mar 8, 2013 66 notes
#gift #Thanks! #Thank You #Wat #Wat Face #animated

1) Science book I had growing up said a huge portion of the world beneath the surface was made up of cavities. Maybe things are different for you. For now.

This isn’t Minecraft. The mine-able world is finite and you can’t just start over.

… What are fossil fuels?

2) Ah… I’m not following. What…? Oh! That’s right! You humans can’t control weather!

Hmm… But, wouldn’t that make your world like… the Everfree Forest?

3) … Okay… You bronies remember I used to go to 4chan, right? I used to hang out on /f/. I know about the Cory in the House trolls.

4) No. You’re gonna click this link and you’re gonna watch baby Finn gettin’ down while you listen to the song-clip.

5) Try not to keep saying the would-be recipient’s name so much. Once is enough. Kinda makes it obvious it’s a joke.

Also, not cool. At an absolute maximum Spike’s mental age would be somewhere in the mid to early teens. And he’d probably be measured closer to like… 10. Either way that’s statutory, yo.

6) No, the only question would be how long it takes before we get sued cross-dimensionally.

Besides, I don’t think I could roll with a rap group. I’m about as sharp and edgy as one of those rubber baby spoons.

Mar 7, 2013 5 notes
#Equestria #games
Mar 7, 2013 63 notes
#I might have a concussion but you go ahead and laugh #gift

1) In the sense that I appreciate music with a swing rhythm.

2) I’d rather you didn’t. I don’t mind The Nether so much, but The End scares me. I’ve never even been.

3) To review (in case anypony missed it), because it’s exhausting and unreliable. I’d like to talk to her, though. She’s cool! I wonder if she can understand me, though. She’s liked some of my posts before.

4) Undeniable logic.

5) And mildly cancerous to consume. So the story goes, anyway.

6) Okay. Skip 5. Will do! Thanks!

Mar 7, 2013 3 notes
#games
Mar 6, 2013 63 notes
#This took 4 hours #I tried translating the other bubble but it was just gibberish #Manual Translating Sucks #gift #gift art edit #drawing #Not really but I'm tagging it anyway #editing #That was a lot of dang work!

1) Can be pretty sure I wouldn’t.

2) Oh my Cels! You’re right! There’s weapons everywhere!

… I swear… The only way you’re going to find or craft a weapon is through channels that are carefully regulated. Heck, even every ounce of metal a blacksmith uses is carefully tracked by the government.

Best weapon you could muster would be to improv with a kitchen knife or a bat. And the gangs back in Canterlot used to do just that. Wasn’t terribly effective in the short-term. At least to a moving target…

3) I’m not going to scold your decision; I was there once and it’s yours to make. But if you have the time, there are more rewarding avenues than “the easy way.”

4) What’s a “video game?” And Portal 2 sounds like a prescription suppository for diarrhea.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I just finished reading about Dynasty Warriors 8 and I’m psyched. Huang Gai’s default weapon is a [omitted] boat.

5) 1, yes. I pirated it because I didn’t think it would be much, but it turned out to be great, so I felt bad about it. I don’t want to pirate 2. I’d like to buy it legitimately, if I ever get some money, to support the developer.

6) Are you going to just start bringing up everyone that’s ever lived? Because this line of questioning is kind of stale already and it hasn’t even started.

7) Sure did! Was a great show! And that was a good episode!

My favorite was the one where Megadeth showed up and they played Back In The Day.

Mar 6, 2013 4 notes
#favorite song #games #by the way #8000th post #government #weapons #law
Mar 5, 2013 43 notes
#games #gift? gonna call it a gift #gift #Thanks! #Resident Evil #Wesker #Albert Wesker #Thank You

1) B: I don’t watch television or movies. I don’t play video games. I don’t read books. I don’t watch or play sports. I work for 20 hours a day. I try my best to sleep the rest of the time.

B: There’s a reason we only do this for five years before we retire. Though to be honest, I can’t imagine what I’ll do with the time.

2) Uh… I- The theme song? Not really familiar…

3) No. End myself, sure. But not everypony else.

4) No, I’m rebel scum.

5) Okay, but is thinking it’s icky really cause for a phobia? I mean, I’m afraid of bees and heights, but that’s because they can and have hurt me before.

And for the… the rape… I mean, wouldn’t that only be a fear for males? Ladies would already fear that. I’m just not following.

6) Eh. I love em. I mean, I really have no reason to complain. I’ve got into more than a few arguments, but the anons usually leave well-enough alone if I ask them to. Speaking of which…

7) Okay. Ha. That’s great. And, you know, I like to hide it a lot, but I do have feelings. Could you, you know, stop? I don’t want big meaty thighs. I want unremarkable thighs. I want thighs that nopony would have any reason to point out.

Mar 4, 2013 3 notes
#Bee of Cue #CUE
Mar 4, 2013 276 notes
Mar 3, 2013 9 notes
#gift #Thanks! #Thank You #Albert Wesker #Wesker #Resident Evil

1) Some of the time. Maybe even occasionally.

2) Salu~t! How are you? I’m doing pretty well myself. [Squeak] Well, I mean I haven’t worked much lately and there haven’t been many ponies to hang out with. I miss all my old hangout buddies like Sweetie Belle and Gilda and Scootaloo. And Cheerilee and Applejack and Applebloom. And Berry Punch and Diamond Mint and Twilight. And Fluttershy and Rarity…

I’ve been… Kinda lonely lately… I don’t want to bother Krastos while he’s studying and working. And we’ve been going jogging in the morning but I’m so out of it and tired I don’t have much to say, or the ability to say it. Only so much I can say to Bon-Bon; I see her everyday…

… I’m sorry. Hello!

3) No, I’m a ponygirl. How would you even have a cowboy, wouldn’t that be a bull? I like to think I’m hilarious.

4) Calculating new route. Whenever possible, make a legal U-turn.

That’s a pretty complicated question that makes a few assumptions, and I don’t feel like writing an entire page in one sitting. Maybe ask a series of questions that lead to that?

5) Not really. And not for lack of want either, I assure you.

6) Curse you, Lyrica!

7) Krastos and I tried to watch 1 through 3 a week or so ago, but I feel asleep during the first one. I guess next time we try we can skip 3 and go straight to 4.

Mar 3, 2013 4 notes

1) Not a complicated answer. We don’t use our planet’s limited minerals like they’re renewable.

2) I don’t think you’re understanding how weapon bans work. The criminal has no weapons either, because there aren’t any. There are none to buy, there is no means to manufacture them, there aren’t any to steal.

When incapacitating somepony takes a great deal of effort, the desire to go ahead and do it is substantially reduced. And if you can’t be sure you can get away with it by stacking the cards in your favor, the probability of the act taking place is reduced as well.

The fact that weapons are illegal isn’t even important. There aren’t any. When you try to rob somepony in Equestria, the factors of break in and exit time, population, and the reaction time of law enforcement just means you’re more likely to get beat up yourself. Why do you think I got arrested so many times for? I don’t know how things are for you humans, but [omitted]’s not easy to pull off here.

3) You wouldn’t be the first pony to come to that conclusion. Is there anything wrong with that way of thinking, though? Batmare, were she real, is basically some rich filly living out a revenge fantasy over and over again to fill the void left by the death of her parents. Do the psychological implications of that matter if she’s stopping villains from taking the lives of others?

4) [Audible Sigh] Please clarify the nature of your aggression.

5) Animals are animals. They were around since before we were. Leave them alone and they’ll balance themselves. The reason that never works in your world is because you can’t ever seem to leave them alone, what with the pollution, deforestation, segmentation, poaching, and whatever you want to call this bright idea.

If an invasive species is introduced, massive, long term efforts are usually undertaken within days to remove them. That parasprite invasion was bad, but it would have been taken care of before it caused any long term harm, if Twilight hadn’t destroyed the town and nearly killed us all.

6) Not sure if you read what you just wrote, but it sounds to me like you got a pretty big worry for the future there. You could go ahead and start working on that.

Mar 2, 2013 5 notes
#storytime #thief #steal #illegal #government #weapons #law
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