Ask Lyra

1) It’s illegal to smoke or eat, but laws regarding ingredients in things like potions are extremely vague. They’ll probably be regulated at some point in the near future.

2) Um… It’s lovely? That shade of blue seems a little saturated to go with that mane color combination.

It’s always weird when you humans openly ask us about ponies you’ve made up…

3) This was fun and all, but my insurance company wouldn’t be contacting me through tumblr. In fact, they wouldn’t be contacting me at all.

4) It can be tough, but I find a way to live with myself, somehow.

5) Yours is my favorite. It’s not the best, but who would want that? The best is always boring once you get used to it. Your fanny has character!

6) Looks like we missed one from yesterday.

1) Like biting into a sandwich, and you’re all-

2) How about you-

3) You need to-

4) Sense you decided to ask me-

5) Halfway into that song they start talking about buying things in bulk for a discount. I’m a unicorn and what is this?

6) …

7) Minus the ham-

mutedgrey replied to your post: 1) Sure! That particular submission isn’t an…

I thought Ponyville was pretty well landlocked in the middle of Equestria? Hmm.. unless geography is also significantly altered in different universes, I suppose that’s possible too.

1) … I’ve heard of a Love Letters…

2) I can’t tell you what a good question from you tastes like either.

3) You’re kidding, right?

How about a question about something that could actually happen, ever?

4) Hmm… I don’t know… his name… Never spoke. Just a glance on the street and that was that.

5) Relatively. I was garbage but I watched some other ponies play it.

6) I was sitting here for a moment thinking of some impossible scenario, but I realized all I really have to do is ask for a good question. You’re obviously incapable of producing that.

7) Oh get over yourself. Nopony likes a godmodder. Accept defeat and move on.

8) I have no idea about scale. Ocean has never been more than day trip away. Ponyville and Canterlot are about in the center of the country, from east to west. It’s just not a gigantic landmass.

But no, the hurricane wasn’t scheduled to reach here and it never did. Lots of rain, some strong gusts but nothing devastating. I heard there was an error, though…

1) Sure! That particular submission isn’t an upload to tumblr, it’s a direct link to the site it was uploaded to. If the picture at the source of that link changes, it will reflect here.

2) Actually, I have no idea what you mean. I didn’t even ask who you were, I said “how are you?” I remember you.

3) What?! W-wait a minute! You can’t do this! There’s a hurricane scheduled to pass right next to Ponyville! Like now! What if something goes wrong?!

You will rue the day!

4) Sorry, I didn’t mean to offend. This Korean War sounds very strange. I’ve never heard of a proxy war before.

Oh my Cels. I never noticed he edited the picture!

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1) Yes, but she hasn’t updated in a while. She said she was coming back once, but I think she either got busy or lost interest. Believe it or not we don’t really talk about tumblr much.

2) When I first moved in we sat down and talked it over. We explained were we stood and that was that.

The one thing I promised was that if I ever started dating somepony and we broke up, I’d go out with her at least once on a date. I don’t think she’d even want to anymore, though. We’re more like sisters at this point.

3) I wasn’t aware of all that, but the coast is pretty far away from Canterlot.

4) WATCH OUT!

5) The cancer, mostly.

6) You know, there’s really no reason why I couldn’t apply my amplification magic to something other than my legs for defense.

That’d be sort of poetic way to crush you like a grape, don’t you think?

7) I’d die before hoof and remove your satisfaction. So what’s your call now, Ump’?

1) I have no problem with individuals, regardless of what they are. I was friends with Gilda before she disappeared again.

2) Like for what?

3) That seems rather… Uneventful.

Or do you mean to say that it was the first time ever in your world, and that it just so happened to have been in Canada?

4) Whatever coastal town is first hit would be toast, but it wouldn’t make it to Canterlot.

5) Doesn’t gay cover lesbian as well?

Either way, that would be Bon-Bon.

6) Not to contradict your own name, but shouldn’t that “O” be an “A”?

7) I’m very sassy. Give me some candy corn.

8) Does that mean if I just punched you in the face we’d both win?

1) Well, last time I got a message like this, a week or two later Discord was freed. So… Getting one of those feelings right now, to be honest.

2) No.

I’m sure you weren’t prepared for that answer so I’ll give you a moment to cope.

3) Okay, now I’m sure this is just spam.

4) I can give you some leftovers, but I don’t have any bits to spare.

5) “Boms” turn old world into… Oh my. I’m so… Or… I don’t suppose you’d know the difference, would you?

6) I’d probably just get really sick. I’ve used them since before I ever hit puberty. Never been off of them.

7) I haven’t read any of it, and I probably wouldn’t fair well. As a filly, my primary method of survival was stealing things from ponies who wouldn’t try to kill me if they happened to catch me.

1) Hmm… Well, I was never beat up over humans. Not sure Rarity and I would ever have crossed paths as fillies even if we lived in the same place.

I don’t really see it as possible myself, but there are tons of Lyras. I’m sure it would make more sense with one of them.

2) If that stands for Men’s Rights Activists, and assuming you mean to ask if there would be woman activists, then the short answer is no. It would still be MRA in Equestria. Man and woman are human designations. We’re mares and stallions.

There will always be those who feel unequal and have the desire to fight for more.

3) Oh, once Boscov told me I wasn’t the least surprised. Community projects are just like him!

I can tell you there will be some cool ambianic music (not all of that will be used, nor will that be all that is used).

Why not ask him about it, though? I’m just helping. If there’s cats to be let out of the bag. it’s his bag.

4) The duck. I’m pretty good in a one-on-one fight. But I can’t defend myself from a whole horde.

5) Uh… What? B, if this is you it seems kinda… I mean why would you send a submission like this?

Not putting my password into that.

6) Life is what you make of it. I’m sorry you feel that way, Señor.

By the by, are you a forced meme?

1) Again, I wouldn’t have if not for my computer friend having drilled the information into my head against my will. It’s not that you can’t tell her to shut up, it’s just that she won’t listen.

What I did see of it looked fantastic, though.

2) You mean Kilroy? One L.

3) What about all this moxie?

4) Working on one. As I mentioned a couple of months ago, my graphics card broke and I wasn’t able to do much of anything, let alone record. It’s fixed now, but I’ve been really busy working. Still trying to get something out for Nightmare Night, though.

5) Oh really?

6) This ending theme is more “manly” than that.

7) This should help a little. Things seem to fluctuate, though, so even I’m not always certain. I mean, I’m almost positive that at one point my Twilight ran a tumblr about a human pretending to be a pony.

1) York! Hi! It’s good to hear from you! You should definitely come! It’d be nice to see you again!

2) Kinda weak. And loud.

3) Happy Bom Day! Sorry I’m a day or two late. Great song!

What’s Bom Day?

4) I’m working on a piece. I haven’t had a lot of free time since my computer got fixed, so I’m not sure if it’ll get done in time. Little behind schedule, but it’s coming out alright so far!

5) I just use it to talk to ponies.

6) Let’s see. It’s been a while but that would be five frags without getting killed yourself, right? I’ve done that a few times in various FPS games.

7) I have no reason to believe that I would survive whatever could cause something like that.

1) I do not.

2) Usually things like trees away from society. I don’t want to hurt anypony or damage somepony’s property.

3) If your world is the real world then you’re welcome to call it the real world.

I live in the real world so I call it the real world.

4) I found a nice, inconspicuous corner to cower in.

5) In case you’re incredibly slow on the uptake, I don’t answer asks sent in foreign languages because I don’t trust translation programs to tell me what they say properly.

But I do check to see if there’s swearing.

6) Not that I know of. I suppose it’s possible, but she’s never mentioned it.

7) Some lazy kid hated the animals he grew up with because they were never properly trained, ate food, and processed food into poop, which was then not properly cleaned up. If that’s what you’re talking about, then that is what the article seemed to be describing. Only with more swears.

8) Quite a few swears. Just seems like a kid trying to have some fun, though. Nothing out of the ordinary.

1) I don’t suppose I’ve expressed lately the extent with which I hate dubstep.

The visuals are pretty good, when they aren’t reused or looped for too long.

2) I don’t take it to protect against pregnancy. I can’t become pregnant anyway. I use it to help balance hormones.

3) Maybe this will help.

4) You mean the group of nuts against the domestication of animals? That would rather see a species go extinct than be kept in captivity? No thank you. I don’t think Sweetie would appreciate our dog being euthanized because he isn’t a wild animal.

5) Is that what this was all leading up to? I must have read something wrong.

6) Actually, when the Arabian Nights cut was released for home video, it was called The Thief and the Cobbler. So there was an official release under that name. My computer friend (so dubbed because she fixes my computer from time to time) talked my ears off about the whole project, including the Recobbled Version, a few years ago. But I never saw more than a scene or two. Is that what you’re talking about?

7) Absolutely! And the banner of which you speak was made by my friend Fuselight!

1) Not yet. Still working on it. I’ll let you know.

2) Hey hey hey, that’s the worst Fat Albert impersonation I’ve ever heard!

3) Thank you so much for taking time out of your day to share that.

4) Well, no. Didn’t start taking them quite that early.

5) Because this is just a website and anon magic is just a few messages sent to me on this website. That’s not how magic works.

6) Okay? Warning: severe swear.

1) Well, yes. The real world does tend to be real.

2) Every now and again, certainly!

3) Stupid, huh? Charming.

Maybe I don’t want to follow around some windbag as she spouts existential jargon. Maybe I wanted to play at the concert level. But you know how good you have to be to do that professionally? You think I’m the only one with a special talent for playing the lyre? Special talents aren’t all created equal. You know how infrequently lyres are used in contemporary performances? The few spots available are taken by ponies that are just better than I am.

4) I don’t want to leave Equestria. As for where ponies came to Equestria from, historically those willing to put aside their differences followed our ancestors here. Those that couldn’t let go of their hate, stayed behind and perished.

I don’t really want to talk about marriage anymore…

5) I go by Lyra but my legal name, the stuff I fill out on official papers, is Liora, surname: not available. I could tell Jane McRandom that my surname is Freechmen if I felt like it, but it wouldn’t make it true.

6) I direct you here. Here. Here. And initial here.

Well, I mean yeah. Sure. It just seemed to… I guess, strike a chord with me. Pun intended.

I mean, have you ever came across a name or a word and thought, “Wow! That sounds great! It’s spelled great too! So eloquent! So beautiful! I really like that word! I want to use that word! I want to use that word whenever I can! I want to create situations just so I can use that word!”

Like Albert, or specifically to me, Lyra. Aren’t those just awesome names? Or sortie. Liberate. Qualm. Exodus.

Vega is just an awesome name. Know what I mean?

1) I wouldn’t go that far. I- No! Wait wait wait!

I’d say that argument… doesn’t hold water!

2) What’s that? Little Timmy is trapped in a well?

3) Well, yes and no. The Princess has sworn up and down that she isn’t divine, but some write that off as a cover. There is no widely accepted religion for it, but there are collections of ponies that believe she and Princess Luna are both literal gods. I addressed the difference in part once before.

4) You don’t say? What else did you read in the tabloids?

5) Been asked before. Liking cake is just not something most expect royalty to do. Nothing more; nothing less.

You know what? How in Tartarus did Sweetie and her friends get a picture of the Princess in Canterlot from all the way in Ponyville?

6) I like it, but I don’t have to listen to it played over and over again on the radio. Because I don’t listen to the radio.

Kinda funny you mention it. Considering the dance, bronies must love that song.

7) Well, I probably would have been something like that, but I’m supposed to be dressed up to help in Krastos’ Haunted House and he wanted it to be mythologically themed.

1 & 2) These being one after the other was pretty funny.

3) Well, I have a theory that attempts to explain that. But I don’t want to sound crazy.

er.

4) No.

5) Good thing this wasn’t a test on your reaction time. When’d I say that, a year ago?

6) Not in particular. When I’m not at work, I’m working on a musical piece for Nightmare Night and playing Front Mission 2. On top of everything else, that is.

7) I have no idea what to say here.

1) 990. Hovered around there for a while. It’s been as high as 992 and dropped as low as 975, I believe it was. Went up a little today.

2) Having worked with a high school student while subbing that had schizophrenia, yes, I’m positive.

3) It’s important to be challenged in order to learn when to rise and when to let things go. But the moment it gets physical or extremes into character assassination, there is no lesson to be learned. Detached ponynet trolling tends to be a safer avenue for all involved. Unless it crosses the line into harassment. I draw a clear line between learning to let things slide off you and harassment/assault.

Not the most popular answer, I’m sure, but I grew up different. Everypony got mocked and belittled, and everypony mocked and belittled others.

4) I swear to Celestia, this is like the third time.

5) Luna have mercy, we got a clever mutha [omitted] over here.

6) It’s not nice to make baseless accusations of mental imbalance.

7) I think whoever started this match capped the tech tree too low for high-end genetic engineering.

mutedgrey replied to your post: mutedgrey replied to your post: 1) Possibly….

Hmm I don’t remember saying anything bad but I also can’t remember what the redacted word was, haha. In other news, your government sounds scarily like ours.

1) That’s nice, dear. Now go play.

2) You’re absolutely right. Let me go use my lyre playing talent to go advance irrigation technology.

3) If I get into a fight with a dragon, I’m gonna lose. I can at least try to fight it; I might even get lucky and escape. But you can’t win against aging. Ever.

4) Well would you look at that.

5) I’d be devastated. If he ever did, I’d rather never find out.

6) No, because being a prick is subjective. The concept of evil is supposed to be cosmically defined.

7) I don’t recall getting “a very nice ask” in quite some time.

8) For the most part, it works fine for us. Massive societies work best when governed on individual district levels. The only reason there’s any issue is because changing laws regarding non-pony marriage falls under immigration/integration, which in a nation with open borders can only be regulated at the national level. And a law regarding name changing is a matter of security, which is also a national concern. We don’t have things like facial recognition software, so names are important for identification.

Changing either law, with proper process, wouldn’t cause any problems. It’s just that the kind of laws they are require national legislation. And that means the ponies with the money/influence can toss their weight around to sway others away from change that may have unforeseen side-effects.

mutedgrey replied to your post: 1) Possibly. Smooth Criminal might have had a…

Keep Gaming, Baby! (or perhaps [redacted] since I don’t really like calling grown mares baby) Krastos “Gluemaker” Bear?

1) This is why you really need to explain exactly what you mean in the ask you send. I do these in the order I get them and there are nineteen waiting after this set of eight.

2) I’ll keep your concerns in mind.

3) REGURGITATION, ASSOCIATION, OR MISDIRECTION OF PONYNET REFERENCE GOES HERE.

4) While she does have that power, Princess Celestia is wise enough to not wantonly indulge everypony’s fancy. She only acts directly upon matters of grave importance and otherwise lets us govern ourselves. On the other hoof, the average pony just doesn’t care and the upper-crust actively oppose anything that doesn’t benefit themselves.

5) Fool me, fool me.

6) Familiar with the name. Never read it.

7) The old mare’s tale? It was an all-consuming creature of toxic corruption. Even if it is real, why would you take the risk worshiping it?

8) “Gluemaker” Bear! Of course! I knew there had to be a way to fit him in there! I got hung up on his last name, Arctos.

1) Possibly. Smooth Criminal might have had a similar affect.

2) Kids Gone Bad? Kick Gum Back? Kiss Green Bats?

3) I have no idea. Not something I make a calculated effort to discover.

4) Wasn’t that the thing I wasn’t supposed to answer for some reason? I can’t remember.

5) We are young. Heartache to heartache we stand.

… Shoot, already used that one.

6) Vega…?

…

Vega…

7) Oh. It’s an old post that I only just tagged, but my meta powers weren’t always around. They aren’t going to know anything from a time before they existed.

1) Probably getting my cutie mark.

2) What? Can’t I be both?

3) That is incorrect.

4) Why are you yelling?

5) Lowered expectations altering perspective so that it appears that I’m succeeding.

6) That’s not really something nice so much as something neutral.

7) Why wouldn’t it be serious?

1) You’re insensitive to others. That doesn’t make you evil; it makes you a prick.

2) Why should I have to do anything? In fact, if I went out of my way to trust you, it’s a lot easier to not trust you.

3) You are mistaken.

4) I never asked to be sent more messages than I can answer in a day without spamming my follower’s dashboards. But for the sake of argument, am I sure about what?

5) No, he isn’t. Because it’s not another dimension. It’s not an alternate reality. It’s not anything. Just some human drawing pictures.

6) Where else would he carry it?

7) You can either pop a Mana Pot, down an Ether, or hit a few blues.

If we’re being serious, in dire need a unicorn can drain a magically-infused object to rapidly recuperate. It’s slightly dangerous, but no more so than most things.

1) Oh [omitted] me sideways…

2) Obviously, why wouldn’t it be literally?

3) Certainly. Everypony loves a moist bed.

4) Of course. After all, Wumbology is the study of wumbo. And everypony loves Wumboween.

5) Sorta like Foxbat style.

6) Woah. This is going a little too fast. It’s not you; it’s me.

7) Oh, you’re leaving? So soon?

8) As has been mentioned plenty of times, ponies will eat unfertilized eggs, usually in cakes.

1) You caught me. I’m not really a pony. I’m actually a pygmy elephant.

2) You know what? Yeah. I’m a virgin. I believe that wraps up your one-track line of questioning.

3) How half baked of you to say. This and the previous answer are brought to you by the National Foundation for the Advancement of- You’re Trying Too Hard.

4) I wish I made A’s back in school. Thanks though!

5) I’m not commenting on this unfounded accusation.

1) Salu~t! How are you?

2) Step 1: Enter bathroom. Step 2: Use bathroom. Step 3: Exit bathroom.

3) I don’t know; I’ve never boxed professionally. I don’t want to get my face torn up. But compared to a human I’ve got a very short reach, so I’d probably never get a single hit in on either.

4) A~nd end scene!

5) I… I mean, that’s not how it… Or… Maybe?

…

What would I ask?

6) Told you I could be scary! In your face, anon who insisted I couldn’t!

I wish I’d listened… Nothing like seeing a sick artist’s depiction of your own brutal murder.

As for you. I knew better than to click that link, but when I saw the mail address- I trusted you. You betrayed that trust. I hope you’re satisfied.

1) Pretty sure you’ve sent this before. Still don’t get it.

2) Can’t say I have.

3) Growing old scares me.

4) Solomon?

5) Well, I do like ice cream and pizza. And it’ll just gonna go to waste once they’re stopped.

Hmm…

6) Thank you, Hit Anon! Now hurry! There are more dates to be saved!

1) Don’t project yourself onto me.

2) Equestria. Ah-quest-tree-ah.

3) Huh. I wasn’t aware the Griffon Kingdom was an actual, you know, monarchy. I thought it was just an autocracy. Alternate dimension or maybe I was just misinformed.

Be nice, be considerate of pony customs, and have patience. Patience and courtesy will win over individuals and unless you’re running for office, that’s all you ever really need.

4) Can’t even remember the date of something that happened this year… I’d say it’s a wonder I can remember my own birthday, but well…

5) Alright, there’s a button on the top left corner of my tumblr page, if you’re really so invested.

6) Will do, though I think she got the message earlier.

7) …

1) No offense, but that is seriously as bad of an intro as Regular Show. Nothing happens! I like the chord progression, though. Could use some more bass.

2) Absolutely! I haven’t sat down and listened to all of the tracks they’ve done, but my favorite’s still Light Up The Night. In fact, that’s one of my favorite songs!

In particular, I like the ambiguity of the lyrics. Makes it much more legitimate than somepony singing about Mario fighting Bowser.

3) Who thought you were dead? I didn’t even know you existed. And what about “our” mom? Is Green Angel supposed to be my real name? Are you Racer X?

4) But why is that?

5) How about a roast?

6) I’d believe it. But if she did manipulate events, she did it for a reason. She always does.

1) I prefer digital over analog.

Did I do that joke already?

2) Well, that was quite some time ago. I was sad when it happened; I think everypony was. It does happen, though. I miss that gif of Applebloom saying “Scootaloo~!”

3) I’m sorry. I’m not sure what that date is for. Dates are one of the big reasons I’m bad at history.

4) Oh no. Not this time.

5) I don’t drink coffee regularly. And I like my males lively, interesting, and independent. By the way, and you’ve probably realized this by now, but that joke doesn’t work very well for ponies.

6) Are you going to help me pay for them?

Then does it concern you?

Didn’t think so.

7) Not offensive, no. Just kinda silly. And that cat looks like it wants to kill ponies that weren’t even involved in it’s current situation.

1) Funny mare.

2) Reminded me of that You’re a Meshi YTP. Not gonna post a link (adult), but I watched it again. Quality doesn’t really hold up, unfortunately.

3) Something related to tattooing could be a cutie mark, I guess. Something like an inked needle maybe?

4) You’re gonna have to explain that one.

5) Bouncy mane.

6) No. I hate them because they keep drawing me wearing pants.

1) Er… Uh… The… owing kind. Clearly.

2) That sounds lovely! It’s always nice to visit friends!

3) Keratin, evidently. I was never very good at biology, but unless I’ve missed my mark, the closest approximation to unicorn horns would be rhinoceros horns. Don’t hold me to that.

4) I tend to not respond, but concepts like this are why I rarely get too close to anypony.

5) I’ve seen a few posts from it reblogged here and there from other tumblrs. Seems alright.

6) Fear? I mean, I do avoid it. I’m sorry it happens when it does, particularly to my friends. But fear? Zero.

7) Everything judges everything else on everything about everything. It’s not a matter of whether or not somepony is racist; it’s to what extent. And even that can’t be accurately measured.

8) Just the kinda stuff you think about when you’re lying awake in the dark for the umpteenth hour in a row. Beats worrying about what might be out there, anyway.

1) Don’t be silly. Ladders just don’t exist for Unicorns and Pegasus.

2) That’s my beau.

3) Do I look like I’ve ever gotten a makeover?

4) Can I just ask what the [omitted] is wrong with you? For real. No excuses for that [omitted].

5) I’d prefer not to get involved.

6) Things are certainly capable of getting better. Absolutely. I don’t believe overt bigotry is the real issue, though (which I mentioned here). The option to choose one over another is where it all starts, but you can’t eliminate that without eliminating free will. I’m not sure what the answer is, though. Every method I’ve ever heard of has been tried for hundreds of years with little advancement. From where I sit, that’s not an issue with the society but with the avenues of change.

[redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your post: 1) No, John, you are the demons. And then John…

ahahaha the John you are the demons thing again

1) …

2) And it never gets old.

3) You’re absolutely right. Let me just clap my hooves together and change a law I had no hoof in creating.

4) Or, and just follow me on this one, I keep it the same. Sounds crazy, right? I think I’m gonna try it, though. The keeping-it-the-same-thing, that is.

5) Psychological damage is still damage. It’s not just physical. It’s the way you think, talk, knee jerk reactions, favoritism. Things that are more subtle- that can’t be managed by law enforcement without some type of illicit thought control. And that would eliminate free will.

6) It wouldn’t matter if it did or not. Even if two ponies were identical in every capacity they’d find something.

7) I see! Is this a particular holiday for you or just a vacation?

8) Yeah. Sometimes I worry about doing the same references over and over again, but I only know so many that humans would get.

1) No, Hulk! No! I was making fun of the question! It was about some wrestler that was before my time and I was redirecting it. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. You’re my favorite impossibly muscular super hero. Honest.

2) I know it’s a problem, I just hoped it wasn’t serious. It’ll never be gone. So long as two anythings stand on the same plane they’ll find something to hate about each other. Because what is the right answer? If two ponies have a race and one can fly, is that fair? If you prohibit flight to something that’s used to flying, is that fair?

I know it’s real, I guess I just wanted it to not be serious.

3) Pretty you say?

Well, hello there! How are you? Besides the aforementioned mighty fine, that is.

4) Uh huh.

5) Even modest levitation offers a pretty good grip.

6) Why would I, especially now?

7) I’m sorry. Don’t you live in a bakery? Maybe I’m assuming too much.

1) Sounds like a pokemon.

2) I always preferred The Infraggable Krunk.

3) “… We’re not fighting for ourselves. Today, not even for the alliance. The ocean is at our backs … If we falter, our families will have nowhere left to run … For their sake, that must not come to pass.” - Commander Hurricane

4) What’s a bootstrap?

5) Manageable stressers build coping mechanisms. Sheer terror leaves behind a shell of the former self.

6) I’m dandy! Thanks for asking!

7) I don’t know. I never used to think it was a serious problem. But at the same rate, I worry about Krastos.

8) I had an argument about the whole .3 repeating x 3 equaling 1 thing once. Unfortunately, I was on the wrong side. Must have looked pretty foalish.

1) No, John, you are the demons.

And then John was a zombie.

2) You can’t arrest somepony through the ponynet.

3) Are you sure that isn’t just a rodent wearing a mask?

4) She may just be acting out for extra attention, or maybe she has a greater destiny with boxes. You know, like that one guy from that game?

If it persists, then I’d take her to get a checkup.

5) Here’s some information that evidently nopony ever taught you growing up: Sometimes there isn’t a polite way to ask a question, because you were never meant to ask the question.

6) Favorite to look at? Hmm… Lilac? Favorite to eat?

I like mine mashed and with cheese. I’m a little weird.

7) That’s a funny kind of question. I’ve heard her talk a few times, but her voice doesn’t always sound the same. Then again, I’m still not sure what she prefers to be called. I think there may be more than one.

1) Musically, I’m trying to work on a mixture of TiK ToK and Gangnam Style. They aren’t worth just covering because I’d never be able to match the studio quality. But if I mixed them together it would be something more unique! The transitions seem to work in my head, but I want better sound quality on the drums. Trying to do some research on how to acquire that.

Last week I finished playing through the original Front Mission patched into Equestrian. It was interesting to see the mechanics present back then and mentally compare them to 3 and 4. Specifically, I really liked the idea of the supply truck vs the repair backpack found in 4 and on. I’d like to play 2 and 5, but I’m not that good at roms with settings to adjust.

2) I Burned My Dread.

3) Bite me.

4) Lon Lon Ranch, or were you being a Resident Evil 2 zombie?

5) I thought I already was.

6) If a tree falls in a forest and nopony is around, will anypony look for your body?

7) You’re suggesting I show Sweetie Belle, the filly, a R rated horror movie. Not even a scary or suspenseful movie, a horror movie.

No, I don’t believe that’s a good idea, sir.

8) Good evening, Spi-… Oh. Well, Good evening, little dragon!

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1) That’s a good question, I guess… I wouldn’t really be the one with the answer to that, though.

2) Press the Red Button. Sun goes down. Time’s up! Let’s play again!

3) Technically, because they mesh (and this part’s important) when not in use. From a human’s perspective, and what you’re probably referring to, because most of the explicit material about us that you’d stumble upon is made by humans.

4) Once or twice. Never a huge deal.

5) Looks like I’m going to be Medusa. Not sure how I’m going to do the snakes, though. Can’t afford to buy a new costume.

6) Considering what this said before I censored it, hopefully the asker will get a kick out of this.

7) Actually, yes! Because my diet isn’t always the best, I take multivitamins.

1) Sorry. Even my imagination has its limits. I can’t even picture that.

2) Context?

3) We’ve been over this, but to clarify, no.

4) I don’t have an opinion.

5) They retract into the body for protection, same as the other stallion “naughty bit.”

6) Nah. Upbeat tune, sure, but the lyrics are a little dark/morbid in places.

This song holds a pretty special place in my heart. Somepony sang it to me once when I was younger, with slightly altered lyrics.

7) Well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves with things that may never happen.

… I think it would be a good day, though.