Ask Lyra

1) Oh… I guess that would be why you wrote it out as two words, huh? Eh heh heh… Eh…

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Uh… Get a job in a morgue? I don’t know. But definitely don’t work as a surgeon. That won’t end well.

2) Okay.

3) The age of consent is different depending on where you live. If you don’t know, look it up.

Chloroform is toxic. Even between two legal, consenting ponies as some kind of fetish, it’s extremely dangerous. Nevermind that whole willing/consenting part I keep going over.

Lastly, [omitted] ew! That’s your sister!

If you need a reason not to, incest is illegal because of the genetic deficiencies that occur to any possible offspring.

4) Evidently we’ve got a few poets out this evening.

1) Have you tried capping somepony in a video game?

In all seriousness, the first problem you’re having is the very notion of “Blood Lust,” which assumes that anypony, or anything, causes harm to another for no reason other than some made up instinct.

What you have is frustration that you’ve come to realize can be released through violence. What you need to do is find some other way to ease that tension. I don’t know you. I don’t know what your interests are so it’s tough for me to give you a replacement. You could try something constructive, exercise, a form of mindless entertainment like certain television shows or video games. Maybe you could build something of your own to subsequently destroy.

You could even do… more private things if that eases your frustration, either by yourself or with another if they’re willing and of legal age.

2) You have no idea how much the pegasus in Cloudsdale love asking that. They see a unicorn up there and it’s like a field-day.

3) Wow. Catchy.

Is it a work in progress?

[redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your post: 1) M-Maybe we should talk about that some other…

There has to be something not too private that you’d like to do with Bo-er, Krastos. Like a picnic! Snowball fight? Dancing? Weekend getaway at a little bed and breakfast? Playing in a plastic ball pit? Swimming? Jumping in a bouncy castle? No?

askgildagriffon replied to your post: 1) M-Maybe we should talk about that some other…

Aww But I’m Sure Everyone Wants To Know What You Want To Do With Boscov.

colorsymphony replied to your photoset

Flappy!

1) Get your realism out of my game mechanics.

2) What human-y stuff?

3) Thanks?

4) Sorry, I meant to address this when you asked it.

Of course we do all kinds of stuff. We talk, we go for walks, we go out to dinner, he makes dinner, or lunch, or breakfast. I just can’t think of anything public I’d want to do with him that we haven’t already done or discussed.

I’m liking that bouncy castle idea, though…

5) That’s beginning to become a problem, to be honest.

6) You mean… I’m the demons?

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Now I’m a zombie.

askapple-jack replied to your post: 1) Hold on. … Nope, you haven’t. 2) Oh, I guess…

Uck… Those darn Flim Flams…

carrotcake-replies replied to your post: 1) Hold on. … Nope, you haven’t. 2) Oh, I guess…

The mental image put into my head with question and answer #1..

1) They’re convenient but detrimental to immersion? I don’t know what you want me to say here.

2) See the question below yours.

3) An alchemist eh? Never could get the hang of that myself.

What is it? Dragons?!

4) I still can’t get that earworm of a song out of my head!

5) It’s pretty simple. Lean forward and look down. Basic pony anatomy.

1) Hold on.

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Nope, you haven’t.

2) Oh, I guess I forgot to delete that.

It’s not a term I ordinarily use on my page, but yeah, it’s attractive.

3) Hit Anon is really the Flim Flam Brothers?

4) First you call me a “Sneak Thief”, then you ask me to conjure you up a bed, now you’re worried about me scaring these blank-face drones?

And I swear to Celestia if you say one more word about your knee I’m gonna turn into a equinewolf and use you as a chew toy!

1) M-Maybe we should talk about that some other time.

2) Thank you!

Wuld…

NAH-KEST!

1) Uh…

Eh heh heh…

[Clearing Troat]

Next question?

2) Because I don’t apply myself.

3) That makes me sad.

1) Uh… What do they say?

2) Play video games, write, do tumblr stuff, trying to get a little bit of drawing in there too. Play music, obviously, but not the sort of thing I’d record and upload.

[Audible Sigh]

I can play alright if I’m given the proper key, but without that I just can’t seem to figure it out on my own.

3) Too bad I’ve never seen the show. Interesting crossover, though!

Also I can’t cook.

carrotcake-replies replied to your photo: This could not possibly have been drawn for me….

John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went…

1) Must write. Must do something.

2) So he had to go. John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed.

1) I’m not entirely sure what you’re even asking. Have I always wanted to see a human? Not particularly. Either way, I’ve already met one. His name was Marty and he had a time traveling car.

2) Uh. Fine.

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3) Did you know that boredom is the reason that most ponies start smoking? It’s not the notorious peer pressure, it’s just bored ponies wanting to try something out.

Of course, I would never recommend it. There are all sorts of things you can do if you’re bored. Have you ever tried drawing up your own board game or making a maze? I did that before. It was pretty fun!

4) Like… On my head? No.

5) I’ve never heard of that before. I don’t think you do.

carrotcake-replies replied to your post: 1) Gilda, I don’t have fingers. Can you flip this…

The Third game is outstanding. I thought it was some [redacted] GTA knockoff until I entered the digital universe (which strangely looked a lot like TRON) and fought some gigantic dragon-mecha thing.

No doubt. I’ve seen a friend of mine play it a few times. Those crazy trick moves you can do are pretty awesome.

I’ve noticed some fairly substantial balance issues, but considering the arcadey feel of the game I don’t guess that matters too much.

1) Gilda, I don’t have fingers. Can you flip this guy off for me?

2) Okay, let’s see what he’s talking about.

Yahoof…

N Y T E… blade…

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Ugh… For the last time. I don’t have Saints Row 3. Have never played any Saints Row game. I’ve seen it played, and two and three were/are very innovative. But I only know very specific information about the story. That’s it.

3) Well, duh. We’re herd animals. Hate to break this to you brony, but humans are too.

4) …

5) Go back and reread my last post. After you show me where I tried spelling my name that way, I’ll let you reword the question and ask it again.

1)

2) Sorry, but it’s actually spelled “O V E R L O R D.”

3)

I didn’t draw that picture, by the way.

1) Uh… Something wrong with your L-key there, brony?

Edit: Wait, I’m sorry. You’re obviously taking the absolute value of ‘ahar.’ My mistake.

2) This is a link to a video reaction.

3) This one has a minor swear in it.

4) I don’t cook, but I know what you’re talking about.

1) Enjoyed that name drop, did you?

Go Go Power Rangers! You Mighty Morphin’ Power Range~r~s!

2) No, I sleep with combat boots and a pair of shorts. I also wear a long, tattered cape, bracers with fake hands, color my mane, and wear a full body costume with accompanying mask.

I look like this when I sleep.

[redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your post: askgildagriffon replied to your post: 1) Wasn’t he…

>Get a custom avatar drawn specifically for you. > Someone else uses it?

No, that’s just how it comes up when somepony submits something anonymously. If it’s an ask, it does the silhouette, if it’s a submission, it just uses your own avatar.

I figured somepony would be curious about it, though.

askgildagriffon replied to your post: 1) Wasn’t he one of those human presidents of…

I See You More As A Damp Comforter

1) Strange is relative.

2) I am, yes.

An impressive undertaking, though it sounds like the voice actors could use some theater training.

3) Uh, no.

It’s just a drink.

4) And some anons make tumblrs without posting anything on their own account, just as a means of identifying themselves to the ponies they ask questions to. Plus, by using the follow feature, it helps keep track of all the tumblrs they would have to manually check everyday.

Sorry, but having nothing to post is not a valid excuse.

… For whatever you were arguing about.

5) It’s really good, though.

And sorry, I waited in line again, but a whole bunch of other ponies must have woke up earlier today. They ran out before I got any.

6) Was the name of an Alfred Hitchcock episode.

7) And when the hay are you going to come over and hang out again?

1) Wasn’t he one of those human presidents of yours?

Isn’t he dead?

2) Oh great. A joke about domestic abuse.

I’m just playin’. I hope I’m not perceived as that much of a wet blanket.

3) Boscov has never done anything to cause me any physical harm.

Take that however you want it.

4) In retrospect, it was a pretty weak connection. Don’t worry about it.

1) I know three girls that could teach you far better than I.

2) A scorpion?! This is a terrible episode!

1) …

2) Still going to be in line tomorrow.

3) Evidently, he’s dead. Not that I have any idea what that means.

4) Pair of hedge trimmers will bring that back into line real quick.

5) Noted.

1) I’ll get in line again tomorrow. I’m sure Boscov would be willing to pay for you.

2) …

1) I remember hearing somepony say that a lot. No idea what’s it’s from.

2) I don’t like restrictive dances. If I dance, I let the music take me.

3) Sure did! That message I sent last night was from when I was settling down in line! I was 4th! I got some for Boscov and myself! His treat, of course.

Pinkie sure does have a lot of disposable income to have bought that much…

4) Double entendre.

5) Well then, do I have a song for you (mildy suggestive lyrics).

6) Slept in line to get some cider for Boscov and I, then went back and we drank it together.

Nothing else planned for today, really.

7) That means “what” to me? I’m not going to judge somepony based on their profession, especially not one they don’t even do anymore.

carrotcake-replies replied to your post: carrotcake-replies replied to your photo: I…

Sorry but that really made me happy. I’m all there giggling like a dumb tool now. But well, I just did, I guess? I never really had much experience with drawing prior to Mr. Cake, so actually doing the blog did the most for me.

But even your first post back on your old account was incredible! I don’t remember what it was at the moment, but I remember thinking “Wow! This is awesome!”

1) …

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Sorry. I’m not in the business of vigilante justice. You’ll have to go elsewhere.

Besides, if I knew of any such cases I wouldn’t just sit back and let it continue. Underage, that is. Prostitution is legal in Equestria, but I wouldn’t talk to the Princess about it if I were you. She does not approve.

2) Funny you should bring that up! I was in line earlier today to get some cider when these two salesponies showed up. They sang this really annoying song, but at the same time it was catchy.

Didn’t like their attitude toward the end… But competition is good for the consumer, right? They said they’d be back tomorrow.

I hope nothing bad happens to the Apple family.

3) Frog’s Theme, Chrono Trigger. If you ever wonder about a piece I upload, check the original post and you’ll find it in the tags there.

I’ll be uploading the version with drums later today.

4) Well that’s good! Unfortunately, somepony messaged Boscov about it. Now I feel bad.

1) I’d advise you to watch yourself. Ever seen what happens when a pony who spends all her energy trying to save her family suddenly has nothing to use that energy on and is confronted?

Let’s just say I’ve seen a filly snap. And by “snap”, I mean she broke an adult stallion’s spine.

2) We got into a huge, physical fight-to-the-death and it was only through Sweetie Belle, Bon-Bon, and Winona’s combined begging for mercy that we decided not to kill each other. I have three broken ribs and I dislocated Boscov’s left shoulder.

How do you think things went?

carrotcake-replies replied to your photo: I brought my tablet to Boscov’s and drew Puma! …

As too a late starter in drawings (7 months of experience now), I gotta say it’s coming along, you got the right goals (starting with easy stuff), etc. etc., and good job, keep it up.

You… What?!

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What?!

But you’re incredible! How in Equestria did you get that good in such a short time?!

krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: krastosthegluemaker replied to your post:…

Fresh mapple pecan pie with hot cocoa.

You drive a hard bargain…

Hmm…

I suppose I’ll accept…

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On my way now! See you soon, Love!

krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: krastosthegluemaker replied to your post:…

I’m making chili~ Wouldn’t you like some? And maybe something nice for desert?

Chili, hmm? And what’s this theoretic dessert?

[redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your post: TONIGHT ON ONE LYRA TO LIVE: BOSCOV GOES TO THE YMCA,

Hey that’s not nice, spiders serve a very important function. I understand if the spiders are invading your personal space, though. What if the box was old nightmare night decorations and the spiders were fake? Everpresentshades wasn’t clear!

The fire wasn’t for the spiders.

krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: pegasus-cloud-kicker replied to your post: These…

So I can’t interest you into coming over for dinner tonight?

1) Your seapony is in another castle.

2) Well… I might be interested in that…

pegasus-cloud-kicker replied to your post: These are all awesome. …

Why, Lyra, why.

1) Welcome to my page. Feel free to use the sidebar to look back on some older posts.

I don’t think Bon-Bon has a dark side. She might, but I’ve never heard of it.

2) I don’t want to do anything today.

Please don’t make me do stuff.

These are all awesome.

http://ask-lugia.tumblr.com/post/16392836627/brb-guys-i-gotta-go-to-the-store

http://ask-lugia.tumblr.com/post/16393431653

http://ask-lugia.tumblr.com/post/16394100759

http://ask-lugia.tumblr.com/post/16394519741

http://ask-lugia.tumblr.com/post/16394895516

http://ask-lugia.tumblr.com/post/16395243797

http://ask-lugia.tumblr.com/post/16395587906

http://ask-lugia.tumblr.com/post/16418340059

http://ask-lugia.tumblr.com/post/16420901726

http://ask-lugia.tumblr.com/post/16421350472

Follow the awesome pokemon.

1) Grape soda’s still the [omitted], my [omitted]. No KFCs though, ‘cause ponies don’t chew on a chicken’s [omitted]. We’re all against death and [omitted], feel me?

2) Giant’s Toe and Wheat. The speed in which the skill levels depends on how much the potion you make is worth (unlike smithing and enchanting), so if you have any alchemy boosting gear you’ll want to wear that. Being well rested helps too.

Did you at least get the dragon’s soul?

3) If her cutie mark story is any indication, Gritty Lyra might have an evil side to her. But she also seems to be troubled herself.

Maybe all Lyra have a dark side. Maybe that’s our cosmic connection.

What have I done?

8-bit tracks.

8-bit tracks everywhere.

1) Let me welcome you as well.

2) Thanks! I forgot I was hungry!

3) It can always get worse.

4)