January 2012
Anonymous asked: What happened last night?
krastosthegluemaker asked: Lyra... After what happened last night... I just want you to know... I am here for you, and I always will be.
Thanks, you guys.
And Happy New Year! We’ll be headed home tomorrow, Strawberry.
Anonymous asked: jeez whats yer problems with meat? its just dumb animals serving their intended purpose.
Anonymous asked: Was today any better for you?
1) Dag, yo. That’s whats up.
2) I don’t know… A lot of what I felt was shame for being so uncomfortable.
3) Húfbol in some places.
4) We don’t ever seem to, no.
December 2011
Anonymous asked: How's the trip?
theblackstrawberry asked: Oh no... I just wanted to give you a hug today and wish you happy New Year's, I just forgot...
1) Okie Dokie, Lokie. We’ll see if I actually get anything in the next few days.
2) The protrusion on my noggin. Pegasus use their wings to help, and earth ponies tend to use all four legs.
3) For a second I thought this was a legitimate question, then I saw that clever thing you did. Cute.
Canterlot is in the mountains overlooking Ponyville, where I live.
Unfortunately, I’m not there right now so I can’t give you any directions better than that.
1) My eyes are burning from that one.
2) My ears don’t look any different than anypony else’s ears. But thank you for the compliment.
3) If you’re having too much trouble, try using the Konami Code.
1) I didn’t really do anything. I didn’t tell you were Canterlot is, and if you already knew where it was, you’d have known that Princess Celestia was there. Don’t feel right accepting something for nothing, especially when I’ve no indication that whatever you give me wouldn’t cause me harm. Or if that theoretic harm would be intentional or not.
2) I like how...
1) Forced the Ice Elves underground and tortured them, right? Sound like a bunch of gentlemen and ladies.
2) See, we were joking around and having fun and then you had to go and take it too far. A boulder falls on your party and you all die.
3) Okay. Do me a favor and get that one standing by the spawn point.
4) Canterlot. Chances are you won’t meet the Princess Celestia from my...
Anonymous asked: *Silly camper*, Orz are not talking about Dynarri. Orz am asking if ponies want start *parties* with Orz.
Your spell failed; a more powerful version is already in effect.
I mean, look at all this sexy.
An older picture, obviously, since Bon-Bon isn’t with Boscov and I in Manehatten right now.
Anonymous asked: My my, it sounds like you've had a run-in with some nasty races. I could tell you about them, but the Melnorme culture has a strict policy against GIVING away information. However, we can sell you information for a nominal sum of credits, which can be gained by letting us study your race and/or planet.
theblackstrawberry asked: Yeah, I got the message. Im glad your getting them! I hope your enjoying yourself!
[redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your post: Human (3rdstreetponies@gmail.com) submitted: …
I regret clicking on that.
Sorry, I added the page break for a reason. Maybe I should put a warning.
Maybe I should change the URL from AskLyra to SendLyraReferencesAndMemes.
1) Well, that beats the super religious and warmongering first contacts we made earlier this year.
2) Memory isn’t what it used to be. Only one camp I can think of right now.
3) I got nothin’.
Human (3rdstreetponies@gmail.com) submitted:
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Wow… I really wanted to see that in my inbox…
I try not to think about it. But then again, I heard this PETA are actually just as malicious as a butcher. Something about domesticated animals are a blight and they put them down? That’s horrible!
Warning: Bloody, sad things after the break.
Is...
Can we please just stop? Please?
I know some of you are curious, and I know it’s hard to just take things at face value, but I really don’t want to talk about it. The subject has no relevance to anything and simply does not matter.
If you have to know whether or not we do, I’ve admitted it. But the dynamics of how are absolutely none of anypony’s business.
Anonymous asked: Did the train ride go okay? Was there any robbery attempts?
1. Sorry, the source I was going on seemed to imply it was a type of asexual orientation. Can’t say I’m familiar with the subject.
2. Sorry, we were up pretty early and were kinda in a hurry. Thanks for the well wishes!
3. Uh… Yeah. Have you ever drawn breath? That’s happened to most everypony, I’d wager.
4. Done. I didn’t wear them for very long.
Salut! I hope you enjoyed what you saw!
theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra, I actually spoke with Mr. Krastos. He's a nice bear, and I'm glad your with him, since he loves you and cares about you a lot. I told him to hug you for me, so you should be receiving a daily shipment.
[redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your post: 1. I can’t say that I find anypony to really be…
#1 is really interesting. Would you consider yourself a demiromantic of sorts?
No, as that would make me of an asexual orientation.
And being that this is a family friendly page, I can’t really go into any more detail than that or explain why.
2 tags
CYOA #65
You contemplate taking a very Minecraftian approach and digging to safety. But unfortunately, the real world doesn’t function with Minecraft rules. The stone you’re standing on might as well be impenetrable, and the frozen ground outside would take too long to dig through as well. Nevermind the Giant roaming around out there.
You put your gauntlet away and draw your bow and an...
1. I can’t say that I find anypony to really be physically attractive. It’s less about how you look, and more about how you carry yourself. What expression you wear. Do you walk like every step might be your last, or do you have a confident weight in your stride?
2. Maybe if this was playing in the background, I might consider it.
1) Thanks, Strawberry! Not sure how much use it’ll get, seeing as we have central heating and air again, but thanks none-the-less!
2) That’s the point. The only problem with Boscov moving in is how little room we already have, plus the lack of a dedicated room where he could set up a chemistry lab. Then again, I have no idea what kind of zoning laws there are, or what kind of...
1) Then he’d have to move in with me.
…
You didn’t think this through very well, did you?
2) No. .oN
3) Because this isn’t a fairy tale and you aren’t Goldilocks.
4) I can’t think of any reason why not.
…
Oh wait. Yeah I can.
No.
You have to understand that most Asperger’s cases are still higher-functioning special ed students. A lot of what I deal with are severely Autistic students that can barely write if at all, can barely hold a conversation if at all, might not be capable of learning their own address, and in one case was completely incapable of making a decision of their own. Asperger’s, even in more...
Johnny was phone.
No.
Yes. Unlike our CYOA main character, I remembered to pack a toothbrush.
Now that you know, you can start acting like a nice pony!
D’aww. Thanks!
Where you’re the only member.
I might start doing this if I get a bunch of little asks so I don’t spam anypony’s dash.
illipony asked: You're all wrong! Illidan hugs are best hugs, because I don't give any.
theblackstrawberry asked: Lyra hugs are best hugs. *hug*
loudestdecibelle asked: Did Sweetie Belle and Tootsie enjoy it as well? I'd hope they did.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: HA, you silly filly! I am not trying to turn you into cheese and I like you when you get angry at me. It's kinda cute! You appear not to deny the "Doggy" style liking, so does that mean you do?
theblackstrawberry asked: Hmmm... only 5 hugs... WELL! IM GLAD THERE ARE NO TIME LIMITS ON EACH HUG!
loudestdecibelle asked: Mine was pretty great as well. It was finally the first one I could spend as a family and with another pony, so I'd have to say it was my best one so far!
loudestdecibelle asked: Hi Lyra! How was your Hearth's Warming?
Anonymous asked: *Throws a lust potion at you*
theblackstrawberry asked: Hello Lyra, I heard you were giving away hugs? I'd like as many as I can please.
Anonymous asked: Don't you mean "No mare, I have a bear"?
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: How aboooout nope! We can still go out, too! It will be fun! You can get your bear, too.. And your friend BB! It will be one big pizza party! We could all get drunk, too! That sounds like fun, right?
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Okay, okay... Then I will just wait until you do! I will get drunk in BB's house and totally do whatever I will do.. I'm already drunk, but you want to go out sometime, Lyra?
diamondmint asked: Hi Lyra. How are things today? -Mint
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: That's it. I'm going to DESTROY you! Where do you live or should I ask your bear?
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Whatever you say, Miss Canterlot. So, a drunk bar fight? That sounds fun, but i'm afraid I might hurt you.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Lyra, you called me a male and I will have to fight you with a rap battle or something. Where should we meet? Your house or mine? There will be tons of alcohol either way.
[redacted]yesrainbowdash replied to your post: I got to admit, whenever I try to think of what goes on between you and Boscov behind closed doors.
That describes what I think of, too. Not that I’m always trying to think of you and Krastos together, though.
That’s one of the reasons why I prefer ponies thinking that.
pegasus-cloud-kicker asked: Lyra, that was horrible and you should feel ashamed of yourself. No one uses "Dawg" these days. It's all about "Dude" and such. What are you going to do now, Grandma?
Anonymous asked: I got to admit, whenever I try to think of what goes on between you and Boscov behind closed doors, I can only imagine cute stuff like cuddling and spooning.