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November 2011

CYOA #34

You are a good pony from an honest upbringing. You refuse such selfish thoughts and vow to return as soon as possible! But in your righteous fury, you forget that part about a toothbrush. Oops!

This might be your only chance to get supplies from town. You have to make sure you’ve thought of everything before going back.

Nov 30, 2011 1 note
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I'll admit, I'm somewhat intolerant when it comes to non-equines in Equestria and when Krastos (or Boscov, I don't know what his real name is.) first showed up around Ponyville I had some harsh words and unwarranted suspicions of him. I'm sorry for that now, because from what you've shown us all he's a good bear who treats you fine and who seems to care deeply for those around him. So I guess I just wanted to say thank you, for being open-minded and showing me that non-equines aren't so bad.

This sounds very nice, and I thank you for your change of heart. But technically, you didn’t wrong me in anyway. You should really be telling this to Krastos, which is his actual name by the way.

He’s Boscov to me.

Nov 30, 2011 2 notes
Lyra.

You don’t look like Flappy to me.

Nov 30, 2011
Do you ever worry you might have a heat stroke while being intimate with Boscov?

He’s warm. He isn’t a living boiler!

Nov 30, 2011 3 notes
CYOA #33

There were fires lit in the main hall and the armory, so you assume one of the two have a means to produce a fire. But just the same you pack a camping, extended-neck lighter. No particular reason why that model, it’s just the only lighter you own. You aren’t sure how to make a torch, and being that it’s the middle of summer, no idea where anyone would be selling wood outside of hardware store, building-grade lumber, which is a little outside of your price range.

Unfortunately part of living in a utopia is that weapons, even just models, are strictly regulated. Most guards don’t even carry any. It would take you weeks to get a hold of even one, and and would likely cost more than you make in a month.

That last thought gives you pause. Sure, if you had to be there you’d likely be better off with Princess and Amy. But you don’t. You technically have no reason to go back. You were asked to scale the mountain, and you did. You didn’t receive any further orders.

Nov 30, 2011 1 note
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CYOA #32

Your breathing becomes forced. You begin to worry that maybe you’re trapped here too and you just don’t know it yet. You ask if it would be alright if you left now to get some supplies. Princess nods and signals for them to head back outside. Amy glances up to you, seemingly on the verge of tears, but says nothing. She appears sorry.

Along the way you try to explain that your tools will come in handy when you come back. And you’ll be sure to bring food and blankets. Whenever you make eye contact they nod, but otherwise show no sign of response.

The three of you return to the hall where you first met. You notice now much warmer it is in here by contrast. Still cold, but not dangerously so. You leave your gauntlet, bow, and arrows on the table, to lighten your load. You tell the two ponies you’ll be back as soon as you can, and even leave the food and drink you had left with them.

They both wave and lie down on the rug surrounding the table while you head for the exit. Amy still seems to be fighting back tears. You wish you could console her, but you’re somewhat frightened by what happened. You’ve seen enough horror movies to know that it’s entirely possible these two aren’t actually on your side.

After leaving the building, you turn around and look back until you’ve passed the still opened gate and can no longer see the building’s doorway.

…

That was two hours ago. You take one last step and find yourself at the end of the mountain’s trail; back home in town. The moment you stop your head floods with thoughts, not the least of which is troubling…

Back at your home, you grab two more sets of saddlebags. You fill one with your smithing tools and three blankets. Another with an ample supply of food and water. You have one empty saddlebag with two compartments that you can still fill, along with a few bits you had lying around to possibly buy something.

It’s roughly four in the afternoon.

Nov 30, 2011 2 notes
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Play
Nov 30, 2011 7 notes
All Lyras are best ponies

All kind ponies are best ponies.

Nov 30, 2011
CYOA #31

You make your humble suggestion to Amy, but she turns away and hides her face. At first you think maybe she’s crying, but when she turns back, she looks angry. She stares into your eyes with a frigid hate that chills you more than the cold. She repeats, in a very harsh tone, that she can’t leave. Neither of them can leave until they get back what was stolen.

When Amy breaks that horrifying gaze, you shiver.

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Nov 30, 2011 2 notes
Lyra, how was your day?

Been alright so far.

Nov 30, 2011
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You honestly should have seen that coming, Lyra. You of all, *all* ponies should know better than to try and be clever around Anons.. ¬_¬ it just doesn't work.

I knew when I posted it that one was going to be a little too complicated.

It was my bad. Sorry, Boscov!

Nov 30, 2011
"He only likes it before it's mixed and cooked." So he's a coke addict?

I knew I wasn’t going to hear the end of that comment anytime soon.

Nov 30, 2011
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Nov 30, 2011 4 notes
#Dovahkiin
how good is boscov with his 'hot glue gun' if you get what i mean?

Video response (Uh oh you guys! There’s a swear!)

Nov 30, 2011 1 note
Piercings yes.

No thank you.

Nov 30, 2011
He's still a pirate though, with that eye patch and all.

The eyepatch was used in various professions, most of the time by ponies that still had both eyes.

Nov 29, 2011 1 note
So you're going out with a pedo crack addict? I thought you were better than that.

Read the words I wrote and use your brain.

In short, I said he’s neither a pedophile nor a crack addict.

Nov 29, 2011 1 note

Took a minute, but I got it.

Nov 29, 2011 1 note
CYOA #30

You don’t have any lockpicks.

You don’t know who slenderpony is.

There’s nothing to collect.

You don’t want to hug Princess.

You don’t want to talk to Princess.

You’re just standing outside in the snow! It’s freakin’ cold and it’s getting colder by the second!

There’s no door so you drag yourself inside before you get frostbite in your hoofsies! Still shivering like a manmare, you wipe the snow off your body while Princess and Amy follow suit.

After you regain control of your senses, you apologize to yourself for flipping out like that. All that snow was piling up on your back and it’s really cold. Evidently, you hadn’t quite recovered from the last sortie through the snow, because holy crud that was so cold it hurt!

Princess emits a light from her horn and you look around to get your bearings straight. You appear to be at the far end of a hallway that goes the length of the building’s curved side. That’s straight ahead. To the left is another open doorway leading to a room, but it’s too dark to see what’s inside. The stone walls are bare and, try as you might, you can’t find a single marking of interest. The building feels cold, but at least you’re out of the snow.

You pause to remind yourself of the trip here. If you traveled without stopping to eat, it would likely take four hours to descend the mountain and climb back up, plus whatever time it would take to gather supplies in town.

Nov 29, 2011 1 note
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Okay, somepony told me a way to fix my problem, so that’ll be the last post that takes up so much space.

Thank you again!

Nov 29, 2011
Is Boscov secretly a pedo or crack addict?

Boscov is a pedo toward crack. He only likes it before it’s mixed and cooked.

You know, when it isn’t an abusive drug.

Nov 29, 2011
Two outta three pages done.

This is really hard… I shoulda got Boscov to help me with this one, but I’m too far along now.

In case there was some confusion, I’m not working on the theme from Skyrim yet. It’s on the short list, but I have something else to get out of the way first.

Nov 29, 2011 1 note
you might have an addiction to skyrim... you know you should stop before FOS ROH DA!

Dovahkiin Dovahkiin,

Naal ok zin los vahriin!

Edit: Wait! Wait! This one instead!

Nov 29, 2011 1 note
Lyra, what's new?

Working on a recording. Wanting to play Skyrim, but I gotta make some more progress on this thing.

Nov 29, 2011 1 note
It happened to Tootsie also? How awkward was the conversation which followed the experience?

About as awkward as you’d think.

I don’t think Bon-Bon ever found out about that.

Nov 29, 2011
Lyra, do you think you could probably play Pinkie Pie a song for her birthday?

Um, how much advanced notice am I getting for this?

Nov 29, 2011 1 note
What would you do if you suddenly turned into a colt?

Well, last time that happened, it happened to both me and Tootsie.

We just sat together and waited for it to run out.

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1. Get a bear for a lover 2. Wait until winter when it's cold and snowing 3. RIDE THAT BEAR AROUND THROUGH THE SNOW 4. ??? 5. Profit = Go home and enjoy a nice cup of melted chocolate while reflecting on the day's events with bearfriend

I don’t think Boscov would ever agree to-

How did you format your ask like that? I thought they took away the ability to do that!

Nov 28, 2011 2 notes
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You should eat at Peter's House of Yum.

Any particular reason for this unsolicited endorsement?

Nov 28, 2011
Have you ever thought about getting a piercing?

Not more than a few seconds, no.

Nov 28, 2011 1 note
Nov 28, 2011
What if it turned out that your mother was a high-class Canterlot socialite, and you're actually the result of her getting raped, and she was forced by her family to abandon you or else they would've killed both you and her?

Than I’d have rather she had the courage to either abort or kill me than abandon me.

But thanks. I’d never had the misfortune of thinking up that scenario on my own.

Nov 28, 2011
I'd like a cheese pizza and a large soda.

That’ll be two bits; please drive around.

Nov 28, 2011
You like your buildings like you like your colts: boxy.

Yes, I can’t draw.

Nov 28, 2011
Meh. Maybe I'm just reading too many conspiracy theories. Did you know that aliens made the pyramids and the government invented dinosaurs to discourage time travel?

The threat of dinosaurs doesn’t seem to stop that doctor fellow from jumping through time.

Nov 28, 2011
Now, just because Anons don't seem scary doesn't mean they aren't powerful. Their power comes from their anonymity. They can be ANYPONY. At all. They could be a friend or relative or even an enemy!

That might be new to you, but not to me. I take steps to protect myself.

Nov 28, 2011
Well, I guess we need to talk more then, hehe.

The less experiments the better.

Nov 28, 2011
Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

I don’t think we’ve spoke since then.

Nov 28, 2011
I think Boscov isn't telling the whole truth when he says he's forgotten how he lost his eye. Have you ever talked to him about it?

Just because we’re a couple doesn’t mean every little fact about our lives is up for discussion.

It’s his business; I’m not going to pry. If he wants to share anything with me, he knows I’m right here.

Nov 28, 2011 2 notes
And anons?

Pfft.

Nov 28, 2011 1 note
Hey there, Lyra! Long time no see, how are you?

Didn’t you use to be a human?

Nov 28, 2011
That question was for you, Lyra. But seriously, nothing physical scares you? What about nuclear weapons? Dragons? Anons?

I said people and places don’t scare me. Nuclear weapons are neither living creatures or a place, and the object itself is only scary due to the situation it presents from its use.

But no, I’m not afraid of a dragon or anything else. When you’ve stared into the abyss long enough, you stop caring what stares back.

Nov 28, 2011 1 note
By the way

I am working on another recording. It’s just taking a while.

S-Skyrim…

Nov 28, 2011 3 notes
You forgot to censor.

Thanks for letting me know!

Easy fix.

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