Ask Lyra: Archive

*sits on your lap* Chiko~ =w=

Sorry, but no.

If it wasn’t midnight, maybe I’d let you in if you knocked or something. But no sitting on my lap.

Oct 31, 2011

Thanks Lyra... I was about to do something... but talking to you made me feel better....

Just remember that you can walk away at any time. There are no obligations.

That’s how I live. I choose to key trying.

Oct 31, 2011

actually what i do is remain blissfully unaware that anything is wrong until the other party hates me for it, and by that time i realize and just stop caring. so maybe you shouldn't follow my advice

Sounds like that soccer player I dated.

I made some good friends with some of his teammates, and in the end I had to sever those relationships because of breaking up with him.

What a load.

Oct 31, 2011 1 note

im not saying a fling, im saying that you worry too much about it.

If you’re dating somepony for over two months, and in the past it’s only taken days/weeks to fall in love, either a red flag is called on the play or the ref is blind.

Oct 31, 2011

you made a g.i. joe reference? i love you so much right now...

I’ve also got some Captain Planet left over if you’d like any.

Edit: This is why I usually listen to the full audio first. Stupid advert.

Anyway, fixed.

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*skips a bit* No songs! Just keeping youth alive =3 and getting in before everyone else, heehee! *he bounces off*

You’re a very energetic firebug.

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NGH I FEEL SO DRUNK HELP

I’ve been told water helps dilute it.

Oct 31, 2011

Did the conversation at least involve cuddling?

If I wanted to reveal what we talked about, I’d post the audio log (because there’s something wrong with me and I recorded it).

I appreciate all the help everypony offered, but it is still our relationship.

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i say you and the bear should just enjoy your relationship while it lasts, and if it lasts then good for you. dont worry about the consequences. that's been working for me so far

Neither of us want a fling.

We aren’t exactly getting any younger.

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I can't seem to help any pony these days... I should just hide in a cave under a rock...

Most of my life thus far was spend making ponies miserable.

You can give up if you want, but it won’t solve anything.

Oct 31, 2011 1 note

miss lyra. the anon who said "like my status" was making a reference to a comedian. his name is ray william johnson and on one of his recent videos he made a bunch of references to like my status, because of a weird internet video where a very strange man made a lot of "like my status" comments, including one about... genetalia.

And know we know.

Oct 31, 2011

I don't know where Sweetie Belle is! She probably doesn't recognize me with this mask on.

I’d like to think she could see though the mask.

It’s a good costume, but it isn’t exactly very concealing, visually.

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They eat spookgheti!!

Oof…

Dayjob.

Don’t quit.

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Did this talk involve sex? I think that's the only reason you could be so perky right now.

I regret to inform you that it did not.

But I appreciate the implication that I’m so completely one dimensional.

Oct 31, 2011

I love wine coolers!

Okay.

I didn’t ask, but thanks for letting me know.

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what do ghosts eat?

Depends on which pointless horror movie you’re watching.

Ghosts aren’t real.

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Lyra... why am I so useless when it comes to helping my friends?

If I were to hazard a guess, I’d say it’s because you think you can solve a problem that’s simply out of your hooves.

Some things need to just sort themselves out.

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Pinch anna punch for th' first of th' month! =D *bounce*bounce*

Had to look that one up.

Thought maybe it was some long lyrics at first!

Oct 31, 2011

Trick or treat!

I’m sorry, I thought Trick-or-Treating was over for the night. I gave it all to Scoot.

Do you want a soda or something? I can get you a wine cooler if you’re old enough to drink.

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Ye, I'm inclined to agree with what Anon suggests. For a change. You and Boscov should have a long talk. Not just the "he can read what I post here". But in end, I hope it will be resolved in the way that you are both happy.

We did.

I think this is going to work. I have faith in the both of us.

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Seeing as how things don't look like they'll work out with Krastos, wanna try dating an anon?

No.

Oct 31, 2011 6 notes

#No

Instead of asking about your love life, I will instead ask you how your day went. How did your day go?

Miserable!

But things have substantially improved in the last half hour!

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Trick or teat!

Uh… Oops. I just gave away all we had left…

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TRICK OR TREAT!

Scoot! Hi! It’s great to see you! Have you seen Sweetie lately?

Here! You can have what’s left of the bowl!

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*hugs* Hope it makes you feel better...

Thanks, Twilight.

I hope this turns out alright in the end.

Oct 31, 2011

Maybe there's something about Krastos you don't like. I've heard that bears smell bad, so maybe it's a subtle thing like that.

…

I guess he and I really should talk, huh?

Oct 31, 2011

You could look at like a line, go straight knowing not everything will be alright, take some turns hoping that it will lead you to a good place, or stop the line completely. Which do you choose?

The unsolicited advice is starting to become a little too forward.

Oct 31, 2011

Is it true that the oceans of Equestria are actually orange?

W-… What?

No.

Are you thinking of Kirby or something?

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#Seriously you don't have to send a message saying Hello #Just start the conversation

So did you and Sweetie have sensory overloads at seeing the ocean for the first time ever in your lives?

You know, I don’t even know if this was her first time to the beach or not. She seemed to be having a good time, but she wasn’t stunned or anything.

I was pretty far beside myself, though.

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Lyra... What is love? Maybe it's: Never going to give you up? Never going to let you down? Never going to run around and desert you? Never going to make you cry? Never going to say good bye? Never going to tell a lie and hurt you? It maybe all those...

Somewhere in Proto Dome, in the year 2300 A.D.

Oct 31, 2011

Sad things.

Story of my life, right?

It’s not that bad, really. You know how you only every talk or think about what goes wrong? That’s all this is. We all had a lovely time at the beach yesterday and it was almost perfect.

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Your bearfriend broke the arm of some anon who tried attacking him with a toy sword. He was in no danger at all, but he still broke that poor anon's arm. I don't think you should describe him as "kind," because even if he is smart, he was still cruel last night to that anon.

He also took the imbecile to the hospital, which is a hay-of-a-lot more than I would have done.

I’m know some of you see me as some kind of paragon of patience or something. But once you cross the threshold of my home uninvited, you’ll see somepony very different standing over you through vision blurred by immense pain.

There’s all kinds of models these days. That could have been a real sword modeled to look like a toy.

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Lyra, I ask this like every week. When's your next free day? I hope your doing well.

I don’t know, Strawberry. I’ll keep your posted.

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What is your favorite musical composition (any genre from anywhere)?

Bzzt.

Tonight, I think Halloween Town would be appropriate.

No disrespect to the lyrical version from the movie, but the singing is too loud. It overshadows the insturments.

Oct 31, 2011

#favorite song