February 2012
1) I understand, to an extent. For whatever reason I’ve been the subject of catcalls for a long time. If you’re level-headed, you at least realize you haven’t got a chance in Equestria with me and are only doing this for the thrill of it.
However, that doesn’t excuse your demeaning comments.
2) I know that first anon got under your skin, but that sort of behavior...
1) No means no.
2) Are you the same one that sent a similar message last time and embarrassed the [omitted] out of me when I wrongfully thought it was Blues?
Because if you are, I still remember, there’s still nothing I can do, and you’re treading awful close to Creepytown. The whole secret admirer thing fails to be endearing when you call my boyfriend a “big obstacle in my...
1) By not telling them. They made a very large mistake, but no pony wants want them having to serve out a sentence over it!
Save the authorities for cases that can’t be resolved without them.
2) Does the prospect of a sexual harassment charge entice you?
3) No. Not a huge fan of Disneigh.
…
Not that I’d turn down the opportunity if it was hoofed to me.
4) Mare, I know you...
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1) Everything floats down here…
Oh wait. That was “It.”
2) Doesn’t sound so bad. A little boring for my tastes, but I don’t suppose it goes into too much detail.
3) Have I ever been disintegrated into pieces in some cases?
Da [omitted] does that even mean?
1) Black? White? Hispanic?
Is there a green? I like green. Can I be green?
2) Oh pretty good. We got a new client. At the bank. Gonna make a lot of money.
I cannot tell you, it’s confidential.
No, I can’t.
3) Not do that again, if you’re wise.
4) That’s not an easy road. I’d recommend you find a councilor.
5) That’s a little sexist, isn’t it?
He...
1) In a drawer in the bathroom.
And I have one of those little toothbrush caps on my toothbrush!
2) If I remember right, I spoke with the author of that fanfic a few months after that happened.
askwinterflake submitted:
I drew you :3
I saw! When Fuselight showed me, I liked it!
But you also drew it before you started following me, so I have no indication that you drew it for me.
I reblog and give pictures the gift tag if they were drawn for me. Otherwise somepony could just submit every picture of a...
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CYOA #71
You edge close to the doorway and look outside to try and spy any sign of your friends. Unfortunately the blizzard is much too thick and obscures any detail you might be looking for, like hoofprints in the snow. If you’d had the Binoculars you might be able to see something definitive, but if you recall right, Twist has them.
Other than that, everything outside appears as it did before....
1) DERP
2) That’s just the thing. It has to be organic or it doesn’t mean anything.
3) Strange…
I don’t know that I get very many strange questions. Creepy? Sure. Got an entire tag for that.
…
You know what? I take it back. I got a message once that was evidently in reference to a fanfic about me being decapitated and existing as just a living head. That was...
1) I don’t have any money to give and there aren’t any charities based in Ponyville.
I’ve donated time to a few across Equestria.
2) Go nuts. I can’t help you make it accurate, though, considering I have no idea what he looked like.
Or if he’s dead.
3) None that I can think of. We’ve never even had a fight.
And not that I want to force us to have a fight,...
mutedgrey replied to your post: 1) Uh… I’ve never really paid much attention. If…
You’re so hard on yourself! I mean, everyone needs some motivation in order to improve but you really take it farther than that. I went back the other day through some of your older drawings and I thought they were nice!
1) I’ll admit that I can’t remember the last time I had a conversation...
1) Uh… I’ve never really paid much attention.
If a 1,000 lbs horse poops 50 lbs a day, you’d think a much lighter pony would poop the equivalent of 5 lbs for every 100 lbs.
Without telling you my weight, certainly doesn’t feel like I poop that much a day. Seems like it should be somewhere between half and a quarter of that. I mean, we don’t eat a whole lot; few...
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CYOA #70
You take stock in your current situation, to try and clear your mind. You aren’t necessarily trapped, just separated from your friends. Though it’s dark, there doesn’t appear to be any clear danger where you’re standing.
You still have your Cloak-Style Blanket, which appears undamaged. After firing two Arrows, you still have 18 left plus the Bow. You have your Food and...
1) In your world’s United States, yes. I saw a while ago. However, that doesn’t really have any bearing on our world. Or more specifically, my dimension of our world.
In my dimension a bit is worth roughly ten USD. I calculated that based on things like construction costs and yearly taxes, but I still had to factor in food consumption. If we spend three bits on a bag of apples,...
Answers after the break
1) Because I can defend myself now.
And no, it’s not instant or anything.
2) You know, I’ve never played a Mass Effect. Never even seen one played.
Just one of those series I sort of missed entirely.
3) Just little things. Technically Boscov is my pet name for him. His name is Krastos.
“Honey” seems to be a popular one for us both.
Honey...
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Anonymous asked: Are unicorn horns sexually sensitive?
mutedgrey replied to your post: Answers after the break. 1) Uh. Thanks. I don’t…
I think the numbering on these are a bit out of order due to addressing that one separately. That’s interesting to learn about your horn, though.
Answers after the break
1) It sounds to me like what you want to do and how you want your neighbors to feel are mutually exclusive. You can either be honest...
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Anonymous asked: Why do you, unlike so many fictional characters, not use your troubled life as an excuse to be evil?
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Answers after the break.
1) Uh. Thanks. I don’t use blow dryers, though. They damage your hair.
2) Not a problem. We use bottled water.
3) Ugh… And I’m sure your intention in asking is completely pure…
Yeah, but not how you’re thinking. It’s difficult for non-unicorns to understand.
Think of any sensation you feel, but applied to another level of your...
1) Well, if you ever invent a time machine, you’d only have to go back about six months.
2) There used to be this little site called imeem. No… Wait… That’s how I found Evile…
How did I find Grave Digger? I’ve known about them for quite some time.
I remember I was searching for a track once with a theme around “Chaos” as a little side project,...
1) How does it feel to be like the fifth anon to ask me that question?
I think I can safely assume at this point that it’s in reference to something.
2 & 3) Well, I appreciate you showing that extra bit of initiative and discovering the answer yourself.
As for Bon-Bon, I think there’s just a bunch of ponies that look like her. Same as me, Carrot Top, Berry Punch, Colgate; who...
1) Answering that would require my having any knowledge of what you’re talking about.
2) That’s like saying “Ka-You desire to breathe oxygen.”
3) Only a specific ostrich.
4) Well, Gilda got me thinking back to some old memories.
Not terrible memories, but I remember some of them being pretty painful physically.
spike-q-and-a asked: ... I was seriously just curious. Thanks for reminding me about Rarity.
1) [Omitted]!
It is. And I did. I just forgot to reupload the picture once I noticed it.
It’s fixed now. Thanks for letting me know!
2) Spike… This is about Rarity isn’t it?
…
You know, you really shouldn’t be worrying about a relationship right now anyway. I know it can seem glamorous and “beautiful,” but it’s a lot of hard work. It takes a...
1) That bear…?
Yes, I’m still with Krastos. Why?
2) We toys can see eeveerythiing…
3) Yeah… I’ve been talking to your “[omitted]”. She says “this limp [omitted] [omitted] be trippin’. He ain’t [omitted] and if he still wants this fine [omitted] then he’d better quit frontin’, drop to his knees, and beg for me like his...
1) A plane is a type of aircraft, right? Was the water they landed in magic?
2) … Why do you keep asking this…?
We took a bit of a break between courses. We’re about to eat the enchiladas.
3) Well, he’s really smart. That’s always cool to hold on a conversation with, even if I only sorta-kinda follow.
If you mean because he makes glue do I get it for free, I...
krastosthegluemaker asked: Sure, it'll be no problem. See you soon.
1) Meh, usual stuff. Helping Sweetie when she needs it, music, game, wallow in self-pity instead of actively looking for a job.
Waiting for Boscov right now.
2) Yeah, sure.
As long as you stop asking me to be your waifu.
3) No, this is Patrick.
1) Hiding?
2) And… this is for you! You earned it!
1) Aren’t you clever and current?
2) Did you know teddy bears were named after a bear that saved a filly?
3) Ka-! That has never worked.
4) Stop trying to put words in my mouth just because you aren’t in the know.
everpresentshades asked: How you doing gurl? I just had someone contact me that a paper I wrote for school may get published!
krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: 1) Yes. Very yes. We don’t usually spend much…
Yeah. I’m pretty much free for this whole week.
mutedgrey replied to your post: 1) I don’t really know too much about bear…
I still have your grave digger recommendations bookmarked to listen to whenever I want! You’re always welcome to suggest others!
1) See, you think you know what...
1) Yes. Very yes.
We don’t usually spend much time during the week. You in between orders?
2) The name would have to fit the album. Without knowing what the other contributors to the project would do, I couldn’t say.
But the zipped file would probably be something along the line of “Under Fair Use,” as a jab that none of it’s original.
3) No.
Really, that was a...
1) It doesn’t? I mean, I wouldn’t know either way. Not really my thing.
If there isn’t one, it would probably be a community thing. The community can decide to put a halt on the production of certain projects like that, if it has a chance to draw in a bad crowd.
2) Keep trying. I’ll let you know if you suddenly become funny.
3) I’ll be honest. Didn’t know...
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1) I don’t really know too much about bear holidays.
This bear version of Hearts and Hooves Day sounds interesting…
2) Gorilla~z!
Oh my Cels! What an incredible collab project! My hat’s off to every artist that’s ever worked on that! If I ever get big I’d love to do something like that!
Grave Digger’s still my favorite band.
Antonio Vivaldi’s Four...
Anonymous asked: What was the appetizer?
krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: 1) I uh… Had too much of the appetizer. There…
It was certainly a nice appetizer though.
Oh Celestia, yes. I could get used to having that more often.
1) I uh… Had too much of the appetizer. There wasn’t room for desert, let alone the main course.
Sorry, Boscov. I’ll make it up to you; I swear.
2) Maybe a little. It was all in fun and I got caught up in the moment.
I see what you’re getting at, though. Don’t try ever try that, fillies and colts.
krastosthegluemaker asked: Hi Lyra, are you still up for dinner tonight?
Anonymous ponygoon (3rdstreetponies@gmail.com) submitted:
A friend of mine claims this map is totally accurate. Can you confirm this?
Of course it isn’t!
Hitler World and Hill Top Zone 2 are backwards.
mutedgrey replied to your post: Answers after the break. Kinda went overboard on…
That was very illuminating! Thank you so much! The other extroverts I know, I think they do require positive interaction with others and the other stuff doesn’t cut it, but it’s still something they enjoy, too. I hope that makes sense.
1) No. Again, that’s too specific.
Is this bit going...
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1) Go ask somepony who gives a [omitted] about another porn tumblr.
2) Be more specific.
3) Well, being around others and interacting positively with them, which is the desired outcome, are two different things. But I’ll assume you meant without fulfilling the need to interact.
You feel drained and unfulfilled. Weak, depressed, upset, and just generally “down,” like...
Answers after the break.
1) Yes, I’ve been asked before. But after that big number today I figured I’d get asked again.
Pinkie’s over-the-top and full of super-hyper-antics, and that’s not always appropriate. But I’ve dealt with ponies like her before; you can’t win by pushing them away. They don’t really take no for an answer and things usually wind...
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Thank you! I had no idea you even knew I existed! I drew this for you!
It took around two hours.
1) Maybe he’s just different. Everypony I ever dated was harsh and rude and completely insensitive. Boscov is different. Everything about him; his voice, his movements, his gentle touch, they all give off this air of kindness and sensitivity that’s… I don’t know. I certainly didn’t think I was looking for it, but maybe it’s what I needed.
And he’s just...